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Swing and Miss: McCain's Pinata Politics

By Steve Benen, AlterNet. Posted August 2, 2008.


In recent weeks, McCain has been acting less like a presidential hopeful and more like a child swinging a bat, hoping to win an undeserved prize.
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Have you ever been to a child's birthday party in which there's a pinata? It's a pretty straightforward exercise: The birthday boy or girl gets blindfolded, is handed a big stick, is spun around to cause minor disorientation and is then encouraged to swing the stick wildly in every direction, in the hopes of hitting a target and getting a prize.

John McCain's campaign has been operating under a similar framework for quite a while now. Under McCain's version of Pinata Politics, the senator and his team swing wildly in every direction, hoping to hit Barack Obama. There's no real consistency to the attacks -- and there's even less honesty and integrity backing them up -- but McCain appears to be blindfolded, allowing Karl Rove's operation to spin him in circles.

To fully appreciate just how disorientated the presumptive Republican nominee has become, consider the memo distributed by the McCain campaign in early March, immediately after the Arizona senator officially secured his party's nod.

"It is critical," the memo explained, "as we prepare to face off with whomever the Democrats select as their nominee, that we all follow John's lead and run a respectful campaign focused on the issues. ... Throughout the primary election we saw John McCain reject the type of politics that degrade our civics, and this will not change." The memo added that "overheated rhetoric and personal attacks" only serve to "distract" us, and that it was imperative that the campaign hold itself "to the highest standards."

That was nearly five months ago, and it's hard to imagine even the most sycophantic McCain supporter agreeing that the senator is meeting the standards he set for himself in March. Indeed, since McCain brought in Rove's team to run the campaign operation, the swings at the pinata have become even more reckless, occasionally hitting the target, but just as often hitting everyone else watching the festivities.

Just this week, McCain took a swing at the race card. And toward Britney Spears. And even at wounded U.S. troops. The more elusive the pinata, the more out of control McCain becomes. One day, Obama is responsible for high gas prices. (He's not.) The next, Obama wants to raise taxes on the middle-class. (He doesn't.) McCain swung at Obama's health care plan, falsely calling it "socialized medicine," topped only by another swing at Obama's patriotism, equating his Iraq policy with treason.

Pinata Politics makes no distinction between trivial issues and monumental ones. The 50th anniversary of NASA? McCain takes a swing at Obama. Remembrance of the Nazi Holocaust? McCain takes another a swing at Obama. Last week, the McCain campaign even hinted that Obama is weak on genocide. The blindfold, apparently, prevents the Arizona senator not only from seeing the lines of accuracy, but also those of decency.


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Barack Obama: The Child - The Messiah - The Obamessiah
Posted by: Libertarian Paternalist on Aug 2, 2008 1:14 AM   
Current rating: 2    [1 = poor; 5 = excellent]
The political campaign is heating up. If you can't stand the heat, stay out.

This satire is one of the most funny political satires I have watched, read in many a day. I am looking forward to a similar one about McCain.

Watch the YouTube Video from the Times of London, The Obamessisah
or read the article in the Times, He ventured forth to bring light to the world

Edited quote from Times satire:

And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness.

The Child was blessed in looks and intellect. Scion of a simple family, offspring of a miraculous union, grandson of a typical white person and an African peasant. And yea, as he grew, the Child walked in the path of righteousness, with only the occasional detour into the odd weed and a little blow.

When he was twelve years old, they found him in the temple in the City of Chicago, arguing the finer points of community organisation with the Prophet Jeremiah and the Elders. And the Elders were astonished at what they heard and said among themselves: “Verily, who is this Child that he opens our hearts and minds to the audacity of hope?”

In the great Battles of Caucus and Primary he smote the conniving Hillary, wife of the deposed King Bill the Priapic and their barbarian hordes of Working Class Whites.

And so it was, in the fullness of time, before the harvest month of the appointed year, the Child ventured forth - for the first time - to bring the light unto all the world.

The Great Prophet Algore of Nobel and Oscar, who many had believed was the anointed one, smiled and told his followers that the Child was the one generations had been waiting for.
And there were other wonderful signs.

In the city of the Street at the Wall, spreads on interbank interest rates dropped like manna from Heaven and rates on credit default swaps fell to the ground as dead birds from the almond tree, and the people who had lived in foreclosure were able to borrow again.

