"This past weekend I went on my first camping trip in more years than I care to think about and I'm happy to report that I not only survived but had a good time. It might have been the fresh air. It might have been the good company. It could be the lingering effects of the tequila-drenched campfire sing-along. But deep down inside I suspect it had a lot to do with the fact that there were bathrooms 50 yards away."
