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A Social History of the Bra

By John Walsh, Independent UK. Posted August 29, 2007.


One hundred years ago, Vogue coined the term 'brassiere' and launched a billion-dollar industry that changed the way women dress for ever.

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The bra was invented by an engineer of German extraction called Onto Titzling in 1912. He was living in a New York boarding house, and one of his neighbours, a voluptuous opera singer called Swanhilda Olafson, complained that she needed a garment to hoist her vast bosom aloft every evening -- so Titzling obliged, using some cotton, elastic and metal struts. Unfortunately, he failed to patent the device and, in the early 1930s, a Frenchman named Philippe de Brassière began making a suspiciously similar object. Titzling took him to court, but the unscrupulous Frenchman won the day. And that's why the garment all the ladies are wearing is called a brassiere, not a titzling.

Bette Midler sang about this court case in the film Beaches, so obviously it's true, isn't it? Don't be ridiculous. It's a total fabrication, based on a spoof 1971 history by Wallace Reyburn, and is just one of a thousand tales and myths that punctuate the history of the small double-dome of cloth that encases the female chest.

The bra is a thing of wondrous variety. It has been called the Hemispheres of Paradise and, less flatteringly, the Over-the-Shoulder Boulder Holder. Its function has been, paradoxically, both modest concealment and brazen revelation. It has been praised as a revolutionary garment that freed women from constriction, and has been (allegedly) burnt in public as an emblem of oppression.

It's available in a riot of forms, including lacy, push-up, sporty, plunge-line, strapless, pointy, Cross Your Heart, conical, and Wonder. It's a billion-pound industry in the UK, and a $15bn mega-industry in America. No other garment has so closely shadowed the history of the status of women. No other garment has had the power to reduce intelligent, rational men to drooling boys and awestruck slaves.

Exactly a hundred years ago, in 1907, the word "brassiere" was used in Vogue for the first time. But its evolution goes back three millennia. Historians have found that, while Roman women sometimes wore a band of cloth over their breasts, to restrict their growth or conceal them, the Greeks favoured a less uptight approach. Some enterprising designer realised that such a belt worn under the breasts might accentuate them, to pleasing effect. (In the hierarchy of ideas that have made the world a better place, this is up there with light bulbs and indoor plumbing.)

The brazen Minoans were streets ahead of the Greeks, however: women in Crete wore material that both supported and revealed their bare breasts, in emulation of the snake goddess -- 3,000 years before the invention of glamour modelling.

While the French Revolution freed women from the corset (it was outlawed because of its fatal association with the aristocracy), elsewhere its rule continued. The big change came in the early 20th century, as women played more sport, and the corset divided into the girdle and the "bust bodice" , like a really scary bikini.

Early feminist organisations, such as the National Dress Reform Association in America, had warned against the health risks of corset-wearing and called for "emancipation garments". By 1900, several proto-bra experiments had been conducted. Henry Lesher of Brooklyn offered ladies a rigid metallic structure, like a dustbin, to hold their bits in place. Clara P Clark's "improved corset" came up with shoulder straps in 1874. Olivia P Flynt's "bust supporter" offered to hold each breast in a "fabric pocket" supported by wide straps.

In 1885, Charles Moorhouse romanced lady customers with his "inflatable breast-enlarging garment," with its rubber straps and cups. And in 1889, Herminie Cadolle invented the "soutien-gorge" (the name meant "throat-support") as part of a two-piece undergarment, patented her idea and showed it off at the Great Exhibition. It was 1905 before she thought of selling the upper section separately.

The word "brassiere" was once a military term meaning "arm protector" (le bras being French for arm), and, by extension, " breastplate". It was first used in the sense we understand it during the 1890s. Manufacturers used it in 1904, but it took a mention in the pages of Vogue in 1907 to make it a milestone in fashion history. It first appeared in the Oxford English Dictionary in 1911. In that year, Britain's new king, George V, visited France with his queen, Mary. Because of her small stature beside the king, she was known to hilarious Parisians as " La Soutien-George".

Credit for the first brassiere usually goes to Mary Phelps Jacob, a 19-year-old girl-about-Manhattan who, in 1910, bought a sheer evening gown for a party. The whalebone corset that was supposed to define her figure actually poked out of the plunging fabric. What was a girl to do? She and her maid dug two silk hankies out of a drawer, sewed them on to a length of pink ribbon, added some string and tucked her breasts in place. Girlfriends asked if she would make a similar device for them. Then somebody paid her a dollar to do so, and she took the hint.