Black gold gushed from the ground at prices well below $140 per barrel. In hospitals across the land the sick were cured even though they were uninsured. And all because the Child had pronounced it.

And this is the testimony of one who speaks the truth and bears witness to the truth so that you might believe. And he knows it is the truth for he saw it all on CNN and the BBC and in the pages of The New York Times.

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Obama shifts position on offshore oil drilling
Posted by: Mystery Solver on Aug 2, 2008 4:17 AM   
Current rating: 3    [1 = poor; 5 = excellent]
ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. - Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama said Friday he would be willing to support limited additional offshore oil drilling if that's what it takes to enact a comprehensive policy to foster fuel-efficient autos and develop alternate energy sources.

Shifting from his previous opposition to expanded offshore drilling, the Illinois senator told a Florida newspaper he could get behind a compromise with Republicans and oil companies to prevent gridlock over energy.


"CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN."

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McCain & Co. are so over their head
Posted by: weathered on Aug 2, 2008 4:30 AM   
Current rating: 5    [1 = poor; 5 = excellent]
so out classed, they couldn't represent Lucite at a paint sale at Home Depot.

250k people in Germany would go out of their way to ignore John McCain, what's wrong w/us?

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Unfit McCain & Uppity Obama
Posted by: HughScott on Aug 2, 2008 4:42 AM   
Current rating: 5    [1 = poor; 5 = excellent]
On April 16, 2008, the Los Angeles Times published an article by David K. Shipler titled, "The Resonance of Racism."

In his op-ed piece, Shipler wrote, "'Elitist' is another word for 'arrogant,' which is another word for 'uppity' -- that old calumny applied to blacks who stood up for themselves."

I have been voting in presidential elections since 1956 and this is the first time in my memory a candidate (Obama) has been called "arrogant" and "elitist."

I also was raised in the Deep South (Texas, Louisiana and Florida) by liberal white parents who taught me never to say "nigger." Even writing the word in this comment makes me feel queasy. But let's talk straight about what the Republicans are doing when they label Obama "arrogant" and "elitist." They are saying through easily understood code-words that he's an "uppity nigger" -- a term I heard thousands of times during my childhood. For closet racists to suggest other otherwise shows they think tolerant Americans like me are either stupid or inconsequential.

Because of the ongoing GOP smear campaign against Obama, I added a new reason for voting against McCain on my recently launched nonprofit Web site, www.UnfitMcCain.com

6. Finally, McCain promised in February not run a negative campaign. Then, five months later, rather than discuss important issues like high energy prices and rising unemployment, McCain and his handlers unleashed a scurrilous attack on Barack Obama's character, such as labeling him "arrogant" -- a substitute for "uppity" with racial overtones. Never mind that arrogance is a quintessential quality of anyone seeking to become the most powerful leader on Earth, including Senator McCain.


The fifth reason on UnfitMcCain.com's home page summarizes my recent investigation of "Songbird" McCain's behavior as a POW in North Vietnam. The facts-check makes clear he distorted his "heroic" war record and exploited it for political gain. Part of the information is based on my communications with a former POW.

If, after visiting UnfitMcCain.com, you agree with my findings and love America, please tell your friends and family about the investigative Web site.

Hugh E. Scott, Vietnam veteran, lifelong registered Republican and former McCain supporter.

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» I am arrogant and elitist and proud of it! Posted by: Libertarian Paternalist
» Oh, so now we are playing the racist card? Posted by: Libertarian Paternalist
» im sleepy Posted by: theVRWCwhodatesLiberals
Don't be so sure. The corporate media, religious wackos, gun nuts, etc ... will help him not miss.
Posted by: maxpayne on Aug 2, 2008 8:19 AM   
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Their blind support of the madman combined with Obama's pandering to the "right" vote after vote which is disappointing more of the base is only making Mccain's work "easy".

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Stupid people vote, too
Posted by: leafsong1 on Aug 2, 2008 8:49 AM   
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And this is exactly the sort of fragmentary and deceptive argument that they base their voting "decisions" on. In the absence of rebuttal, this crap is persuasive, and there is no rebuttal in the rightist media.

