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Campaign Finance Reform, NASCAR-style

By Stephen Pizzo, News for Real. Posted May 1, 2006.


If we could slap corporate logos on politicians, like NASCAR drivers do with their cars, we could get to the bottom of where they really stand on the issues.
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Maybe you forgot about campaign finance and lobbying reform. The folks on The Hill certainly hope you have. Listening to the occasional talk out of Congress about how they are going to finally reform how they finance their campaigns reminds me of a bunch of inebriated barflies pledging to kick the juice -- someday. Not today, because well you know. But someday.

Forget about it. It's never going to happen.

So I have a solution. Politicians should be treated like NASCAR drivers. I call my idea the NASCONG reform. It's simple and cheap as hell, and could be implemented today.

Here's how it works. NASCAR drivers make no bones about who pays their way. They plaster the names and logos of their top contributors all over themselves and their cars. So, when fans hear a driver talk about how great Goodyear tires are, and there's the Goodyear logo emblazoned on his jacket, they can judge for themselves just how objective or subjective his respect for those tires might actually be.

So, I ask, why should we treat our national politicians any different? After all, they too have sponsors, and the things those sponsors want are a hell of a lot more serious than tires, batteries and 10W-5W0 oil.

So here's my idea. When quoting or covering a member of Congress, print, broadcast and internet media should not only tell us what state and party the pol represents but also his/her top five contributors.

Think about it. What's the first thing you look for when you see a politician quoted in an article or on the news? You look to see if his/her name is followed by a "D" or and "R." Why? Because that little piece of information speaks volumes about where that pol is "coming from." The next thing I look for is the part of the country they come from, for the same reason. Two pieces of critical information that no paper or TV station would dream of omitting. If so, why then don't they also include the names of the top contributors who paid their way into office in the first place? Is that information less important to voters than his/her party or state? No. In fact it is probably more important than either.

This one simple act would virtually overnight change how everyone involved in the democratic process reacts, behaves and votes.

Voters could listen to a member's stated position (or lack thereof) on a given issue, glance down at the caption below the photo or screen graphic below him/her, then balance their views with the contributors to whom he/she is most beholding. Informed voters are always smarter voters.

Contributors: Companies and trade associations like good publicity, but they hate bad publicity or controversy. By giving so much to a candidate, they run the risk of being included in the dreaded Top Five, thereby having their company brand virtually tattooed on that politician's forehead for the next two or six years. What if the guy pulls a Randy Cunningham/Alan Mollohan on them? Buying political clout is one thing, but being tied to a crooked pol is not what companies have in mind. Therefore, under my plan, companies would throttle back on their giving in an effort NOT to become one of the top five contributors to anyone's campaign. Since they wouldn't know until too late what other companies contributed, they would contribute much less than they would have otherwise in the hope of avoiding that kind of risky exposure. Fear is a change factor here.

Politicians: The good news is that, contrary to popular opinion, most politicians are not entirely shameless. They rationalize what they have to do for the money, telling themselves that they really can take the big bucks and still vote against the interests of top contributors. But that rational frays badly when voters know who paid for his/her trip to Congress. If pols knew that that information was going to appear right under their puss every time they made it on the news, they could no longer be quite so sanguine about pimping for a big contributor. Shame is the motivator in this case. If a pol REALLY believes in a bill that would also benefit one of his/her top contributors, they will have to come to voters with facts … verifiable facts … that support his position. Good politicians are good educators and good leaders. This idea would force them to become both.

This is an idea whose time has come. And it's easy. The hard work has already been done for the media. All they have to do before putting a member of Congress' puss in their publication or on the screen is go to www.opensecrets.org and copy down the top five contributors to that member's last campaign.

That's all there is too it. Campaign finance reform, just that easy.

Republicans won't be able to complain about it because their (phony) position has always been that limits on contributions are unconsitutional, and that the best way to reform the system is "full disclosure." Of course this would be a whole lot more "full disclosure" than they had in mind.

Democrats decided in the 1980s that if they couldn't beat Republican corporate whores, they might as well join them. But Dems still like to talk the talk about how corporate money corrupts the system. So they too would have a tough time objecting to this "Who's your daddy?" openness.

If they did object -- and some will -- the media's response would be simple to defend:

"Well senator, if the information is wrong, we'll correct it immediately.

"No, it's not wrong, it's just, well … unnecessary. I mean, what are you trying to imply putting those company names next to mine, anyway?

"Senator, we're not trying to imply anything. We are just doing what we've always done by noting your party affiliation and state -- orient the reader. You got a problem with that?"

Bam! There is no (sane/nonsleazy) rebuttal to that logic. And any member who bellyaches too loudly about it would open himself or herself to even closer scrutiny. And believe me, there are not many on The Hill who would want to invite that kind of scrutiny. Because just behind the top five contributors are the top 10, top 20, top 50 and so on.

But never mind whether they like it or not. The real beauty of my NASCONG idea is that we don't need a single vote or presidental signature to implement this reform. All we have to do is -- just start doing it.

