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Conservatives Cost a Lot of Money

By Jane Smiley, Huffington Post. Posted March 22, 2007.


Let's put it this way: Carpet bombing is much more costly in every way than good intelligence and loyal allies. It's a pocketbook issue.

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The general effect of conservative governance, I mean other than criminal malfeasance, neglect of the

citizenry, mashing of constitutional protections, trashing of the environment, bashing of real patriotism, and crashing of the ship of state into the nearest hundred-foot-high cliff (bad metaphor, but here's a contest: think of a better one!) is that it's so damned expensive.

What costs more -- routine prenatal care of a poor woman during pregnancy that she would be able to get if we had universal healthcare, or the intensive care that results when she shows up at the emergency room with preeclampsia in her ninth month?

What costs more -- finding Bin Laden with a few specialty forces and some back-channel bribes and contacts, or a war in Iraq?

What costs more -- enforcing pollution controls when they are first put into law or allowing private industry to evade them year after year as they spew pollutants into the air and fight pollution laws through the courts while the plants deteriorate, the cost of controls goes up, and the earth, air, and water are more and more contaminated?

What costs more -- conserving our use of materials and energy, or ripping off the tops of mountains in West Virginia and Kentucky, destroying landscapes, ecosystems, towns, villages, and lives?

What costs more -- supplying the army with good equipment and good medical care and deploying the army cautiously in situations where we are mostly likely to win, or destroying the army (by sending the soldiers into a war they not only don't understand and can't win, but also do not have the equipment to win) and then having to rebuild it?

What costs more -- a government that functions smoothly or one that is riven with investigations and conflicts? A government where experts can do their jobs, or one where experts are continuously interfered with so that finally they leave in droves, to be replaced by know-nothings who can't do the job? (Let's not forget that the right wing's war on the government continues whether they are in power or out of power.)

What costs more -- having sensible regulations for consumer product safety or having no regulations -- which leads to injuries, illnesses, deaths, medical bills, lawsuits, bankruptcies, loss of productivity, and years of inconsistencies in the marketplace that hamper product design?

What costs more -- a vast middle class who can support themselves and their towns and cities and schools and children and elderly relatives, or a vast class of working poor who can barely support themselves and certainly cannot take care of failing schools, deteriorating housing stock, surging crime, and chaos proliferating all around them? Just because the conservatives don't want to pay for something doesn't mean costs are not incurred; they are simply put off for another day, when they will be geometrically higher.

The root problem of conservatism is that it is tribal -- conservatives cannot or will not believe in such basic concepts as epidemiology, ecology, or even Keynesian economics (not to mention brotherly love). But even though conservatives have been fighting interconnectedness forever, it continues to exist (that "reality has a liberal bias" sort of thing). Regulations and benefits like healthcare and diplomacy exist not out of soft-hearted liberal guilt, but because taking care of matters before they get out of hand is cheaper, while hiding your head in the sand, clinging to us-and-them beliefs, and arming yourselves to the teeth is ever more expensive. In Bleak House, Charles Dickens pointed out to a ruling class that was reluctant to assume the expenses of public sanitation that smallpox could not be excluded from the houses of the rich simply because the rich disdained the poor. That was a hundred and fifty years ago, and we are still having to point the same thing out today. You don't have to recognize the connection (as in smallpox, as in global warming) in order for it to be there.


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Jane Smiley is a novelist and essayist. Her novel A Thousand Acres won the Pulitzer Prize and the National Book Critics Circle Award in 1992.

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What Costs More?
Posted by: Tom Degan on Mar 22, 2007 12:36 AM   
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What costs more - imprisoning George W. Bush and Richard B. Cheney for the rest of their fucking lives in a federal pen like Leavonworth or just handing the dispicable little pieces of shit over to the Hague to be tried for war crimes?

Just wonderin'.

Tom Degan
"The Rant" by Tom Degan

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» RE: What Costs More? Posted by: ALANHESTER
» RE: What Costs More? Posted by: Guy
Problem with conservatism today
Posted by: Lector on Mar 22, 2007 1:15 AM   
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One problem of the conservative social movement today is that it resembles, to a degree, those doctrinaire mediaeval times, where congealing society into the mould and moral principles of the ruling class was a priority, where a society was stratified and grouped by income and culture, with an over-class that distained the poor, yet used them thoroughly to maintain their wealth. Then it may have been necessary for a stable society.

