"In the 10,000 time capsules buried in the past year, people have sealed parking tickets, Furbies, a six-pack of Budweiser, a Glock 9mm automatic (complete with bullets), the script to Eddie Murphy's "Holy Man," and a pair of Super Bowl tickets. Now what will people in the future think about our lives -- that we're drunk outlaws with insipid mechanical pets who watch bad movies and pay big bucks to see grown men get concussions?"
