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Theocratic Sect Prays for Real Armageddon

By Casey Sanchez, Southern Poverty Law Center. Posted August 30, 2008.


Members of Joel's Army are fighting to bring about the millennial reign of Christ.

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LAKELAND, Fla. -- Todd Bentley has a long night ahead of him, resurrecting the dead, healing the blind, and exploding cancerous tumors. Since April 3, the 32-year-old, heavily tattooed, body-pierced, shaved-head Canadian preacher has been leading a continuous "supernatural healing revival" in central Florida. To contain the 10,000-plus crowds flocking from around the globe, Bentley has rented baseball stadiums, arenas and airport hangars at a cost of up to $15,000 a day. Many in attendance are church pastors themselves who believe Bentley to be a prophet and don't bat an eye when he tells them he's seen King David and spoken with the Apostle Paul in heaven. "He was looking very Jewish," Bentley notes.

Tattooed across his sternum are military dog tags that read "Joel's Army." They're evidence of Bentley's generalship in a rapidly growing apocalyptic movement that's gone largely unnoticed by watchdogs of the theocratic right. According to Bentley and a handful of other "hyper-charismatic" preachers advancing the same agenda, Joel's Army is prophesied to become an Armageddon-ready military force of young people with a divine mandate to physically impose Christian "dominion" on non-believers.

"An end-time army has one common purpose -- to aggressively take ground for the kingdom of God under the authority of Jesus Christ, the Dread Champion," Bentley declares on the website for his ministry school in British Columbia, Canada. "The trumpet is sounding, calling on-fire, revolutionary believers to enlist in Joel's Army. ... Many are now ready to be mobilized to establish and advance God's kingdom on earth."

Joel's Army followers, many of them teenagers and young adults who believe they're members of the final generation to come of age before the end of the world, are breaking away in droves from mainline Pentecostal churches. Numbering in the tens of thousands, they base their beliefs on an esoteric reading of the second chapter of the Old Testament Book of Joel, in which an avenging swarm of locusts attacks Israel. In their view, the locusts are a metaphor for Joel's Army.

Despite their overt militancy, there's no evidence Joel's Army followers have committed any acts of violence. But critics warn that actual bloodletting may only be a matter of time for a movement that casts itself as God's avenging army.

Those sounding the alarm about Joel's Army are not secular foes of the Christian Right, few of whom are even aware of the movement or how widespread it's become in the past decade. Instead, Joel's Army critics are mostly conservative Christians, either neo-Pentecostals who left the movement in disgust or evangelical Christians who fear that Joel's Army preachers are stealing their flocks, even sending spies to infiltrate their own congregations and sway their young people to heresy. And they say the movement is becoming frightening.

"The pitch and intensity of the military rhetoric of this branch of the global Dominionist movement has substantially increased since the beginning of 2008," writes The Discernment Research Group, a Christian watchdog group that tracks what they call heresies or cults within Christianity. "One can only wonder how long before this transforms into real warfare with actual warriors."

'Snorting Religion'

Joel's Army believers are hard-core Christian dominionists, meaning they believe that America, along with the rest of the world, should be governed by conservative Christians and a conservative Christian interpretation of biblical law. There is no room in their doctrine for democracy or pluralism.

Dominionism's original branch is Christian Reconstructionism, a grim, Calvinist call to theocracy that, as Reconstructionist writer Gary North describes, wants to "get busy in constructing a Bible-based social, political and religious order which finally denies the religious liberty of the enemies of God."

Notorious for endorsing the public execution by stoning of homosexuals and adulterers, the Christian Reconstructionist movement is far better known in secular America than Joel's Army. That's largely because Reconstructionists have made several serious forays into mainstream politics and received a fair amount of negative publicity as a result. Joel's Army followers eschew the political system, believing the path to world domination lies in taking over churches, not election to public office.

Another key difference between the two branches of dominionism, which maintain a testy, arms-length relationship with one another, is Christian Reconstructionism's buttoned-down image and heavy emphasis on Bible study, which contrasts sharply with Joel's Army anti-intellectual distrust of biblical scholars and its unruly style.

"Some people snort cocaine, others snort religions," Joel's Army Pastor Roy said while ministering a morning program at Todd Bentley's Lakeland, Fla., revival in late May.

As this article went to press, Bentley's "Florida Outpouring" had been running for more than 100 days straight. Many attendees came in search of spontaneous physical healing and a desire to be part of a mystical community marked by dancing, shouting, gyrating, speaking in tongues and other forms of ecstatic release.

Snide jabs at traditional church services are fairly common at Bentley's revivals. In fact, what takes place onstage at the Florida Outpouring looks more like a pro wrestling extravaganza than church. On stage, Bentley and his team of pastors, yell, chant, and scream "Fire!" and "Bam!" while anointing followers.

The audience members behave as if they are at a psychedelic counterculture festival. One couple jumps up and down twirling red and silver metallic flags. Dyed-haired teenagers pulled in by the revival's presence on Facebook and MySpace wander around looking dazed. Women lay facedown on the floor, convulsing and howling. Fathers wail in tongues as their confused children look on. Strangers lay hands on those who fail to produce tongues or gyrate wildly enough, pressuring them to "let it out."

