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Former GOP Sen. Talent Claims Romney Will Stop "the Militant Gays" [VIDEO]

Mitt adviser, former Senator Jim Talent, shows the desperation of the Romney campaign to woo conservative Iowans.
Via Think Progress, Mitt adviser, former Senator Jim Talent, shows the desperation of the Romney campaign to woo conservative Iowans. He attempts to convince the target voter base that his man is no mo' fo' the homos on Hardball tonight:
TALENT: He's always had the same position as to regards to the gay agenda. Look, he wants to know people to know he values gay people as people, okay? But he doesn't want the militant gays to be able to change the cultural institutions of the country. He ran strongly in favor of traditional marriage when he ran for governor.
How did Talent obtain one of our secret documents?
Homosexual Agenda #1
6:00 am Gym

8:00 am Breakfast
9:00 am Hair appointment
10:00 am Shopping
12:00 PM Brunch
2:00 PM (Here's the really important part)
1) Assume complete control of the US Federal, State and local Governments as well as all other national governments
2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle
3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages
4) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels
5) Establish planetary chain of "homo breeding gulags" where over -medicated imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially impregnated baby factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly pederastic gay leadership
6) Bulldoze all houses of worship
7) Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media for the exclusive use of child pornographers.
2:30 PM Get Forty Winks of Beauty Rest to prevent facial wrinkles from stress of world conquest
4:00 PM Cocktails
6:00 PM Light Dinner
8:00 PM Theater
11:00 PM Bed
Pam Spaulding blogs at Pam's House Blend.
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