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DURST: Historic Romantic Disasters

Durst writes: "Due to the fact that thousands of girls barely bigger than the family sized tub of popcorn have seen it so many times, memorizing which way the individual drops of water move, the movie 'Titanic' has become the largest grossing picture in history. Now you can say many things about Hollywood executives but you can't call them stupid."
 
 
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Due to the fact that thousands of girls barely bigger than the family sized tub of popcorn have seen it so many times; memorizing which way the individual drops of water move, the movie "Titanic" has become the largest grossing picture in history. Now you can say many things about Hollywood executives but you can't call them stupid. Slimier than a buttered eel in a mayonnaise jar, sure. With morals as empty as a South Texas Motel 6 nowhere near a freeway exit ramp in August. Okay. But not stupid. So there has to be a lot of love stories set around historic romantic disasters on the boards and I'm here to help out.*Sleepless In Jonestown.*Hose Me Down, I'm In Love: the Last Days of Vesuvius.*Love In a Crush: The Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Fire Story.*Great Balls of Fire: The 1906 San Francisco Earthquake.*A Descent to Remember: TWA 700.*I'll Keep An Eye Out For You: Diary of Three Mile Island.*Five O'Clock Shadows: Nixon's Last Weeks.*When Adolph Met Benito.*Hiroshima Serenade.*Going Down Down Down Down. I'm Going Down Down Down: A Passionate Tale From The Bridge of the Hindenberg.*Beaches 2: The Bay Of Pigs.*Choke The Weez: A Love Story From The Set Of The Paulie Shore Show.