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Donald Rumself Set To Publish Memoir

No reason to think it's going to be a very truthful tome.
April 16, 2008  |  
 
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Rummy is back on the scene with a memoir set to be published in 2010.

Pause…wait for screams of horror to quiet down…continue.

Calm thyself, flock of bitchitude!

I know exactly what to do.

ABB’s imagining of exorcising Rumsfeld’s evil spirit from society as interpreted through a scene from The Exorcist…

ABB, whilst flinging drops of vodka cran at Rumsfeld: I cast you out, unclean foulness!

Rummy: Freedom's untidy, and free people are free to make mistakes and commit crimes and do bad things.

ABB: In the name of all that is logical, thought out or even slightly planned! The power of Spock commands you!

Rummy: As you know, you go to war with the army you have, not the army you might want or wish to have at a later time.

ABB: Be gone rancid beast!

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