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DURST: "Kiss It, Please"

Durst on the sexual harrasment charges Paula Jones has made against President Clinton: "Ms. Jones claims that in a Little Rock hotel room in 1991, Bill Clinton dropped his pants and said, 'Kiss it, please.' I have one question: Who would do that? I know why Clinton is the object of these accusations. He looks like he can get it up. Well I don't mean to be vulgar, but can you imagine Bush, Reagan or Dole having an erection?"
Yesterday, the Supreme Court heard arguments from both Paula Jones' attorneys and one of the higher rated of the President's vast legions of overworked lawyer squads about whether her sexual harassment charge against him will be heard while he's still President.Ms. Jones claims that in a Little Rock hotel room in 1991, Bill Clinton dropped his pants and said, "kiss it please." I have one question: who would do that? I know why Clinton is the object of these accusations. He looks like he can get it up. Well I don't mean to be vulgar but can you imagine Bush, Reagan or Dole having an erection? I don't think Stephen King could imagine that. Richard Bachman, maybe.But she also says she can identify his genitalia. Now what does that mean? How freakish was it to be so memorable? Did it have an elbow? Just a dogleg to the right? Perhaps it bore a striking resemblance to Harvey Keitel? Or maybe she was playing a lazy game of "connect the moles" and ended up with Cirrus the Dog Star? Was it the reticulated tentacles that impressed itself into her mind? Or did it have a blue USDA Choice stamp? Well, it certainly wasn't Prime.How do you recognize someone else's organ five years later? I have problems picking myself out of Polaroids.Will Durst is probably telling you more than you need to know.
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