Bentley is considered a prophet both by his followers and by other leaders of the Joel's Army movement, whose adherents claim to be reviving a "five-fold ministry" of prophets, apostles, elders, pastors and teachers, as outlined in the Book of Ephesians. Not every five-fold ministry is connected to the Joel's Army movement, but the movement has spurred an interest in modern-day apostles and prophets that's troubling to the Assemblies of God, the world's largest Pentecostal church, which has officially disavowed the Joel's Army movement.

In a 2001 position paper, Assemblies of God leaders wrote that they do not recognize modern-day apostles or prophets and worried that "such leaders prefer more authoritarian structures where their own word or decrees are unchallenged." They are right to worry. Joel's Army followers believe that once democratic institutions are overthrown, their hierarchy of apostles and prophets will rule over the earth, with one church per city.

Warrior Nation

According to Joel's Army doctrine, the enforcers of the five-fold ministry will be members of the final generation, for whom the landmark Supreme Court decision Roe v. Wade constituted a new Passover.

"Everyone born after abortion's legalization can consider their birth a personal invitation to take part in this great army," writes John Crowder, another prominent Joel's Army pastor, who bills his 2006 book, The New Mystics: How to Become Part of the Supernatural Generation, as a literal how-to guide for joining Joel's Army.

Both Bentley and Crowder are enormously popular on Elijah's List, an online watering hole for a broad spectrum of Joel's Army enlistees, from lightweight believers who merely share an affection for military rhetoric and pastors who dress in army camouflage (several Joel's Army pastors are addressed by their congregants as "commandant" or "commander") to hardliners who believe the church is called to have an active military role in end-times that have already begun. Elijah's List currently has more than 125,000 subscribers on its electronic mailing list.

Rick Joyner, a pastor whose books, The Harvest and The Call, helped popularize Joel's Army theology by selling more than a million copies each, goes the furthest on Elijah's List in pushing the hardliner approach. In 2006, he posted a sermon called "The Warrior Nation -- The New Sound of the Church," in which he claimed that a last-day army is now gathering and called believers "freedom fighters."

"As the church begins to take on this resolve, they [Joel's Army churches] will start to be thought of more as military bases, and they will begin to take on the characteristics of military bases for training, equipping, and deploying effective spiritual forces," Joyner wrote. "In time, the church will actually be organized more as a military force with an army, navy, air force, etc."

In a sort of disclaimer, Joyner writes at one point that God's army "will bring love, peace and stability wherever they go." But several of his books narrate with glee what he describes as "a coming civil war within the church." In his 1997 book The Harvest he writes: "Some pastors and leaders who continue to resist this tide of unity will be removed from their place. Some will become so hardened they will become opposers and resist God to the end."

Two years later, in his book The Final Quest, Joyner described a vision (taken as prophecy in the Joel's Army world, where Joyner is considered an "apostle") of the coming Christian Civil War in which demon-possessed Christian soldiers enslave other, weaker Christians who resist them. He also describes how the hero of the novel -- himself -- ascends a "Holy Mountain" in order to learn new truths and to acquire new, magic weapons.

Kids on Fire

Bentley, who claims to be a supernatural healer, is no less over the top, playing his biker-punk appearance and heavy metal theatrics to the hilt. On YouTube, where clips of his most dramatic healings have been condensed into a three-minute highlight reel, Bentley describes God ordering him to kick an elderly lady in the face: "I am thinking, 'God, why is the power of God not moving?' And He said, 'It is because you haven't kicked that women in the face.' And there was, like, this older lady worshipping right in front of the platform and the Holy Spirit spoke to me and the gift of faith came on me. He said, 'Kick her in the face ... with your biker boot.' I inched closer and I went like this [makes kicking motion]: Bam! And just as my boot made contact with her nose, she fell under the power of God."

The atmosphere is less charged with violence at "The Call," a 12-hour revival of up to 20,000 youths led by Joel's Army pastor Lou Engle and held every summer in a major American city (this year's event was scheduled for Washington, D.C. in August).

Attendees are called upon to fast and pray for 40 days and take up culture-war pledges to lead abstinent lives, reject pornography and fight abortion. They're further asked to perform "identificational repentance," lugging along family trees and genealogies to see where one of their ancestors may have enslaved or oppressed another so that they can make amends. (Many in the Joel's Army movement believe in generational curses that must be broken by the current generation).

As even his critics note, Engle is a sweet, humble and gentle man whose persona is difficult to reconcile with his belief in an end-time army of invincible young Christian warriors. Yet while Engle is careful to avoid deploying explicit Joel's Army rhetoric at high-profile events like The Call, when he's speaking in smaller hyper-charismatic circles to avowed Joel's Army followers, he can venture into bloodlust.

This March, at a "Passion for Jesus" conference in Kansas City sponsored by the International House of Prayer, or IHOP, a ministry for teenagers from the heavy metal, punk and goth scenes, Engle called on his audience for vengeance.

"I believe we're headed to an Elijah/Jezebel showdown on the Earth, not just in America but all over the globe, and the main warriors will be the prophets of Baal versus the prophets of God, and there will be no middle ground," said Engle. He was referring to the Baal of the Old Testament, a pagan idol whose followers were slaughtered under orders from the prophet Elijah.