But I’ve got to hand it to the American Right in borrowing traditionalist and libertarian elements and forging a coherent national conservative movement with it's overblown nationalism and idolatrous faith in a government that favors the rich.

And, by the way, Jane Smiley’s retelling of the King Lear in A Thousand Acres is a good read.

Robert L. Lightfoot

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» Non sequitur Posted by: Lector
» RE: Non sequitur Posted by: drmflorida
A Couple of powerful metapors
Posted by: singbowl1 on Mar 22, 2007 4:04 AM   
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This article reminds me of my concept that as we (humans) evolve we go through a paradigm shift much like the flat/round earth shift. Conservatives represent the rigid flat earthers. Believing in such limited truths as right/wrong, win/lose. Where as those of us who have increased our vibratory level sufficiently see the round Earth and know that if it isn't win/win we haven't tried hard enough. We recognize the basic goodness of human potential. We need to repeat this and other truth carrying metaphors like the conservatives repeat their lies. Their basic truth can help carry the day

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Inspired
Posted by: fancyrage on Mar 22, 2007 4:29 AM   
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good job. thx.

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Calling Cheney a “conservative” is OUTRAGIOUS
Posted by: HughScott on Mar 22, 2007 5:19 AM   
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Calling Cheney a conservative shows Jane Smiley’s ignorance which is stunning. If the lady were writing about politics in WWII Germany, she would call Nazis “conservatives” as well.

Here are a few facts about Cheney that Smiley should keep in mind before drafting another Huffington Post article:

Dickhead is a founder of the fascist front organization, Project for a New American Century (PNAC), formed in 1997. Other original PNAC members (“signatories”) include Cheney’s fellow Gulf War 2 architects Scooter Libby, Don Rumsfeld, Paul Wolfowitz and the U.S. ambassador to Iraq, Zalmay Khalilzad.

President Bush is connected to PNAC through his brother, Jeb, an original PNAC member.

As PNAC signatories, the White House Gang approved the organization's published goal of invading Iraq before 9/11. Issued when Clinton was in office, the PNAC position paper eerily predicted that the first preemptive war in U.S. history would be supported by the American people if they suffered a "catastrophic and catalyzing Pearl Harbor-type event" (PNAC's words). Thus, to Bush and his neocon cabal, 9/11 was an excuse to attack Iraq, not a cause.

PNAC members want an obedient middleclass (mercenary) army to do their bidding. More importantly, an "all-volunteer" force reduces public protest over preemptive warfare, a keystone of PNAC’s grand design to dominate the world with U.S. military power. Like Hitler wanted to do with his storm-troopers.

Not coincidentally, during the Nixon administration it was Rep. Rumsfeld who introduced legislation in Congress to kill the draft. He later joined Cheney in the Pentagon and created no-bid, “singe-source” contracts that made both men wealthy war whores.

For a list of 225 PNAC signatories including rightwing Democrats in liberal clothing, visit King-George.biz -- the only website with hardcopy proof of White House corruption.

Getting back to Jane Smiley, she should be forced to memorize Barry Goldwater’s 1960 masterpiece, “Conscience of a Conservative.” By doing so, she would learn he approved of gays in the military, wanted fair taxation, honest elections and balanced budgets, and was vehemently opposed to international adventurism such as nation-building. Does that sound like Cheney?

Hugh E. Scott, Vietnam veteran, registered Republican, Goldwater conservative, John Kerry supporter in 2004 and the editor of King-George.biz.

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A former Reaganite confesses
Posted by: Moonray on Mar 22, 2007 5:27 AM   
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I'm embarrassed to admit it now, but I once was a Reaganite. I was all excited about the new conservative movement in the early '80s and the prospects of making America greater by boosting our economy and streamlining government.

It worked in the early years, largely because our Democratic-led governments had become so bloated, complacent and inefficient. But then I noticed a troubling tend: Republicans had learned they could channel tax money into corporate coffers for ostensibly necessary public projects, and they began to do so with a vengeance.

Hugely costly, unneeded weapons systems; pork-filled transportation projects; outrageous farm subsidies for agribusiness; enormous tax breaks for utilities and oil companies; the list quickly became endless.

