So You Think You Want to Impeach?
Belief:
Is Belief in God Hurting America?
David Villano
Corporate Accountability and WorkPlace:
4 Myths About Taxes, Debunked
Paul Buchheit
DrugReporter:
The War on Weed: Marijuana Is Basically Harmless -- The Monumentally Stupid Drug War Is Not
Jim Hightower
Environment:
White House Garden Won't Make Up for Obama's Nomination of Pesticide Lobbyist for US Chief Agriculture Negotiator
Jill Richardson
Food:
Don't Be Scared of Food: Are We Being Needlessly Hysterical About Food Safety?
David E. Gumpert
Health and Wellness:
47,000 Women Could Die As a Result of the New Mammogram Guidelines
George Lakoff
Immigration:
Hate Group, FAIR, Is Looking for "Ethnically Ambiguous" Actors to Amplify Its Racism
Adam Luna
Media and Technology:
The Memory Scrub About Why Ft. Hood Happened Is Almost Complete ... If It Weren't for Archives
Mark Ames
Movie Mix:
The Yes Men: Pranksters Out to Fix the World
Mark Engler
Politics:
Just When You Thought It Was Safe: 3 Potential Obstacles to Health-Care Reform
Adele M. Stan
Reproductive Justice and Gender:
Why Can't We Look Away From Sarah Palin?
Vanessa Richmond
Rights and Liberties:
Murder at Guantanamo? The Mysterious, Unsolved Death of Mohammad Saleh al Hanashi
Jeffrey S. Kaye
Sex and Relationships:
Hot Mormon Muffins and Models for Jesus: What's With All the Sexy Christians?
Liz Langley
Take Action:
G-20 Meetings: Nothing Much Happened in the Suites, and There Was Too Much Punch in the Streets
Laura Flanders
Water:
Poseidon's Financial Shell Game: Why Is a Private Desalination Plant Asking for Public Money?
Peter Gleick
World:
Palestinian Children Face Daily Attacks While Going to School
Mel Frykberg
Book Review:
The Genius of Impeachment: The Founders' Cure for Royalism and Why It Must Be Applied to George W. Bush
By John Nichols
The New Press. 217 pages. $15.95.
Pretensions to Empire: Notes on the Criminal Folly of the Bush Administration
By Lewis Lapham
The New Press. 277 pages. $24.95.
The Case For Impeachment: The Legal Argument for Removing President George W. Bush From Office
By David Lindorff and Barbara Olshansky
St. Martin's Press. 275 pages. $23.95.
Articles of Impeachment Against George W. Bush
By the Center For Constitutional Rights
Melville House Publishing. 141 pages. $9.95.
The Impeachment of George W. Bush: A Handbook for Concerned Citizens
By Elizabeth Holtzman and Cindy Cooper
Nation Books. 256 pages. $14.95.
On October 7, 2003, citizens of the world's fifth-largest economy swarmed to the ballot box to oust their feckless chief executive in a special recall election. The wellspring of their discontent? A fiscal emergency, linked to a bungled electricity crisis, which had left constituents sweltering in the dark. Vying for votes against a motley crew better suited for a season of hijinks on VH1's The Surreal Life -- a midget, a porn star, a Greek millionairess, an ex-Mr. Universe -- Governor Gray Davis was thus rudely ushered out of power and Arnold Schwarzenegger installed as commander in chief of a state reborn, in a guttural instant, as "Galifornia."
With the benefit of hindsight, it's now clear that the wrong politician got the boot for the Golden State's woes. The energy crisis had nothing to do with Davis, the tone-deaf technocrat. Instead, it was a criminal conspiracy by Enron to plunder state coffers with schemes so malevolent that company traders code-named their effort "The Death Star."
If dead men could tell tales, Ken Lay might now regale us with the secret back story of those infamous energy meetings in the White House -- the ones whose opacity Vice President Dick Cheney defended all the way to the Supreme Court -- and expose the role of the Bush administration in suborning that faux "crisis." At the time, our president laughed off calls to investigate market manipulation by his chief corporate benefactor, even as he used California's blackouts as cover for abandoning his most important campaign promise. "We're now in an energy crisis," Bush declared in the spring of 2001. "And that's why I decided to not have mandatory caps on CO2."
And perhaps, then, we as Americans would demand ultimate accountability. For if lying under oath about a sexual dalliance with a Botero-esque intern is an impeachable offense, so certainly would be administration complicity in the effort to (as one Enron trader put it so coarsely) "jam Grandma Millie...right up her asshole for fucking $250 a megawatt hour."
But why limit ourselves to speculation about misdemeanors when the administration's high crimes are hiding in plain sight:
The articles of impeachment write themselves. In the case of Articles of Impeachment Against George W. Bush, it seems, the book has as well. The same charge might be levied against The Case for Impeachment, The Impeachment of George W. Bush, and the raft of other contemporary and largely indistinguishable impeachment tomes now flooding the shelves of the nation's independent booksellers. Each offers a slightly different flavor of the same soporific cocktail: detailed recitations of the president's abuses of power and faithlessness to his oath of office, crafted in limp legalese. For their collective weight in pulp, not one of these volumes has the heft of the rousing 16-page case for impeachment put forth by former Harper's editor Lewis Lapham -- that loquacious lion of the literary left -- in Pretensions to Empire, which closes with a clarion call for Congress to amputate the gangrenous reign of George W. Bush, "cauterize the wound and stem the flows of money, stupidity, and blood."Whereas the administration "fixed" intelligence to embark on a war of choice, unsanctioned by international law. Whereas a criminally incompetent lack of planning has caused that conflict to drag on longer than U.S. involvement in World War II, while spurring the nuclear ambitions of the mullahs in Tehran. Whereas the president authorized the National Security Administration to engage in warrantless wiretaps of American citizens in violation of the First Amendment, the Fourth Amendment, the doctrine of separation of powers, and the express will of Congress in establishing the fisa courts. Whereas the president has authorized the use of torture in contravention of military law and Article Three of the Geneva Convention, violations of which, as Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy pointedly observed in the Hamdan decision, "are considered 'war crimes,' punishable as federal offenses." Whereas the president has subjected "enemy combatants" to unconstitutional trial by military tribunal, and held American citizens in indefinite detention without access to lawyers or criminal courts. Whereas the administration's homicidal dithering left more than a thousand of our most vulnerable countrymen to perish, needlessly, under the waters churned by Hurricane Katrina.
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Tim Dickinson is a contributing editor for Rolling Stone and also writes its political blog.
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