"There's an Elijah generation that's going to be the forerunners for the coming of Jesus, a generation marked not by their niceness but by the intensity of their passion," Engle continued. "The kingdom of heaven suffers violence and the violent take it by force. Such force demands an equal response, and Jesus is going to make war on everything that hinders love, with his eyes blazing fire."

Although Joel's Army theology is mainly directed at people in their teens and early 20s via events like The Call and ministries like IHOP, sometimes the target audience is even younger. In some of the most arresting images in Jesus Camp, a 2006 documentary about the Kids on Fire bible camp in North Dakota, grade school-aged kids dressed in army fatigues wield swords and conduct military field maneuvers. "A lot of people die for God and they're not afraid," one camper told ABC News reporters in a follow-up segment.

"We're kinda being trained to be warriors," added another, "only in a funner way."

Cain and the Intellectuals

Both Christian and secular critics assailed the makers of Jesus Camp for referring to the camp's extremist, militant Christianity as "evangelical." There is a name, however, that describes Kids on Fire's agenda, if you're familiar with their theology: Joel's Army. Pastor Becky Fischer, who runs the camp, said that a third of the kids at her camp were under 6 years old because they are "more in touch in the supernatural" and proclaimed them to be "soldiers for God's Army." Her camp's blend of end-times militancy and supernaturalism is perfectly emblematic of the Joel's Army movement, whose adherents believe their cause is prophesied in the Old Testament chapter titled "An Army of Locusts."

The stark, evocative passages of that chapter describe a locust swarm that lays waste to Israel (to this day, the region suffers periodic locust invasions): "Like dawn spreading across the mountains a large and mighty army comes, such as never was of old nor ever will be in ages to come." As remarkable as the language is, most biblical scholars agree that it is a literal description of a locust invasion and resulting famine that occurred sometime between the 9th and 5th centuries B.C.E.

In the Book of Joel, the locust invasion is described as an omen that an Assyrian army to the north may attack Israel if it fails to repent as a nation. But nowhere is the invasion described as an army of God. According to an Assemblies of God position paper: "It is a complete misinterpretation of Scripture to find in Joel's army of locusts a militant, victorious force attacking society and a non-cooperating Church to prepare the earth for Christ's millennial reign."

The story of how an ancient insect invasion came to be a rallying flag for 21st-century dominonists begins just after World War II in Canada. Out of a small town in Saskatchewan, a Pentecostal preacher named William Branham spearheaded a 1948 revival in which he claimed that his followers lived in a new biblical time of "Latter Rain."

The most sinless and ardent of his flock would be called "Manifest Sons of God." By the next year, the movement was so strong -- and seemed so subversive to some -- that the Assemblies of God banned it as a heretic cult. But Branham remained a controversial figure with a loyal following; many of his followers believed him to be the end-times prophet Elijah.

Michael Barkun, a leading scholar of radical religion, notes that in 1958, Branham began teaching "Serpent Seed" doctrine, the belief that Satan had sex with Eve, resulting in Cain and his descendants. "Through Cain came all the smart, educated people down to the antediluvian flood -- the intellectuals, bible colleges," Branham wrote in the kind of anti-mainstream religion, anti-intellectual spirit that pervades the Joel's Army movement to this day. "They know all their creeds but know nothing about God."

The Gates of Hell

Branham was killed in a car accident in 1965, but his Manifest Sons of God movement, the direct predecessor of Joel's Army, lived on within a cluster of hyper-charismatic churches. In the 1980s, Branham's teachings took on new life at the Kansas City Fellowship (KCF), a group of popular self-styled apostles and prophets who used the Missouri church as a launching pad for national careers promoting outright Joel's Army theology.

Ernie Gruen, a local pastor who initially promoted and gave citywide credibility to KCF pastors in the early 1980s, cut his connections in 1990. Concerned about KCF's plans to push its teachings worldwide, Gruen published a 132-page insider's account, based on taped sermons and conversations and interviews with parents who had enrolled their kids in KCF's Dominion school.

According to Gruen's report, students at the school were taught that they were a "super-race" of the "elected seed" of all the best bloodlines of all generations -- foreknown, predestined, and hand-selected from billions of others to be part of the "end-time Omega generation."

Though he'd once promoted these doctrines himself, Gruen became convinced that the movement was turning into an end-times cult, marked by what he summarized as "spiritual threats, fears, and warnings of death," "warning followers to beware of other Christians" and exhibiting "a 'super-race' mentality toward the training of their children."

When contacted by the Intelligence Report, Gruen's spokesman said that Gruen stands by everything he published in the report but no longer grants media interviews.

The Kansas City Fellowship remains in operation and has served as a farm team for many of the all-stars of the Joel's Army movement. Those larger-than-life figures include John Wimber, the founder of a California megachurch, The Vineyard, who, before his death in 1997, proclaimed that Joel's Army would not only conquer the earth but defeat death itself. Lou Engle founded The Call based on the Joel's Army visions that KCF "prophet" Bob Jones (not to be confused with Bob Jones III of Bob Jones University) received while at KCF. Mike Bickle, another KCF member, stayed in Kansas City to form the International House of Prayer.