How I have missed the Democrats. Their big-hearted sloppiness in government spending now seems quaint and lovable by comparison. And at least they had the good sense to save us taxpayers tons of money by investing in health care, education, public infrastructure and smart foreign policy.

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What costs YOU more makes THEM richer
Posted by: xbj on Mar 22, 2007 5:51 AM   
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What saves YOUR lives and the lives of YOUR loved ones makes LESS for THEM to steal from YOU and YOURS.

As long as the US death machine rolls, THEY make bank. THEY manufacture tobacco that kills YOU, drugs that often kill YOU and certainly don't heal you, and THEY take YOUR kids along with YOUR taxes in a spending spree of carnage that makes Rome look like Tibet in comparison.

To THEM, YOU and YOURS are nothing more than useless eaters, pawns to be poisoned, used to kill THEIR enemies du jour in profit-making endless war against YOU and other innocent people exactly like YOU, and ALL OF YOU eliminated asap, so there will be more of everything for THEM.

Because YOU will keep breeding. And making MORE for THEM to suck the blood and life and spirit from. And it will NEVER be enough for THEM.

THEY have been here for a very long time, and this is what THEY have always done. And only the stupid support them, until the stupid too, are THEIR VICTIMS.

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Doncha just love..
Posted by: JoshuaLudd on Mar 22, 2007 6:59 AM   
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How the Republican party is a coalition of various types of conservatives...
Fiscal conservatives... who want small government and little spending
Libertarians... who want small government that doesn't interfere with their lives.

.. all tied big the big bow of Social Conservatives... who want a big government that spends lots of money(that doesn't come from the rich, of course) to intefere with the lives of the populace.

How Democrats have never found a way to smash this to pieces would astound me if I didn't realize how weak and pointless their entire enterprise is long ago.

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» RE: Doncha just love.. Posted by: ALANHESTER
» Well, personally... Posted by: JoshuaLudd
The Myth of Conservatism
Posted by: NoPCZone on Mar 22, 2007 7:32 AM   
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Conservatives, many of who wrap themselves in their faith traditions, are the worst kind of hypocrite. Ignoring the commandments of love, grace, mercy & peace; they practice hatred, vindictiveness, repression and advocate for war.

Charged to care for the orphan and widow, they do neither and act to make their plight worse. Charged to care for and love the sick and homeless, they ignore them and resist efforts to help them. Charged to extend mercy, forgiveness and grace to others, they call for law and order combined with burdensome laws and sentences. Charged to care for the earth as stewards, the treat the planet like a toilet for their own greed and gain.

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» RE: The Myth of Conservatism Posted by: ALANHESTER
» RE: The Myth of Conservatism Posted by: NoPCZone
What a Silly Piece
Posted by: faultroy on Mar 22, 2007 7:47 AM   
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The Author, Jane Smiley, utilizes the word "Conservative" when she actually means "Republican." and bases her thesis on the premise that being "conservative," in the long run costs more than being a liberal.
Aside from the Smiley's juvenile gross over simplification of both facts and history, this article is extremely patronizing.
Smiley assumes this country-- its politicians and its citizenry-- is too stupid to see the obvious.
She partronizingly asks: "What costs more? Finding Bin Laden with a few specialty Forces with some back channeled bribes and contacts, or war in Iraq?"... What an idiot...the first thing the military did to ferret out Bin Laden was the utilization of bribes. We put a $50 million dollar bounty on the man's head--in a country where the average annual income is under $300.00 per year!!--No takers. We conducted the largest manhunt in the history of the human race-- with literally hundreds of thousands of armed men from numerous countries--no success... this was not just the USA, but every known civilized country had been looking for the whereabouts of Bin Laden...I know... the mistake we made was not giving Jane Smiley full responsibility--she would have found him right away!!!--and of course saved the world tens of Billions in a fruitless search.
She then blithely mentions that the USA is run by white men. Really? The last time I looked, there are more women voters than men. Women account for about $7 out of every $10 dollars spent in the economy. And the two industries with the highest rising costs--Education and Healthcare--are overwhelming (between 80-90 percent) dominated by women.
Aside from the ridiculous and ignorant premise of this pathetic little piece, does anyone really think that it is the big bad "white man," that is so stupid as to pay more for less?
We had a liberal governments during the Kennedy, Johnson, Carter and Clinton eras...Why didn't those administrations usher in a period of unheard of prosperity and goodwill to all? Americans have consistently turned their backs on Liberal policies and today, even staunch democrats are afraid to put on the cloak of unabashed liberalism since they know it is the "kiss of death." As a matter of fact, there are strong indications the Conservatism is actualy growing as a reaction to the incredible Liberalism that has taken place on the social front.
If Smiley is so smart, perhaps she should attempt to run for office like Arianna Huffington did in Californiaand see for herself what the voters (mostly women) think of her politics.
Ms Smiley will get the same treatment that Arianna did...the voters in California soundly rejected Arianna Huffington's elitest ideology and voted a soft Republican (translation: a conservative) into the governorship.
There is not a voter in the USA--liberal or conservative--that thinks that liberalism is going to cost less than a conservative ideology. Unlike Europe, we do not have a sophisticated or enlightened population base. While personally I believe it is sad, but in the USA, we're simply too stupid to implement sound governing policy.
And the best example of our collective political stupidity is giving vapid, egocentritic, clueless "white girls" carte blanche to write any inane think-piece that tickles her proclivities and allow said think- piece a national audience.
What Smiley should have done after writing this article is to throw it in the trash bin where it rightfully belongs.

