Supreme Court reverses Motion Picture Academy, gives Gore's Oscar to Bush
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From Andy Borowitz, who claims to be the Winner Of The First-Ever National Press Club Award For Humor, comes this Onion-esque report straight out of "Hollyweird":
Supreme Court Gives Goreâ€™s Oscar to Bush
Stunning Reversal for Former Veep
Just days after former Vice President Al Gore received an Academy Award for his global warming documentary â€œAn Inconvenient Truth,â€ the United States Supreme Court handed Mr. Gore a stunning reversal, stripping him of his Oscar and awarding it to President George W. Bush instead.
For Mr. Gore, who basked in the adulation of his Hollywood audience Sunday night, the high courtâ€™s decision to give his Oscar to President Bush was a cruel twist of fate, to say the least.
But in a 5-4 decision handed down Tuesday morning, the justices made it clear that they had taken the unprecedented step of stripping Mr. Gore of his Oscar because President Bush deserved it more.
â€œIt is true that Al Gore has done a lot of talking about global warming,â€ wrote Justice Antonin Scalia, writing for the majority. â€œBut President Bush has actually helped create global warming.â€