The "backless brassiere" was patented on 3 November, 1914. Ms Phelps Jacob (who later married Harry Crosby, founder of the Black Sun Press, which published works by D H Lawrence, Joyce, Hemingway and Pound) didn't do well out of her invention. Disappointed by sales, she flogged the patent to the Warner Bros Corset Company for a measly $1,500. It was later valued at $15m.

The First World War saw more and more women abandoning corsets, as they found themselves, for the first time, in uniform and factory garb. The bra began to take off -- not that the fashions of the time gave it much to work with. The flat-chested "flapper" look required breasts to be flattened and bound rather than lifted and defined.

The next bra revolution was the Maidenform breakthrough in 1922. In a New York shop called Enid Frocks, a seamstress, Ida Rosenthal, spotted that women with the same chest size didn't necessarily look right in the same bra, because the breasts were different shapes; and so cup size was born. In accentuating and lifting the bosom, rather than trying to flatten it, they bade farewell to the flapper, and paved the way for the future glamourpuss.

In the next two decades, a combination of Hollywood starriness, ever-bolder advertising, and the lure of department stores saw a colossal boom in women's products; and the bra was, so to speak, at the forefront. Maidenform was joined by Gossard, Triumph, Spirella and Teilfit, manufacturers who fought tooth and nail to invent refinements: better fabrics, patterns, straps, cups, fibres, padded sections. As the technology became more abstruse, the garment's name was simplified, in the 1930s, to "bra" .

The Second World War helped, with the Forces' insistence that low-rank military women should wear bras and girdles "for protection" -- especially the ludicrously conical "Torpedo" or "Bullet" bras. Step, or rather wiggle, forward the Sweater Girl, whose tight jumper was meant to show off the artificial jut of her breasts, like twin artillery shells.

The Fifties saw the pointy bra give way to a more shapely, maternal look (probably helped by the huge post-war baby boom), and the market rose exponentially, with ever-greater choices of bra, new styles, paddings, even functions: the zip-up nursing bra was born, and the 24-hour "Sweet Dreams" model.

The Sixties saw the biggest upset in the history of the garment, when Germaine Greer declared, "Bras are a ludicrous invention," and her sister feminists insisted that they reduced women to sex objects. The key moment was the 1968 demonstration by 400 women against the Miss America beauty show at Atlantic City Convention Hall. Somebody put a "Freedom Trash Can" on the ground and encouraged protesters to throw into it girdles, nylons, bras, curlers, high-heeled shoes and other emblems of enslavement. When the can was full, someone suggested setting fire to it, but no one could obtain a permit, and the plan was, rather weedily, dropped. But the idea of "bra-burning feminists" remained a potent image in the public mind -- on a level with students burning their draft cards in protest against the Vietnam War.

In the late 1960s, the head of the Canadian Lady Corset company died and his son, Larry Nadler, a Harvard-educated MBA, conducted some intense market research. Women, he discovered, didn't hate their bras as symbols of oppression. Rather, they considered them a means to looking beautiful. Nadler targeted the bra market with something new: it would be seamless, sexy and flattering, and would appeal to teenage girls. His invention was called the "Dici (by Wonderbra)" -- of the two names, the former was later ditched, and the latter went on to change the world.

In underwear history, the Wonderbra was the Great Liberator. Bras would no longer lurk unseen behind a lady's blouse. They would no longer be " unmentionable," nor be a defence against prying male eyes. On the contrary, they'd be the main attraction. Rather than "lift and separate" (the Playtex tag line), the Wonderbra would yank the breasts together and shove them in your face. Rather than a purely functional garment, they would be seen as a means of attraction, marketed as a luxury item.

In 1974, its TV commercials took the unprecedented step of showing a woman's torso wearing only a Wonderbra, with the tag line, "We care about the shape you're in". By 1980, sales in Canada alone hit $30m.