So, beginning today any time I mention a member of Congress, I will include not only the state they represent and the party to which they belong, but the top five contributors to their last campaign.

Imagine if we could get CNN, MSNBC, FOX CBS, ABC and the rest of the media to do the same.

Of course we may have a problem getting many of the MSM on board with this idea:

Six huge corporations now control the major U.S. media: Rupert Murdoch's News Corp. (FOX, HarperCollins, New York Post, Weekly Standard, TV Guide, DirecTV and 35 TV stations), General Electric (NBC, CNBC, MSNBC, Telemundo, Bravo, Universal Pictures and 28 TV stations), Time Warner (AOL, CNN, Warner Bros., Time and its 130-plus magazines), Disney (ABC, Disney Channel, ESPN, 10 TV and 72 radio stations), Viacom (CBS, MTV, Nickelodeon, Paramount Pictures, Simon & Schuster and 183 U.S. radio stations), and Bertelsmann (Random House and its more than 120 imprints worldwide, and Gruner + Jahr and its more than 110 magazines in 10 countries).
[Editor's Note: Peter Scheer of the California First Amendment Coalition and Jim Hightower of the Hightower Lowdown, offer two similar takes on this topic.]

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Stephen Pizzo is the author of numerous books, including "Inside Job: The Looting of America's Savings and Loans," which was nominated for a Pulitzer.

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blueinredstate
Posted by: blueinredstate on Apr 27, 2006 11:28 AM   
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Now this is a good idea. Simple and effective.

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» RE: blueinredstate Posted by: como55
» Simple and Effective Posted by: chasaturn
Now this is a JEM of an idea...
Posted by: Jonnikhan on Apr 27, 2006 11:59 AM   
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Three cheers for this idea! Any independent media outlets willing to list the top five contributors to our "elected" officials everytime they're mentioned in the press? We could actually rearrange the titling any which way we like; such as: The Less Than Honorable Representative of GM, Halliburton, Nextel, Mobile Oil and United Fruit; from the great (blue or red) state of (fill in the blank); Mr./Mrs. (fill in the blank)! All the information we need wrapped into a neat and tidy title. Fabulous!

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Good one
Posted by: Elmowilcox on Apr 27, 2006 12:21 PM   
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Sounds good, will never happen.

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» RE: Good one Posted by: Lincoln fan
» RE: Good one Posted by: Rolomax
Write the Stations
Posted by: nergohs on Apr 27, 2006 2:33 PM   
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We need to all write the stations and start pushing this idea.

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You Go, Buddy!
Posted by: Steven Wanzell on Apr 27, 2006 7:20 PM   
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I LOVE it! The top five could be cumbersome in practical use, but I disagree with the earlier comment that it can't happen. Of course it can! I suggest all the alternative media jounalists and editors try to pull together a solid consensus, to really make it happen. And very consistently.

It reminds me, also, of another brilliant tactic brought up here at AlterNet, regarding an apparently little-known way for individual US citizens to file an impeachment process against the lovely crowd at the W. Hse. Both ideas depend on our action. I'm going to do that impeachment process, although I don't know yet, whether I can do it from outside the US. I will know tomorrow. Well, thanks again Mr. Pizzo. I'm so glad you're on our side.

Steven Wanzell
artist/activist/ex-American
www.wanzellarts.com.ar

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» RE: You Go, Buddy! Posted by: Lincoln fan
Bravo!
Posted by: Lincoln fan on Apr 27, 2006 9:25 PM   
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Wow! I'm stunned. This is truly a great idea. Better than sliced bread! It would immediately eliminate the need for campaign finance reform laws. This is the kind of out of the box thinking we need. Let's get our newspapers on this. I'm writing a letter to the editor immediately.

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» RE: Bravo! - correction Posted by: Jonnikhan
» RE: Bravo! - correction Posted by: Lincoln fan
» RE: Bravo! Posted by: Jonnikhan
» RE: Bravo! Posted by: Lincoln fan
Letter to the editor
Posted by: Lincoln fan on Apr 27, 2006 9:51 PM   
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"So here's my idea. When quoting or covering a member of Congress, print, broadcast and internet media should not only tell us what state and party the pol represents but also his/her top five contributors" - Stephen Pizzo.

This is from an article published at http://www.alternet.org this is a brilliant idea and should be adopted immediately by the Inquirer. The politicians have been fumbling campaign finance reform for nearly 150 without success. This could be implemented in an hour and would require no new laws. This is a perfect and practicable example of "thinking outside the box" Mr. Pizzo deserves The Medal of Honor.
Sincerely,
Bob Reichenbach,

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PUBLICLY financed campaigns are BETTER
Posted by: thinkverybig on Apr 28, 2006 12:25 AM   
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Wonderful idea.... It's about time our congressional leaders start working for the people and not the corporations. I'm sick and tired of reading about how a CEO has walked away with a 100 million or more for nothing when a soldier can serve his country for 20 and get a measly $1,500 a month for retirement. It's time for a change. It's time for a REVOLUTION. It's time to have publicly financed campaigns and do away with private contributions.

