Students suspended for saying "vagina"
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Guest post by Logos Mori.
Let's get one thing fucking straight: My girly body parts are not dirty, shameful or inappropriate for children. I'm not talking about pictures of vaginas (which aren't necessarily any of the above either), any sort of sexual context or making anyone discuss vaginas against their will. I am talking about the WORD vagina, which names a part of the human body.
I am not surprised by this story at all. Sadly, I'm not even disappointed because I would absolutely expect nothing less. Three high school students in NY are possibly facing suspension for saying the word "vagina" in the context of a reading of " The Vagina Monologues." Their principal is a man. Big surprise. His name is Dick. I am not kidding.
The three students are on the Today Show this morning with Eve Ensler. Meredith handled herself with the usual airheaded idiocy. "But children were going to be present." [Isn't it only through the grace of the vagina that children even can be present? -- ed.] I love that the president of the school board (also on the show) said that he has no problem with the word vagina and has heard it more in the last few days than ever before.
The point here is not if they get suspended or not, although, it would be an injustice. The point here is that there was even a question that the word in the context of an empowering phrase in a monologue that includes the word vagina may be offensive to hear. Ridiculous.
I think this point is well explained in the words, of Maude Lebowski. Let's consult the text:
As an aside, my godson Elijah, who was about five at the time and who says his r's with a little difficulty, overheard me quoting the above passage. He responded matter-of-factly: "I don't have any twouble saying vagina, but I do have a little twouble with my r's."
Amen, Elijah. You're the product of feminist parents. Should all children be so lucky. Obviously Principal Dick's parents weren't.
Logos Mori lives in Seattle and is down with the city's top sushi purveyors.