In 1991, Gossard took on the brand under licence and hit a wave of popular uplift. British women in the early Nineties became fixated by plunging lines and spilling cleavages. Vogue carried articles on the return of the padded bra, Vivienne Westwood brought out a range of outrageous corsetry, and Jean Paul Gaultier began his cheeky experiments with lingerie worn as outerwear -- a trend that reached its apogee with the conical breastplate worn by Madonna on her Blond Ambition tour.

The Wonderbra, now owned by Sara Lee, the parent company behind Playtex, scored a bull's-eye with its 1994 poster campaign showing the model Eva Herzigova gazing at her pushed-together breasts, and the words "Hello Boys". In major conurbations across the UK, cars mounted the pavement or crashed into bollards as motorists tried -- and failed -- to drag their eyes away from Ms Herzigova's perky frontage. The image was later voted No 10 in a "Poster of the Century" contest.

Rigby & Peller, corsetière to the Queen since 1960, opened its flagship store in London in 1994. It is prized by its well-heeled clients for its expert fitting service -- it claims that 80 per cent of women who walk through its door are wearing the wrong size and fit of boulder-holder (and need constant refittings, every six months or so). The company has had a huge influence by insisting that a bra is far from a one-size-fits-all clothing item -- that it's something unique to the individual, like a second skin.

In the 2000s, the market has expanded (ahem) to bursting point. The arrival over here of Continental brands such as Lejaby and La Perla, and newer brands such as Under Cover and Elle Macpherson Intimates have established bras as a self-indulgently luxury purchase, while the Agent Provocateur and Myla houses have opened up a lucrative market in sexy products for women who like to remind themselves of the wanton seductress that lurks beneath their sensible business suits.

The top-of-the-range modern bra is a semi-visible item, heralded by a pretty, pastel-coloured shoulder strap that hints, a little saucily, at the colour of its wearer's matching bra and pants down below. It's a long way from the days when underwear was about concealment, flattening and the furtive "structuring" of female breasts. While sales of functional Marks & Spencer cotton bras are still high -- and the world bestseller remains the sturdy Triumph Doreen, as worn by millions of ladies over 50 -- many women are happy to spend £100 on a pure-silk number as a caressing indulgence.

It has to be silk, though -- not cotton, or lace, or nylon or polyester. Strangely similar, in fact, to the twin silk handkerchiefs sewn together with some pink ribbon by Mary Phelps Jacob's enterprising maid, a whole century ago.

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Posted by: bookie on Aug 29, 2007 12:18 AM   
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This seems a strange place to post an article on the history of the bra. Is alternet getting that desparate for news? I did find the article interesting however.

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Boobies...
Posted by: Smiggsy on Aug 29, 2007 1:29 AM   
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This is great....I've been waiting for an alternet article where it was appropriate to use the following term...booby holders.

Boobies....haha!

Finally an article that is shallow enough to attract sexist comments & a bit of immaturity

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» RE: Boobies... Posted by: talkville
Importance, Significance and Actuality
Posted by: talkville on Aug 29, 2007 3:29 AM   
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Once again, we survey a history of an article - actually an artifact - of apparel, dress and masks.

Feminists still struggle with the issue of appearance (presentation to others or oneself) and and be-ing. What the woman 'looks like' and who the woman is. The reverberations of this heavily exploited dichotomy are and have been and it seems always will be momentous. After all, we've had the "Dress for Success" movement given heavy accent since at least the '70's if not earlier. A woman cannot hide, deny, suppress or in any other manner minimize the fact that breasts are part of her. In this our re-constituting and re-capitalizing age where women are included into the class of bourgeois Capital-ism, it once again becomes important to re-visit the issue of who one is versus what one appears to be. It has heavy ideologic import. Not ALL females have breasts which "demand" the containments of artifacts like these; but capitalism must EXTEND the idea; there's money to be made! How best to do this? Why by eroticising the commodity (not the breasts themselves!!); then imparting the message to ALL females that, without this expensive and various and multi-purpose artifact, they cannot possibly SUCCEED in making a living for themselves. Commodity fetishism it used to be called but that is Marxism and ipso-facto dis-countable.

This is an issue for actual and serious "feminists" (of either sex or gender) and it hopefully will draw some sharp analyses. OUR society and our social relations are involved. These days we discuss our products rather than ourselves. There's a short step from speaking ABOUT bras or ipods or ties or suits or internets in communications or cars or any number of things to talking WITH them. The History is enlightening; what we do about it is an entirely different question. Aren't we, ourselves, today commodities - just like bras and any other number of things?