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» RE: What a Silly Piece Posted by: Mike's Perspective
» RE: What a Silly Piece Posted by: drmflorida
» RE: What a Silly Piece Posted by: Lauren
» RE: What a Silly Piece Posted by: drmflorida
Spending away America
Posted by: earthmother on Mar 22, 2007 7:46 AM   
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It's encouraging to find people who begin to have a concept that is relevant. ALL of Bush's actions, from before his arrival in the national political scene have worked toward one goal... bankrupting the U.S., or, as Grover Norquist declared- "shrink(ing) this government until we can drown it in the bathtub!"

So few people ever really ask themselves the most important questions- what are BushCo's true goals? Americans are so brainwashed into believing that this country can't be WRONG they don't ever ask themselves, "What if this government is being run by THE BAD GUYS"? And IF a group of power-mongers were to decide to literally take over the world, would they do it from, say, Sri Lanka? Of course not! They'd never get anywhere that way! But, if you have a country where power has been amassed, where there is lots of resources, and you and yours have been corralling control, you MIGHT BELIEVE that such a thing is possible.

But how to drain something has huge as the complete United States government? It's not enough to just spend the money that is available. First, they had to take their own money out of the kitty. (Tax breaks). Then, make certain of what the key positions are and have YOUR PEOPLE in them. Breed divisiveness among the citizens (the Religious Right makes Might!), and crank up the fear factor. (Man, do they have that covered.) It is very clever of them to own the media and then constantly rant against the liberalness of said media while churning out propaganda to the enth power!

But best of all, you gotta make it all total and complete... and nothing but nothing spends money like a WAR! Of course, the sweetest part of all is exactly that war- or wars... After all, they are spending not the money of today, but the money of a thousand tomorrows and they are spending it to THEMSELVES! WHO MAKES THE MACHINERY OF WAR?

Or, as Tom Cruise taught us- follow the MONEY! Man, what a racket. The most confounding part is that - it's working. It is working and I don't know that there is anything that is going to reverse this motion.

They question is- what comes after? When the United States is bankrupt (and that day might be closer than anyone is willing to admit) the government checks will not flow and people will begin to find themselves desperate for an affiliation that will uplift their situation. Enter the Company Store.

Tribalism will be, after all is said and done, the way we survive. Real tribalism- villages taking care of themselves. Because if you try to go it alone, you find life very difficult indeed. Unless you sell your soul to the Company Store...

Truthfully, I think things are about to be very, very exciting. Not always good, maybe, but definately exciting!

One Earth Mother...