IHOP members and other Joel's Army adherents are well aware of how their movement is perceived by other conservative Christians.

"Today, you can type 'Joel's Army' into a search engine and a thousand heresy hunter websites pop up, decrying the very mention of it," writes John Crowder in The New Mystics. Crowder doesn't exactly allay critic's fears. "This is truly warfare," he writes. "This battle is not a game. They [Joel's Army warriors] will not be on the defense; they will be on the offense -- and the gates of hell will not be able to hold up against them."

So far, few members of the secular media have taken notice of Joel's Army, even as they report on Protestant dominionists like Pat Robertson or the more outrageous calls for the stoning of gays and lesbians emanating from Reconstructionist circles. There are exceptions, however. On the DailyKos, a well-read, politically liberal blog, a diarist has been blogging for two years about her experiences as a walkaway from a Joel's Army church. She writes under a pseudonym out of fear of physical reprisals.

She may have real cause for concern. As Wimber, the late founder of The Vineyard, put it in one of his most famous and fiery sermons, one that is still frequently cited by Joel's Army followers: "Those in this army will have His kind of power. ... Anyone who wants to harm them must die."

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Jesus preached peace and love
Posted by: thornwolf on Aug 30, 2008 1:32 AM   
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These lunatics are anything but christian.

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Links
Posted by: emmas on Aug 30, 2008 1:49 AM   
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You can read about the nefarious activities of Joel's Army, the Assemblies of God and other fundamentalist groups here and here

There are plenty of links to other sources at both these sites.

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There is only reason why would God would rapture up these lunatics into Heaven
Posted by: Obama2008Fan on Aug 30, 2008 2:25 AM   
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She is crazy, too!

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» That can never happen. Posted by: Last Chance
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Question -
Posted by: Last Chance on Aug 30, 2008 4:22 AM   
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What is their connection to John Hagee? He's the well known Armageddonite and Bush's pastor.

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bender dundat
Posted by: bender dundat on Aug 30, 2008 4:36 AM   
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Yes, Jesus preached peace and love and the religious leaders of His day crucified Him for His efforts. The Lord Jesus Christ of Nazareth warned believers that there would be false prophets and false teachers in the last days; and that the devil would deceive by means of "signs and wonders". By the way, Joel, it sure as hell ain't your army. i believe David said to Goliath, "i come to you in the Name of the LORD of Hosts, the God of the ARMIES OF ISRAEL. There is nothing more dangerous than treating the things of the Spirit casually or flippantly or arrogantly. That is the big problem with american evangelicals: they show no true reverence, no true holiness and righteousness, no uplifting the Truth to a place of paramount importance in personal and social life. Why have modern day christians departed from the faith in order to pursue the abomination of worldly power politics? Could it be that this is the expression of apostasy? What else can it be?

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ba
Posted by: mnstra on Aug 30, 2008 5:18 AM   
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And you wonder why the Osama ben Ladens of the world still think that we are fighting the crusades.

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syed salamah ali mahdi
Posted by: salamah on Aug 30, 2008 5:34 AM   
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Remember that crazy American who took his Christian 'flock' to Guyana and forced his 'pastoral' sheep to commit suicide or had them slaughtered at the "Altar of Christ"?
Or the other Black "Warrior" in Kenya with his Lord's Army, lord being Jesus of Nazareth, who has been causing havoc; slaughtering, raping, torching villages and recruiting children at gun point to kill their mothers, fathers and siblings?
Why is it that all these criminal charlatans claim receiving orders from Jesus in their dreams?
They can do whatever they want to do without involving Jesus, Son of Mary.
Are the Americans simply CRAZY, just as the rest of the World suspects them to be?

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Ironic
Posted by: beautifulady2003 on Aug 30, 2008 5:56 AM   
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How ironic that this group of nutjobs lives right in America and yet they receive next to no publicity, yet this country is so busy with its ridiculous obsession with so-called Islamic terrorists and "jihadis."

Looks like you guys ought to deal with reality and stop playing into George Bush's fantasy "war on terror." And stop painting all of us Muslims with the same brush lest the same be done to you.

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please god...
Posted by: leTerrassier on Aug 30, 2008 6:15 AM   
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Save us from your followers!

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This is terrifying.
Posted by: Opinionator on Aug 30, 2008 6:33 AM   
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We Americans need to know more about Joel's Army. They are truly dangerous, emotionally and physically.

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The Constituency of Dupes who love Plutocrats and Fox News
Posted by: Midway54 on Aug 30, 2008 6:36 AM   
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These are the Dupes found throughout Bibleland in the precincts of the Southern Strategy. The ultra-Right Stooges in Congress and the scoundrels at Fox Newstwister Channel assure them that Jesus is a Republican and that the White House Puppet and his gang are doing the Will of God, fighting against terra, Islam, and them anti-Christian librul traitors in this Country. Glory!!!

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Palin's stealth connection to this group
Posted by: loneswaneast on Aug 30, 2008 7:05 AM   
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http://www.dailykos.com/story
/2008/8/29/163234/559/495/579213

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wwjd?
Posted by: ranchero42 on Aug 30, 2008 7:22 AM   
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jdfuswwnk!