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» RE: Importance, Significance and Actuality Posted by: AMERICAN VETERAN
I'm Changing My Religion
Posted by: Dadster3 on Aug 29, 2007 4:50 AM   
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I think the Minoans were on to something with that snake goddess thing.

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» RE: I'm Changing My Religion Posted by: dayenta
» RE: I'm Changing My Religion Posted by: Badger1492
haven't worn a bra since high school
Posted by: deborama on Aug 29, 2007 5:01 AM   
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I have tiny little tits and the best thing about them is I don't have to wear a bra, EVER. They are incredibly uncomfortable and expensive to boot. I think LOTS of women could go without them if it were not for the relentless pressure to wear them. Just more useless things for us girls to spend our little money on.

Ann Landers used to say, if you put a pencil under your boob and it falls down (i.e. the boob can't hold it up), you don't need a bra. I have never passed the pencil test except when I was breastfeeding! (which is really what boobs are for, not for sexual titillation, but that sells more bras, and more stuff in general).

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» And your point was . . . ? Posted by: hagwind
» RE: Riight, and... Posted by: kiel
» RE: haven't worn a bra since high school Posted by: AMERICAN VETERAN
what fun!
Posted by: ankhet on Aug 29, 2007 5:12 AM   
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great fun! a light article on the history of clothing as a barometer of social attitudes and gender profiling. Enjoyable and enlightening, and not as trivial as some might think.

Now, if we could only all grow up and get comfy with the word, "breast/s", and not keep resorting to contemptuous slang terms like "boobs", "tits", and such. Those are more constricting than a bra ever was.

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» Was that a booble entendre? Posted by: Pat Kittle
Thanks...
Posted by: MyLeftFoot on Aug 29, 2007 5:41 AM   
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for keeping us 'abreast' of another useless article on Alter-not.

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» RE: Thanks... Posted by: AMERICAN VETERAN
» RE: Thanks... Posted by: MyLeftFoot
urban legend
Posted by: pzbrawl on Aug 29, 2007 5:51 AM   
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Um, it's not 1 April. According to Wikipedia, O Titzling is an urban myth, nothing more. AlterNet, get yo'selves a fact checker!

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» RE: urban legend Posted by: hagwind
Question for physically active, big-breasted women:
Posted by: hagwind on Aug 29, 2007 6:00 AM   
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Would you ever consider giving up bras for the rest of your life? the rest of the week? the next ten minutes?

Me either. Go for a run, boogie down at a party, dash up the stairs, do a sitting trot on horseback without a bra on? No way. A good sports bra is a joy forever. Two things I don't skimp on are footwear and bras, and for the same reason: feet that don't hurt and boobs that don't bounce are liberating.

P.S. to anyone who doesn't understand what this article is doing here: Clothing is a political issue, the way food and pharmaceuticals and just about everything else is. When women start getting uppity, one of the first things we focus on is how clothing constrains us. Remember Amelia Bloomer? More to the point, remember the hysterical reaction to the idea of middle-class women wearing pants? Go back further in English history and you'll find that when class distinctions began to blur, laws were passed that forbade commoners to wear certain colors and articles of clothing that were reserved for the aristocracy. If you pay attention to clothing, to what's "in" and why, and who's pushing what, you can learn a lot about a society and maybe about your own role in it too.

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RE: Question for physically active, big-breasted women:
Posted by: hagwind on Aug 29, 2007 10:42 AM   
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As this article points out, bras aren't an item of modesty, but something which sexualizes the breast. By not wearing them I'm saying that my boobs are mine and not something to please anyone else. Plus, I save several hundred a year by not buying them :)

Well, the author may not realize that bras can have a purpose other than concealing or sexualizing -- the omission isn't all that surprising, because I don't believe he's ever been a physically active, big-breasted woman. (If I wrote an article about jock straps, I might miss some points too.) [g]

Before sports bras, I often considered my breasts a major nuisance, but no more. OTOH, I'm lucky: the only times they've caused me physical pain is when they went their own way at high speed.

Also -- I'll happily pay $35 for the right bra, but I don't believe I've ever spent more than $100 a year on bras, and it's a rare year I spend that much. The good ones last. (Any woman out there who hasn't discovered Title Nine, the women's sportswear company, check them out!)

