Durst: Pot, Pills, & Rogaine
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The state Senate of California is set to vote this week on an Assembly passed measure that would let doctors prescribe marijuana for their patients if better drugs aren't available. What has taken these uptight white guys so long? Or is it a macho thing determining the fates of people about who's lives they are clueless? Are they afraid that if marijuana becomes legalized medicine, pain may actually be replaced with joy? "If sick people are happy, everyone will want to be sick." It's the same thing with abortion. White guys making women carry their future constituencies around in their bellies is so primitive we should get down on our knees and beg forgiveness from the all merciful ram god. If men had babies, strip malls would be full of drive through abortion clinics, and RU486 would be an additive in beer. And you just know if an oil by-product was discovered to be the cure for male pattern baldness, Arabian butt would be getting seriously kicked as we speak. I'd love to find out that Rogaine is a derivative of heroin. So the new definition of junkie would be somebody who combs four hairs over the entire width of his head. "Junkies disgust me." Still works.