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» RE: Spending away America Posted by: ALANHESTER
THESE PEOPLE ARE NOT CONSERVATIVES
Posted by: VZEQICVA on Mar 22, 2007 7:55 AM   
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The whole picture blurs because people who are called consevatives, are not. They are mean spirited, have no regard for human life, fatten their own stock portfolios at our expense, complain because people need medical car, leave New Orleans to rot, send people off to die in Iraq, do not own up to any consequesnces to their actions. Ever. They chose a respectable name for themselves, aligned with religion and people bought into it and still do. Thanks, ANNA

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You're forgetting something Jane
Posted by: Mike's Perspective on Mar 22, 2007 8:02 AM   
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A fundamental difference in perspective on the Right: The public sector is here to create wealth-building opportunities for the private sector. That's just about the only reason the public sector should be allowed to exist. The "need" for carpet bombs by the public sector (U.S. military and neocons) is fulfilled by the private-sector military industrial complex. We taxpayers foot the bill, but corporate shareholders grow their wealth through the transaction. The same thing goes for non-military public sector wealth: forests, minerals, labor.

Sure the cost is high, but it's worth it! Right?

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RE: The Myth of Conservatism
Posted by: SayBlade on Mar 22, 2007 8:16 AM   
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Posted by: NoPCZone
"Ignoring the commandments of love, grace, mercy & peace; they practice hatred, vindictiveness, repression and advocate for war."

If every American (or Canadian for that matter) took to heart the understanding that government is an extension and a reflection of themselves and not some deified entity to be worshipped/scorned, they would vote in much larger numbers and it would be surprising how different government would look.

Show me poverty and we will say together, "we did this." Show me war and we will say together, "we did this." Show me financial scandals in which billions are allowed to be stolen and we will say together, "we did this." Show me injustice for the sick and we will say together, "we did this." Show me slaughter of the weak, and we will say together, "we did this." Show me violence of one against another and we will say together, "we did this."

Then, show me truth, hope, fulfillment, justice, peace and love, and I trust we can say together, "we did this."

The Hour's George Stroumbolopoulis interviewed Tony Campolo where he spoke about taking back forgotten responsibilities to the poor, weak and disadvantaged. These things have been abandoned by so-called evangelicals who see themselves as political conservatives.

Key to this shift is calling on -- no, demanding! -- citizens and participants in our society to accept and shoulder the responsibility for these things we face and to exercise that responsibility through the tool or extension of ourselves known as government.

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» RE: The Myth of Conservatism Posted by: Mike's Perspective
» RE: The Myth of Conservatism Posted by: ALANHESTER
Wall Street still owns you
Posted by: eddie torres on Mar 22, 2007 10:07 AM   
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"What costs more" is different from Wall Street's rules on "who deserves to have money."

When US citizens without healthcare insurance require emergency room procedures and life-saving operations, the sale of their foreclosed home fuels paramedics, doctors, nurses, hospital staff, administrators, collection agents, etc. And they are all more reliable consumers of advanced financial services (securities investments, college funds) than Joe Sixpack and his child-bride baby machine.

When the US military is "broken," the US Treasury will borrow money from China and Saudi Arabia to spend on "fixing" things. And all the little middlemen along the way - bankers, lawyers, technocrats, defence contractors, thinktanks, consultants - will take their cut and contribute to overall GDP. And they are all more fun at cocktail parties than Cletis the squirrel-farmer whose three sons are in the Marines.

When private industry is allowed to evade (or delay compliance with) regulatory regimes, the return-on-investment cycle for shareholders is accelerated and lots of little groups get together everywhere to fight for and against the industries. Which supports lawyers, judges, prosecutors, scientists, political leaders, etc. And they all make more interesting reading in "Who's Who in America" than Jeb Smith - "America's #1 NASCAR fan."

When government is populated by know-nothing ideological clones from Jesus-tanks like Patrick Henry College, neocon clowns like Rummy and TurdBlossom can get away with Luddite "I don't use e-mail" ploys because the computer is the Devil's tool anyway. And all the little constitutional scholars, Congressional staffs, personal counselors, journalists, pundits, bloggers, and posters (like me) hum away like busy little bees. Which is way more positive in GDP terms than everything functioning smoothly.

Is Anna Nicole's refrigerator available in 3D-Vision on YouTube yet?

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What is conservative?
Posted by: drmflorida on Mar 22, 2007 1:14 PM   
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In reply to various threads...

Numerous posters beg a distinction between the authoritarians in office and their own definitions of conservativism.

But by defending the word ("Conservative"), they are providing cover for a whole class of lunatics and morons who currently use that label.

They are giving out a free "get your foot out of your mouth" card to Pat Buchanan, who says the same thing in every interview, and worse to every redneck racist who voted for Bush (twice).