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"Some People Snort Cocaine, Others Snort Religion" Is this Marx's dictum on the Opium of the masses?
Posted by: yellow on Aug 30, 2008 7:31 AM   
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How odd that a Pentacostal fanatic would indirectly cite Marx.

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Nope Not A Christian!
Posted by: Godfather89 on Aug 30, 2008 7:35 AM   
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"They pile heavy burdens on people's shoulders and won't lift a finger to help. Everything they do is just to show off in front of others. They even make a big show of wearing Scripture verses on their foreheads and arms, and they wear big tassels for everyone to see. They love the best seats at banquets and the front seats in the meeting places." - Mt 23:4-6

And If he is in allegiance with Yahweh, than why does he Tattoo himself when Yahweh says not to?

"Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the LORD." - Leviticus 19:28

Trust me these pastors are no one, usually I am not a literalist nor a fundamentalist Christian however since these people are I can only fight fire with fire, give them specific things to look out for. This pastor and any pastor who "believes in him" are fakes and he is a false prophet.

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Jesus Christ, the Dread Champion
Posted by: helenahanbasquet on Aug 30, 2008 7:38 AM   
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Ya mon.

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Google does it
Posted by: mtnprivy on Aug 30, 2008 7:48 AM   
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You can read up on this subject just by clicking on one of many search engines. I am not so personally alarmed, but hey . . . who knows for sure? You can also do a search under "southern poverty law center" or "desmond morris" and get a boat load of results. Much of it is NOT complimentary. In the end, if you follow the money, you can learn a lot.

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» RE: Google does it Posted by: beautifulady2003
» RE: Google does it Posted by: bornxeyed
Given...
Posted by: JoshuaLudd on Aug 30, 2008 8:05 AM   
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given how quickly anti-war groups and other protest groups are infiltrated, investigated, and harassed by law enforcement, even when they do not endorse violence much less break the law.... I have to wonder if any of these groups are being investigated and/or monitored.

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» RE: Given... Posted by: Dboy
No wonder McCain's handlers chose Palin
Posted by: veg4peace on Aug 30, 2008 8:12 AM   
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The Dominionists will love her! Be scared, be very very scared.

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So, what else is new?
Posted by: reval on Aug 30, 2008 8:21 AM   
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There's little doubt that this crowd gives new meaning to an already-established fact in this country (and elsewhere): the inmates genuinely believe that only they can efficiently run the asylum.

The real question is: when will the dwindling reason-based sector of society stop giving an ounce of respect for their delusions and begin treating it for the mental illness that it is?
~Rev. El
WVCSR

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Bentley
Posted by: GreyFoxThree on Aug 30, 2008 8:31 AM   
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I have seen bentley on TV and he is quite mesmerizing to say the very least. I thought there was some hidden agenda with this guy.

Whistler
Online Privacy when it Counts

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Dust off your feet honey
Posted by: Grandma Crabby on Aug 30, 2008 8:39 AM   
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Being an avid reader, I have read the Bible from beginning to end.

Jesus specifically told his followers to preach his message. He also said if people did not want to listen, his followers should "dust off their feet" and move on to a more receptive audience.

Nowhere did he say that his followers should force anyone to accept the message.

Seems to me "Christians" like this haven't washed their feet in a very long time and the odor is becoming offensive.

Luv,
Granny

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Everything old is new again
Posted by: Cordier on Aug 30, 2008 8:46 AM   
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Our very own home-grown Pol Pot, Stalinesque destruction of the intelligentsia. Or to put it another way "death to all who don't believe what I believe".

Has the earth somehow reversed it's direction and is now spinning backwards? Sure seems that way...

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» As Always Posted by: Last Chance
» RE: As Always Posted by: Dboy
One Step Closer to a Foregone Conclusion
Posted by: jmmartin on Aug 30, 2008 8:52 AM   
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Dominionism the most dangerous and the looniest idea ever to enter the vapid head of a fundamentalist Christer. Former Representative Tom DeLay was into it, and now, by pandering, John McShame joins the bandwagon. These are the same folks who said Katrina was God's vengeance on New Orleans for hosting a gay festival event, and that Hitler was God's way to driving the Jews out of Europe and into the Holy Land.

Hey, these guys are NUTS. They see Armageddon as a foregone conclusion, which is tantamount to the Islamic view that all is written; what will be, will be. Que sara, sara and all that. Never mind that some mentally stable people who believe in science, not the Judeo-Christer God guy (Yahweh Jehovah), don't want to go along for the ride.

McShame cannot be doubted for having the shrewdness of mind to pick Governor Palin as his running mate. Remember that fat-headed lunk Richard Land? The evangelical blowhard who said he would never vote for McShame, no way, because McShame was offensive to theocrats? Well, hell really has frozen over: Land now says he's fine with McShame.

Whoever did that cartoon with McShame riding a "nukaler" bomb a la Slim Pickens in Kubrick's Dr. Strangelove obviously had the specter of Iran in mind, since Fly Boy Johnny has supported attacking that nation even if Israel doesn't. Give me war or give me peace, but give me anything but the Rapture.

Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.