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Tit Sling ?
Posted by: R.I.P. on Aug 29, 2007 6:30 AM   
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Indeed? Rip Tragle

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This story is useless without pictures.
Posted by: jules_siegel on Aug 29, 2007 6:55 AM   
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» To inspire what? n/m Posted by: fork
Breast Cancer-
Posted by: WitchyNy on Aug 29, 2007 9:42 AM   
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I have read that some studies link wearing bras to breast cancer. The bras can restrict blood flow-

I suggest leotards. They can give some support while not binding the breasts.

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» RE: Breast Cancer- Posted by: phatkhat
» RE: Breast Cancer- Posted by: Gisele
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» RE: Breast Cancer- Posted by: fork
Corsets Were Better
Posted by: The Western Confucian on Aug 29, 2007 9:47 AM   
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So said historian Ruth Goodman, quoted by Megan Lane in Lessons from our ancestors about the countryside:

8. Corsets, not bras. "By that I don't mean Victorian corseting," says Ms Goodman. "Corsets support your back as well as your chest, and don't leave red welts on your skin like bra elastic does. They made it hard to breath walking up hills, but I get short of breath doing that anyway. And most people feel sexy in a corset."

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» not to mention Posted by: hurricane hugo
how about an article on
Posted by: bluebirdella on Aug 29, 2007 1:05 PM   
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the history of the jock strap? Oh, that's right - we don't talk about men's bodies. No politics there. Women's bodies are in the public domain.

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» RE: how about an article on Posted by: hairy legs
» yes, it's true Posted by: bluebirdella
» Ever see Posted by: hurricane hugo
» Poor Men, Indeed! Posted by: pdxstudent
» Consider the audience Posted by: hagwind
» RE: how about an article on Posted by: Ellie1
» RE: how about an article on Posted by: skybluesky
why the history of bras written from a male perspective?
Posted by: hairy legs on Aug 29, 2007 3:35 PM   
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Clothes are political. Sexualization of womens' bodies is
political. And important. A social history of the bra is a valid topic for alternet to cover.

This article, however, seems like an excuse for the author to drool over mental images of women in bras.
When the author says, "Some enterprising designer realised that such a belt worn under the breasts might accentuate them, to pleasing effect. (In the hierarchy of ideas that have made the world a better place, this is up there with light bulbs and indoor plumbing.)", the author announces that he is a hetero male and that the article is written for males and for the pleasure of males.

The author further emphasis the centrality of the male gaze when he tells the story (myth?) of men crashing their cars because they were distracted by breasts. In major conurbations across the UK, cars mounted the pavement or crashed into bollards as motorists tried -- and failed -- to drag their eyes away from Ms Herzigova's perky frontage.

This story belittles women and does nothing to deconstruct the social structures that women are "bound" by.

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Yeah, when do get a piece on the jock strap?
Posted by: DaBear on Aug 29, 2007 3:59 PM   
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I have yet to meet one that actually works as advertised, dammit. Oh well, I'm not much interested in that useless garment either.

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Lovely! And beware . . .
Posted by: pete ess on Aug 30, 2007 5:36 AM   
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What a lovely article - and what lovely posts afterwards. Hilarious! What do we learn from this? It is VERY easy for the manipulators to distract the populace!

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Urban legend alert!
Posted by: GretaChristina on Aug 30, 2007 3:57 PM   
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The Otto Titzling thing is a total urban legend. Here's the full story from Snopes.com, the urban legend debunking website.

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» RE: Urban legend alert! Posted by: Badger1492
When I Come Home From Work
Posted by: Denver Dem on Sep 1, 2007 3:37 PM   
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The bra comes off. I can't get away not wearing one at work. However I don't think they are uncomfortable. Just have to wear the right fit. Now shoes, shoes are uncomfortable and I NEVER wear shoes at home.

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boobies? you could be on to something there.
Posted by: c.e.stokes on Sep 2, 2007 4:17 AM   
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when i first read this article, i was like, oh come on! i thought this was inapropriate for alternet. but, now that i think of it, boobies could save the world! they definately remind me, of how wonderful life is.

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Check out these bare naked boobies.
Posted by: Pat Kittle on Sep 2, 2007 10:51 PM   
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Hubba hubba! :-)

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