And then, when they pull the lever next time for Romney, Grassley, Thompson, or whichever "real conservative" is on the ballot (have you ever noticed that NOBODY is a "real conservative" AFTER they are elected) they can feel confident that they aren't repeating the same mistake.

Yes, there are subtle differences between the various strains of right-wing opinions, including those one might consider fascist, conservative, neo-conservative, reactionary, etc. But "conservative" does NOT mean one thing any more, if it ever did, and in the current political environment it is perfectly good shorthand for the Republican cult in its various manifestations.

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» Yep - and another thing... Posted by: lessbread
Conservatism is Dead. Long Live Fictional Conservatism!
Posted by: lessbread on Mar 22, 2007 3:52 PM   
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Conservatism is Dead. Long Live Fictional Conservatism! by Ted Rall

Nevertheless, the Right will never die. As long as Americans remain susceptible to easily provoked fears--of losing their jobs to immigrants, their kids to perverts, their lives to terrorists--and as long as there are wealthy corporations and religious control freaks eager to exploit them--the Republican Party and its allies have a bright future.

The Right's secret weapon is "fictional conservatism"--a post-1964 Goldwater brand of bumper-sticker libertarianism to which most Americans, Democrat and Republican alike, subscribe. Fictional conservatives favor cutting taxes, reducing the size and power of government, and avoiding foreign entanglements. America first, and keep the guvmint outta my goddamn bedroom!

American politics epitomize the triumph of image--weak, accommodationist liberals versus strong-willed no-nonsense conservatives--over experience. American voters, therefore, do not belong to the reality-based community.

Self-delusion, fed by a steady diet of brilliantly focus-grouped attack ads and an endless stream of broadcast propaganda masquerading as news, isn't about to vanish as an effective tool. Fictional conservatives, after all, are used to voting in direct opposition to their beliefs.

Sixty-four percent of Republican voters say they wouldn't vote for a gay man; 62 percent say they'd refuse to support a candidate who'd cheated on his wife. Yet Rudy Giuliani, the thrice-married ex-New York mayor who humiliated his wife by inviting his mistress to official events--and has been repeatedly photographed wearing a dress--is running 25 points ahead of his nearest rival in the latest poll of the very same Republican voters.

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Well said
Posted by: launcher on Mar 22, 2007 5:53 PM   
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One of my favorite lines:

"Regulations and benefits like healthcare and diplomacy exist not out of soft-hearted liberal guilt, but because taking care of matters before they get out of hand is cheaper ..."

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VOTER ALERT !!! VOTER ALERT !!! GOP & 11 Dems vote down property tax relief !!!!
Posted by: maxpayne on Mar 22, 2007 10:30 PM   
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Read the full article here and you can also get the vote count.

P.S.: I ANGRILY tore out the Webb for Senate sticker after Webb voted with the GOP. Warner? I can understand that motherfucker who's a GOP hack but Webb I'll NEVER forgive ! Hampton Roads and Northern Virginia are already getting hit with higher property taxes and if Webb thinks he can take those two places for granted, he's in for a REAL surprise come 2012 !

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Why the white male bashing?
Posted by: ateo on Mar 23, 2007 5:47 AM   
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You aren't winning many allies among white men by putting all the blame for the world's problems squarely on their shoulders. I'm a white man and I definitely do not oppress or exploit anyone. I'd much rather see you place the blame on the "rich" than on a gender/race combination.

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mafergi
Posted by: mag01@comcast.net on Mar 28, 2007 1:43 PM   
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About that metaphor contest, my entry: the grounding of the ship of state and in its wake, a tsunami of unpaid debts, the most devastating consequence of conservative governance.

A thought: If the so-called conservative Re-publicans want to be taken seriously as the rightful heirs to fiefdom redux, they might want at least to go through the motions of nobless oblige.

Ms. Smiley, however, suggests they aspire to much less--the more elemental, barbarian, and “primitive.” Perhaps that mentality is required of advance troops, who although perennially at sea, are charged with captaining a pirate, pirated, and re-pirated ship of state that will generations later, as did the Khan dynasty, present a more civilized demeanor.

[I realize the comparison of dynasties breaks down at the start. Genghis Khan, although brutal, was successful militarily. Yet, the way things are going, there’s still time for the comparison to hold.]

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