GLOBAL CITIZEN: Debates? What Debates?

I wish everyone would stop calling them "debates."

Even back when the League of Women Voters first televised confrontations between presidential candidates, they weren't debates. At best they were stiff, unnatural political discussions. Now that the two major political parties run them, they are carefully controlled soundbite gotcha matches. Like most everything about our campaign process, they insult the voters and undermine democracy.

Debates ought to inform. I doubt that anyone listening to the first "debate" could say what the two candidates actually propose to do about medicine for seniors or education or social security. Put it in a lockbox -- exactly what does that mean and why is it necessary?

Debates should explore assumptions and sources. Bush and Gore threw inconsistent numbers at each other for 90 minutes. No one stopped to say, "Wait a minute, let's get to the bottom of this. Where did that number come from and why is it different from your opponent's number?"

Debates should have basic groundrules, such as: answer the question you are asked. If you try to run away verbally, you will be interrupted and hauled back to the topic at hand.

Repetition of obvious nonsense should be ruled out of bounds and a penalty assessed (three free minutes to your opponent). For example:

- Irrelevant insinuations about "character." From his harping on "restoring dignity to the presidency," one would think that George W. Bush has never noticed that Al Gore is not Bill Clinton. To tar Gore with repeated references to the unsavory conduct of another man is just plain foul.

- Accusations about the other side's fundraising practices, unless your own are completely above board. Let him who is without sin throw the stones. If no one can, let's get serious about campaign reform.

- Claiming to cause economic prosperity. A president does not create economic booms. He lucks into them. A president does not have the power to bring an economy up or down. Everyone knows that. Cut it out.

- Truth-confounding jabs, such as Bush's taunt about many of Gore's suggested policies, "Why didn't you do it in the last eight years?" He knows perfectly well that his own party, in control of Congress, stopped it. (Why Gore doesn't say that back is beyond me.)

- Mom and Apple-Pie platitudes. Such as the whole discussion about education, something everyone values but presidents can do little about. Jim Lehrer asked the right question here: "How by supplying only six percent of the education budget can you solve any education problems?" The answer I heard was "require testing." Kind of like attacking a fever by requiring temperature-taking. No voice was allowed to widen the discussion to the real problems behind problem schools, namely poverty and discrimination.

That's the worst thing about the "debates," the questions not asked and the candidates not on the podium, The two controlling parties narrow the discussion to the cramped middle of the political spectrum. It's as if they were trying to spell out the nation's political choices using only the letters from L to P, pretending that the rest of the alphabet doesn't exist.

So when energy prices come up, Bush wants to dig up all the coal and pump up the remaining oil in America, which Gore also wants to do, but Gore also says vague things about alternative fuels. No acknowledgment that either of these guys, who want to lead the world's biggest carbon-emitting nation, have heard of the greenhouse effect -- even though Gore has written a book on the subject. The one candidate who would make an impassioned speech about the craziness of ruining the climate in order to drive SUV's, the guy who would point out that oil and coal are the technologies of the 19th century, not the 21st, the person who would make efficiency and solar the center of his energy policy was not even allowed into the room, much less on the platform.