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» RE:Home Grown AQ & the Taliban Posted by: Purple Girl
self-fufilling prophacy...
Posted by: aki_no_kaze on Aug 30, 2008 10:09 AM   
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makes me wonder what these people are going to do when their "end times" don't happen.

500AD "end times" that didn't happen
1000AD "end times" that didn't happen
1500AD "end times" that didn't happen
1900AD "end times" that didn't happen
1914AD "end times" that didn't happen
1939AD "end times" that didn't happen
1999AD "end times" that didn't happen
2000AD "end times" that didn't happen

know what... I don't think it's going to happen any time soon.

problem is, when your faith, when your very pocket book (cause let's face it, these guys are doing this for the money), is based on convincing people that the end of the world is nigh, you need to do something sooner or later to try and make it happen.

maybe they will try to "purge" the non-believers from a nuclear power plant, or "liberate" a city... remember, the Oklahoma City Bombing was done by one radical christian terrorist... they have thousands.

It could happen again... Iran is not the nation you should be worrying about attacking your populace, it's your own.

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» RE: self-fufilling prophacy?! Posted by: Last Chance
» RE: self-fufilling prophacy?! Posted by: bornxeyed
their everywhere!
Posted by: sirios on Aug 30, 2008 10:20 AM   
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Sometimes I am more concerned about these nut jobs than politicians like Bush. most ,i repeat most politicians wont sodomize choir boys, attack women at abortion clinics, hang blacks in broad daylight, lure us into cults and then orchestrate mass sucide[murder],etc.etc. Wait a minute that sounds exactly like the present administration. playing footsy in the mens john at airports, supplying little or no help to african americans after Katrina and dropping bombs on unsuspecting men ,women, and children. Oh well ,so much for distinction.

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» They're everywhere! Posted by: Last Chance
» RE: They're everywhere! Posted by: sirios
» RE: They're everywhere! Posted by: Cordier
Bin Laden is alive and well.
Posted by: dkm on Aug 30, 2008 10:53 AM   
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Explain to me how these people are any different from the Taleban and al Qaeda. The practical difference is that these people are here and an imminent threat while al Qaeda and the Taleban are half a world away and not in any position to threaten us. For those of you who think that we are fighting them over there so we don't have to fight them here, they are already here.

I am surprised that none of the rightwing christianists are posting in support of these people. Why not?

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Terrorists
Posted by: gholl on Aug 30, 2008 11:05 AM   
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Do these people even realize they're terrorists?

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» RE: Terrorists? Posted by: Last Chance
true believers
Posted by: ear on Aug 30, 2008 11:45 AM   
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It's tempting to dismiss these types as fringe wing-nuts; the perfect storm of gun nuts, evangelists and psycho-babblers, deserving only ridicule. But these forces change history more than we may think. The Crusades that still affect the modern world were inspired by the identical sentiment these crusaders hold dear today. In a way though, these True Belivers are being more true to the Old Testament than their more mild-mannered contemporary Christian adherents. It's easy to see most of the figures in the Bible were bloody-minded fanatics who saw massacre, genocide, slavery and use of violent depravity as the will of God. (unless it was being done to them; in which case it was Satan at work) It could be seen that these modern adherents represent the true Judeo-Chrisitan ethos with the veneer of intervening centuries stripped off. Thus the whole world gets to act out the fantasies of prehistoric warring goatherd neolithic illiterate desert tribes determined to exterminate each other. Praise Jesus!

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» RE: true believers Posted by: reval
» RE: true believers Posted by: Ahimsa
Boy oh boy, are they in for a surprise.
Posted by: modeler on Aug 30, 2008 12:31 PM   
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But as long as they believe they can't be helped. Unfortunately their sick brainology threatens a majority of humans who dont share their madness. Amen.

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"Could It Be Satan???"
Posted by: Purple Girl on Aug 30, 2008 1:06 PM   
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Let's see if I get this..
God, The 'Creator', wants to destroy His own creation.
God, the Almighty, needs the hand of man to do this.
God, the Judge of man, has decided to allow these mere mortals to act On His behalf AND has allowed them to decide This is The generation and THEY are the chosen.
That doesn't sound like any God to me. sounds like a manipualtive cast out seeking revenge against those held in higher esteem.
Otherwise they think God's THEIR Bitch.
Considering Humans are the most capable species on the planet, having been "Given" the highest intellect and adaptability, to be the Caregivers, the problem solvers and the Stewards of all the rest, to deny, destroy or disgard that responsibility seems to be a slap in the face of the one who left Us in charge.
sorry I can't buy that killing ourselves and destroying the Planet is part of any Divine Design.

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jetlightningvortex
Posted by: jetlightningvortex on Aug 30, 2008 1:52 PM   
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When I hear more about this kind of movement, It's hard to know how to react. I guess I think the key is the crap poor state of education. I certainly can't blame paarents being reluctant to hand their children over for government indoctrination, but the indoctrination they'll get at the hands and mouths of religious schools is apparently more problematic.

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When you’ve met one true believer, you’ve met them all.
Posted by: Sojourner on Aug 30, 2008 2:00 PM   
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I don’t know of anything that cannot be abused. Something that calls itself religion but depends on violence or fear is an abuse of the term. There will always be false prophets. Florida has more attractions than this throwback to primitivism. I’d rather go to Disney World, myself.

