About Those New Seven Deadly Sins

By Liliana Segura, AlterNet. Posted March 15, 2008.

So it would appear the Vatican has unveiled a list of seven new sins. Not just any sins. Mortal sins. The kind that, if gone unconfessed, will send you to hell.

Putting aside the "why" for a moment, the list, widely discussed in the media this week, is interesting. Not what you'd expect. Some might go so far as to call it progressive. Sure, it includes abortion (no news there) as well as stem cell research (that scientific scourge). But it also includes such communal and contemporary transgressions as creating pollution and contributing to the ever-widening divide between rich and poor. The logic, apparently, is to apply some basic moral principles to our new age of technological advancement and globalization.

"But I don't need religion to distinguish right and wrong!" you might say -- and I might be among you. Fair enough, but for the over 1 billion baptized Catholics in the world -- at least some of who must still practice -- the influence of the Church is hardly insignificant. Even in its uniquely punitive way, for an institution that only recently came around to rejecting Limbo, some of these new rules must surely be a sign of progress. Even lapsed Catholics can probably agree that there's something refreshing about the notion of taking collective responsibility for things like protecting the environment or addressing the growing societal divide. And, hell, condemning those who "contribute to social injustice" sounds downright liberation theologoligcal. (Not very Roman.) "If yesterday sin had a rather individualistic dimension, today it has a weight, a resonance, that's especially social, rather than individual," said the Archbishop Gianfranco Girotti, the head of the Apostolic Penitentiary, which "deals with matters of conscience and grants absolution."

So, cool. Even a slow moving dinosaur like the Vatican can get behind a little modern social justice. Especially given some of the Church's other priorities in the past few years -- including tightening its rules for achieving sainthood, and last year, releasing the rather goofy "Ten Commandments" for drivers -- road rage, drunk driving, vehicular rudeness -- this could be considered welcome news to those who call themselves Catholic.

It's easy to kick the Church for its antiquatedness, it's sexual oppression, it's inability to keep its priests away from the altar boys. For all its power, the Catholic Church offers a common cultural punchline. The original Seven Deadly Sins themselves are fascinating oddities. They are utterly vague -- how much avarice is too much? How many people know what avarice is? -- yet the punishments legendarily assigned to each luridly specific. Given to excessive pride? Thou shall be broken on the wheel. Greed? Force-fed rats, toads, and snakes. Envy? A vat of freezing water. And so on.

Curious about what brand of eternal hellfire might be newly imposed on someone for say, littering -- not to mention what an official announcement of a new set of sins might look like -- I visited the Vatican's home on the web, but was disappointed to find no information on the new seven sins. It's not a bad site, truth be told -- there's a press section and everything-- but it's not exactly updated up to the minute -- and nowhere could I find sign of an official decree introducing deadly sins #8-14.

In fact, the Seven Deadlier Sins story seems to be something of a media invention, culled from a March 8th interview with Bishop Girotto in the Vatican's official newspaper, L'Osservatore Romano. The so-called "new" sins appear to fall into a category that practicing Catholics would call "social" sins, and which have existed in some form or other, for years.

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