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» RE: Stupid people vote, too Posted by: weenie
» RE: Stupid people vote, too Posted by: Libertarian Paternalist
I hate to say it but...
Posted by: Moira61 on Aug 2, 2008 1:39 PM   
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I can see the old fucker getting into office thanks to the stupidity of the majority of Americans. I support Obama - even after this latest offshore drilling flip (why did he do that NOW??)- but I think too many people are looking for an excuse NOT to vote for him. McCain is such an ignorant, incompetent and bitter old man - the worst candidate for office. I bet he gets in though, I have no faith in Americans. The majority are incapable of critical thought - Fox will tell them who to vote for - and then we're all doomed.

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» RE: I hate to say it but... Posted by: animalleaderisgreat
» RE: I hate to say it but... Posted by: Richard House
WHY IS IT IMPORTANT TO IDENTIFY WITH A PRESIDENT
Posted by: VZEQICVA on Aug 2, 2008 2:15 PM   
Current rating: 5    [1 = poor; 5 = excellent]
I expect whoever leads this country to be much smarter than I am. I don't want the comfort of knowing we like the same brand of beer or chips. This is nonsense. Obama is self made and his family is not well connected with corrupt people in other parts of the world. I like his independence. He's not an angry SOB like Bush or McCain. And he's not 'uppity', he's just not a jerk who would rather be riding his bike. Thanks, ANNA

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» You nailed it, Anna. Posted by: HughScott
You might be stupid . . .
Posted by: Jeanne on Aug 2, 2008 6:18 PM   
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if you believe the ads that the McCain campaign (and the 523s) put out on TV, radio and in print. Trouble is, too many Americans are stupid. The so-called low information voter exists, and I fear they comprise over 60% of those who actually cast ballots on any given election. They are driven by the most basic instinct -- fear. This compels them to act (i.e. vote). What is needed is for some well-known and widely respected (by these low information voters) person to voice this opinion, "You might be stupid if you believe those ads that John McCain is putting out." There is no other way to combat the attack except to associate belief in the attacks with stupidity. Perhaps this will be sufficient to embarrass these low information voters into not voting. Because providing proof of the lies in those McCain campaign attack ads will only confuse the low information voter; and you run the risk of reinforcing the erroneous information simply by repeating it in order to refute it. No, the only solution is to keep it simple, stupid.

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» A thought worth mentioning... Posted by: Gungneir
» RE: A thought worth mentioning... Posted by: Richard House
It's Race, I Tell Ya'!
Posted by: Tom Degan on Aug 3, 2008 5:46 AM   
Current rating: Not yet rated    [1 = poor; 5 = excellent]
Let's be as clear as we possibly can be: The only way John McCain is going to be able to win this thing next November is if he is able to frighten enough stupid Americans against voting for a black man. That is their only option.

Now, the big question is this: How many Americans are going to be dumb enough to fall for the bait? My guess? A whole hell of a lot of them. I have every reason to be pessimistic, thank you very much. Just take a good butcher's hook at the half witted frat boy sleeping in the executive mansion at this very moment! In 2000, a huge segment of the electorate thought that sending this murderous little thug to Washington was a really neat idea. Four years later, the people compounded that mistake by repeating it! Is it any wonder why I have no faith in the voters of this doomed country?

Not since 1932 has the need to go in a totally new direction been as obvious as it is at this very moment. Seventy-six years ago, the people had the good sense to go in a new direction when they sent a disabled son of privilege named Franklin Delano Roosevelt to the White House. Are the voters of 2008 going to be smart enough to see what is clearly the right and sensible thing to do? Don't count on it.

Tom Degan
Goshen, NY
Coming of Age in the Sixties

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yeah Right
Posted by: GreyFoxThree on Aug 3, 2008 6:59 AM   
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LOL, "McBush" is a blundering idiot. Surely there is not really anyone out there with an ounce of common sense taking McBush seriously. I mean really.

JT
Ultimate Anonymity

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Another reason for defeating Unfit McCain
Posted by: HughScott on Aug 3, 2008 2:42 PM   
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Because of inputs by visitors to my new nonprofit Web site, www.UnfitMcCain.com, I've added another reason for defeating Grumpy Old Politician. John McCain, which is:

Finally, if McCain wins in November, the neocons in Washington will increase their power, Bush's incompetent cronies will remain in office, our nation will become more divided, we will never know how many White House crimes were committed over the past eight years, and U.S. armed forces will attack Iran. America deserves a better future than that.


If, after visiting UnfitMcCain.com, you agree with my findings and love America, please tell your friends and family about the Web site.

Hugh E. Scott, Vietnam veteran, lifelong registered Republican and former McCain supporter.

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