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Ted Stevens Declares Himself Unfit to Stand Trial

"Stevens first exhibited signs of post-arctic depression, when the senate voted against his bill to open ANWAR."
 
 
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Ted Stevens, the senator facing indictments on seven counts of criminal charges, is clearly unfit to stand trial, due to the clinical depression he admits to suffering from. Perhaps Stevens' earliest sign of psychopathology was in 1997 when he diagnosed himself as a mean miserable son of a bitch. Ted's 28 years of tirelessly protecting the American people from the polar bears who hate us for our freedoms, by defending our right to drill in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge, has taken a toll on the senator.

Stevens first exhibited signs of post-arctic depression, when the senate voted against his bill to open ANWAR up to more drilling. A candid Stevens said "I'm really depressed. As a matter of fact, I'm seriously -- I'm seriously depressed. Unfortunately, clinically depressed. I've been told that because I've just been at this too long."

Katie Halper is a co-founder of Laughing Liberally , a political comedy group, with whom she performs regularly. Katie is also an Artistic Director and Comedy Curator at The Tank , a non-profit performing arts space for emerging artists.

 
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