Which is more perverse: those who believe the ridiculous or those who take such belief by others seriously? So long as it confines itself to remaining within the law, it is just another error we can learn from.

Unless you happen to believe in Pentecostalism, blurring the lines between entertainment and religion makes little difference. The limits that the Pentecostal churches recognize have emerged from a long history combatting abuse.

It is hard for some folks to tell the difference between a congregation and a mob. That’s why we have laws. Laws cannot prevent the liar from having his say, but they can punish him when his lies do damage.

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"christian" revival
Posted by: ernestpayne on Aug 30, 2008 2:35 PM   
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More proof that you don't have to be an idiot to be a christian but it most surely helps.

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Society creates God, in it's own image..
Posted by: BlueGorilla on Aug 30, 2008 3:33 PM   
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This god created by Joel's Army is just the reflection of the needs,desires and prejudices of the leader..as all imaginings of god tend to be.
Again we see in Joels Barmy Army,an example,that illustrates that the god of the US right wing,is merely a comforting fiction,based on wish fulfillment.
The neo-con god of greed,is a pro-capitalist entity,who hates gays,unbeleivers and deviants..how funny that this god, holds the same petty minded views as the average,uber-conservative.
The delusion of the far-right "Christians"-,is that the perfect being, will take them,who are pretty much the scum of the earth, (the greedy,the murderous,the racist,the lords of war etc )up in the rapture .
Well the good news is,that without the impediment of this group who constitute,the "worst of humanity",those left behind can get on with creating a much better world.
It won't happen anyway though,cos revelations,was made up,by people...

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I say give these fuckers their Armaggedon - today.
Posted by: thekidde on Aug 30, 2008 4:05 PM   
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The Good Book
Posted by: justAnEgg on Aug 30, 2008 7:17 PM   
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Sarajevo, the capital of Bosnia, was under the siege for more than three years during the war in Bosnia. There was a tobaco factory in town, but it soon ran out of cigarette paper, so smokers were on edge. Not me, sir: I knew what book was usually printed on the finest paper, which solved my problem.

I have a strong reason to call the Bible - "The Good Book": good paper, lots of pages.

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» RE: The Good Book Posted by: PrinceRobert
"Onward Christian Skinheads"
Posted by: Animal on Aug 30, 2008 8:16 PM   
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Onward Christian Skinheads,
stomping those who disagree,
with a cross on fire,
making all others flee,
we will march in lockstep,
no questioning authority,
and if anyone dare have a dissenting view,
we'll hang them from the nearest tree

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Christians don't believe in Jesus...they believe in Paul
Posted by: vasumurti on Aug 30, 2008 9:44 PM   
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Christians think they are no longer under Mosaic Law, because Paul referred to his background as a former Pharisee and previous adherence to Mosaic Law as "so much garbage."

Nothing in the synoptic gospels suggests a break with Judaism. Jesus was called "Rabbi," meaning "Master" or "Teacher," 42 times in the gospels. Jesus' ministry was a rabbinic one. He went to the synagogue (Matthew 12:9), taught in the synagogues (Matthew 4:23, 13:54; Mark 1:39), expressed concern for Jairus, "one of the rulers of the synagogue" (Mark 5:36) and it "was his custom" to go to the synagogue (Luke 4:16).

Jesus himself said, "Do not suppose I have come to abolish the Law and the prophets. I did not come to destroy but to fulfill...till heaven and earth pass away, not one jot or tittle pass from the Law till all is fulfilled. Whoever, therefore, breaks one of the least of these commandments and teaches men so shall be called least in the kingdom of heaven; but whoever does and teaches them, he shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven...unless your righteousness exceeds the righteousness of the scribes and Pharisees, you will by no means enter the kingdom of heaven." (Matthew 5:17-20)

Jesus also upheld the Torah in Luke 16:17: "And it is easier for heaven and earth to pass away than for the smallest portion of the Law to become invalid."

Nor do these words refer merely to the Ten Commandments. Jesus meant the entire Torah: 613 commandments. When a man asked Jesus what he must do to inherit eternal life, Jesus replied, "You know the commandments." He quoted not just the Ten Commandments, but a commandment from Leviticus 19:13 as well: "Do not defraud." (Mark 10:17-22)

Jesus' disciples were once accused by the scribes and Pharisees of violating rabbinical tradition (Matthew 15:1-2; Mark 7:5), but not biblical law. Jesus never says anywhere in the entire New Testament that the Law is abolished; this was Paul's theology.

Sometimes Christians cite Matthew 7:12, where Jesus says "Do unto others..." and this "covers" the Law and the prophets. But Jesus was merely repeating in the positive what Rabbi Hillel taught a generation earlier. No one took Hillel's words to mean the Law had been abolished--why should we assume this of Jesus?

If Jesus really did come to abolish the Law and the prophets, Simon (Peter) would not have resisted a divine command to kill and eat both "clean" and "unclean" animals (Acts 10), nor would there have been a debate in the early church as to what extent the gentiles were to observe Mosaic Law (Acts 15). When Paul visited the church at Jerusalem, James and the elders told him all its members were "zealous for the Law," and they were worried because they heard rumors Paul was preaching against Mosaic Law (Acts 21). None of these events would have happened had Jesus really come to abolish the Law and the prophets.

