Durst: Wal-Mart Family Values
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It had to happen in Florida; somebody at a Wal-Mart complains about the front of a displayed t-shirt that proclaims, "Someday A Woman Will Be President." And the store pulls the shirt saying it doesn't fit the store's family values standards. I just have one question: WHAT KIND OF TOXIC POISONS ARE IN THE WATER DOWN THERE AND WHY THE HELL ARE THESE MUTANT SQUEEZEBAGS LEGALLY PERMITTED TO PROCREATE? Could someone, anyone, tell me how a female President interferes with family values? Is it a conceptual problem? Perhaps the mere conjecture causes blood vessels in the brain to pop like rotting fire hoses and Dad gets distracted from the Florida State game due to the noise. Or maybe it's the thought of a First Dude that frightens people so much? I don't think a boycott until they apologize is enough. I think people should stop shopping at Wal-Mart for at least a year as a punitive measure. It would be like imposing a stupid tax. And after their probation period is over, you can go back and buy stuff at this non-union sweatshop swamp of ignorance. Someday when somebody with a brain works there.