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DURST: Gore's Spitting Image

"Maybe we've become too cynical. Maybe we're concentrating on the too too slight differences between the candidates and not enough on the similarities that make them leaders among men, and sons among Senators."
 
 
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Maybe we've become too cynical. Maybe we're concentrating on the too too slight differences between the candidates and not enough on the similarities that make them leaders among men, and sons among Senators. Maybe I should shut up while I'm ahead and try to elicit some laughs with a little something I like to call:

Similarities between Bush and Gore.

*Tied to the hip with the ghosts of phantom Presidents: Bill Clinton, George HW Bush and William Henry Harrison.

*White male Ivy League millionaires with fire in their bellies and that frontier spirit that is American poetry in their souls. Well, four out of six ain't bad.

*Want to save social security, and keep criminal activity down. Or is it save criminal activity and keep social security down? One of the two.

*Horrified historians by waging ruthless and relentless campaigns to win party's nominations without regard to ethics, morals or charity.

*Hobbies include killing and burying loners picked up on lonely desert highways.

*Married, with children.

*Allergic to cactus pollen.

*Between 5 feet 10 inches and 6 feet 2 inches tall.

*Have same connection to regular guy as a Lear Jet has to a two car stucco garage.

Will Durst is sure there are additional examples but he doesn't even care anymore.