Paul says if anyone has confidence in the Law, "I am ahead of him."

Would that mean Paul places himself ahead of Jesus, who said he did not come to abolish the Law and the prophets? Would that mean Paul places himself ahead of Jesus, who said whoever sets aside even the least of the Law's demands shall be called least in the kingdom of heaven (Matthew 5:17-19)?

Would that mean Paul places himself ahead of Jesus, who taught that following the commandments of God is the only way to eternal life (Mark 10:17-22)? Would that mean Paul places himself ahead of Jesus who said that it is easier for heaven and earth to pass away than for the smallest portion of the Law to become invalid (Luke 16:17)?

Paul may have regarded the Law as "so much garbage," but it should be obvious JESUS DIDN'T THINK THE LAW WAS "GARBAGE"!

Christians believe in Paul, not Jesus. Bertrand Russell called Paul the "inventor" of Christianity.

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» Excellent! Posted by: LeaderofMen
Isn't Christianity...
Posted by: Nigelthebriton on Aug 30, 2008 11:38 PM   
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...supposed to be about serving people, not judging them? Haven't these people cracked it yet, that to be truly great in God's kingdom, they have to serve - and love?

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bender dundat
Posted by: bender dundat on Aug 31, 2008 7:01 AM   
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The AntiChrist is here, alive and well, in Washington D.C., the District of Corruption. Truth has many enemies in this country's capital, and in an age of universal deceit, just telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act. Jesus Christ went to the cross in this world, through temptation, humiliation, rejection, torture and execution by the state at the insistence of the religious leaders. The ones who actually carried out the execution were a gang of Italians. Friendship with the world is enmity with God, the Lord our Creator; we cannot serve God and mammon, but the Republicans know more than God and say they can worship any way they want and He will accept them...ask Cain about that, or ask his son, McCain. The devil was a liar and a murderer from the beginning, just like the Bush administration has been. Abandon city, everybody over the side, the hour is late, they're closing the gate, no time to decide, abandon city, you better run for your lives.

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Between the Malthusians and the theocrat ELITES, there's no difference.
Posted by: maxpayne on Aug 31, 2008 12:29 PM   
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If we the sheeple stay sheeple, what else is there to expect? Turn off your TVs and radios and get a real life. That'll force the theocrat elites to come clean.

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Oh - pleeeeeze.......
Posted by: jvb1235 on Aug 31, 2008 3:01 PM   
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When the 'Second Coming' event comes, I doubt if God will need this motley crew....... !

Why are we giving them any press at all?

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Where is that Rapture Anyway?
Posted by: SageRave on Aug 31, 2008 3:58 PM   
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I would love to see Christians get their trip to heaven sooner than later, if that is what they truly want.

Hopefully, the rest of us can enjoy their stuff when the rapture finally comes.

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» RE: Where is that Rapture Anyway? Posted by: PrinceRobert
The Kingdom of God
Posted by: ohb0b on Aug 31, 2008 6:57 PM   
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Jesus answered, My kingdom is not of this world: if my kingdom were of this world, then would my servants fight, that I should not be delivered to the Jews: but now is my kingdom not from hence.

John 18;35 (King James Version)

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» RE: The Kingdom of God Posted by: ranchero42
Muslem Jihadist or Christian Dominionist...pick your poison!
Posted by: fsuthai on Aug 31, 2008 7:31 PM   
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The opposing lunatic fringes of the world's oldest con game, religion, are inexplicable ridiculous...but equally as scary! Too bad we can't have a "to the death" encounter between these maniacle idiots and rid the world of one of our major problems.

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If the gates of Hell can't stand against them...
Posted by: hurricane hugo on Aug 31, 2008 7:43 PM   
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let's send them to Afghanistan! Git'r done, yeehaw!

jdfu!

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Who was this guy before he was the gates of hell preacher?
Posted by: AuntBec on Aug 31, 2008 10:22 PM   
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It occurs to me he's probably been in prison, etc.

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Heaven's Gate
Posted by: Xynyx on Sep 4, 2008 10:39 PM   
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What was wrong with the Heaven's Gate model? Couldn't these people that hate the world so simply leave it neatly and peacefully, like they did?

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Left Behind
Posted by: Saltylight on Sep 6, 2008 7:36 AM   
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I lay acclaim of the property deed, assets, everything that belongs to the church when the rapture takes place. Since they will have no use of the 'earthly' belongings I will use it to minister to the 'left' behinds.

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bender dundat
Posted by: bender dundat on Sep 7, 2008 12:32 AM   
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Violence is the haven of lost souls on this lost and dying world. Everything we do to others is waiting for us to inherit at our death....for those who loved, were kind and helped others in faith, eternal life; for those who were violent and rebellious and cruel, eternal death.

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cool aid
Posted by: paganpat on Sep 7, 2008 12:30 PM   
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I love it the xians are finally having a show down and may the best religion win and to celebrate we must make cool aid for them ...After the winners drink it we will have our heaven on earth and be "Free at last" As Lennon sang "Imagine".

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