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Durst: Bush is Back

Sited at the White House: "Former President George Shrub and his lovely wife; the woman wearing the Moroccan tablecloth as a dress, Babs."
One of the world's most notorious terrorists infiltrated the White House today. Yeah, I'm talking about Former President George Shrub and his lovely wife; the woman wearing the Moroccan tablecloth as a dress, Babs. George the Second, was the man, who after his Oil War, had a higher approval rating than puppies. Even with less than a year left in his reign, he hoovered around 68 percent, which co-incidentally is the same percentage of Americans who think professional wrestling is legitimate. Unfortunately the man who characterized J. Danforth Quayle as the most qualified politician to be his Vice President was curiously seen to be a bit out of touch with mainstream Americans. He was confused by groceries and then threw up on the Japanese Prime Minister, unsuccessfully trying to pass off the stomach eruption as an old Texas tradition of complimenting the chef. George was little more than a caretaker President. Reagan Lite. Which made Quayle what? A bad Xerox without any toner. Vice President Rainman. The only thing good I have to say about Bush, is its great to see him at the White House again. As a visitor.
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