The time is now. Let's do it folks.

Call your congressional leaders and voice your concerns.

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heart
Posted by: rsaxto on Apr 28, 2006 3:51 AM   
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This idea cuts to the heart of what is most wrong with USA politics: Big money. But we need to be relentless in pushing its adoption. I suggest making sticky stickers and stealthily sticking them on the backs and butts of the worst offenders.

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EXCELLENT!
Posted by: Earthie on Apr 28, 2006 4:13 AM   
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Absolutely brilliant idea. My only discomfort with it is that I didn't think of it first. We should all simply begin doing this in any communication that refers to any politician. The media are great imitators, and they also like claiming originality, one of them may pick up on it, claim it as its own "innovation" and be followed by the rest

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» I'm Jealous, Too! Posted by: Steven Wanzell
Half the Problem
Posted by: armorica on Apr 28, 2006 5:36 AM   
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Labeling solves the transparency issue, but not the corruption issue. The fact will remain that politicians are bribed by financial donors. We must fix both parts of the problem.

Why do we use the word "lobbying" anyways instead of "bribing"?

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» RE: Half the Problem Posted by: Lincoln fan
otto
Posted by: otto on Apr 28, 2006 5:50 AM   
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Just received a fable about a senator dying and facing judgement. He wants to choose heaven, but St. Peter insists that he spend a day in hell and a day in heaven, and then choose his destiny. Down in hell he finds country clubs, golf courses, drinks and friendly people. His day in heaven is nice too, with harps and clouds and stuff. But in the end he has to choose hell as his preference. When he gets out, he finds hell a waste land of garbage and trash. When he complains about the change from what he saw a day before, the devil tells him: "Yesterday we were campaigning; today you voted for us!"
You can always tell when a politician is lying...his lips are moving!

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Lack of full disclosure
Posted by: janthony11 on Apr 28, 2006 6:36 AM   
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Not to be a wet blanket but to suggest this as a novel idea or personal creation is beyond unfair.
The concept, as someone intimately familiar with the innerworkings of the cfr community for the past decade, has been aired for years. We need more people working the issue than granstanding it.

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» RE: Lack of full disclosure Posted by: Lincoln fan
This is the best way to educate Americans I've seen.
Posted by: jreinhart1 on Apr 28, 2006 7:03 AM   
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The news outlets could be connected to their majority shareholders and then people could understand why the news is just a talking piece for other interests.

Perhaps jackets and shirts could be made up for each legislator to look like Nascar drivers. Big telecome certainly got their money's worth out of the internet bills they have passed for them.

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great Idea
Posted by: expat in tokyo on Apr 28, 2006 8:46 AM   
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Just like whenever I read a story on MSN that has something to do with Microsoft or NBC for that matter they put in parenthesis "MSNBC is own and affiliated with Microsoft" or something to that effect..this makes PERFECT SENSE.. now if we could only get more people along for the ride

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» Geroge W. Bush..... Posted by: Lizmv
Jakester
Posted by: Jakester on Apr 28, 2006 10:07 AM   
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Organizations and individuals could create posters and billboards with photos and such relevant information as well, and plaster them in obvious places. This would be especially useful during political campaigns. Kinda like having our own un-corporate news media system. This would give info to people who are not neccesarily politically involved and do not have access to, know about, or use the alternative media.

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Fun with Photoshop
Posted by: jimbee on Apr 28, 2006 12:27 PM   
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No doubt this meme has been kicking around for awhile, but it's good to give it some amplification. It's a fun idea, whether practical or not, and I can imagine some funny and informative projects for a Photoshop literate person with some spare time and campaign finance stats.

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Politicians should wear the Clean Money Logo of Honor!
Posted by: jsaxon on Apr 28, 2006 12:55 PM   
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In Arizona and Maine and now Connecticut, Portland, and Albuquerque, many politicians wouldn't have a single "Logo" behind their except the Clean Money logo/badge because they can qualify and run as Clean Money Candidates who take a fixed amount of Public Funds and run a competitive race.

The Clean Money candidate is beholden only to the public, not special interests or corporate money. It's been working in Arizona and Maine for years now and the effect has been dramatic. More voters, more contested races... and legislators who focus on policies, not on campaigning. 80% of Maine's legislature took no money from anybody including themselves. Who's interest are they looking after now?

Disclosure is great, but as another poster noted, it doesn't get rid of corruption, nor does it level the playing field as Publicly Funded Campaigns would. Also with disclosures, you'd start seeing "American Progressive Traditionalists Liberty Foundationalismists for So-and-so" consortium logos showing up, not "Exxon" or "Glaxo"... Disclosure is easy to obfuscate... Clean candidates aren't.

California has Assembly Bill 583 which passed the assembly and is in the Senate right now! Please sign California's Petition here: http://www.CAclean.org/petition

There's also a Federal petition going around here: http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/115573532

Go to http://www.publicampaign.org to see about your state...

Logos might sound fun and might someday happen if it weren't for MSM's grip, but Clean Money is a reality that needs to grow and become yet another pillar of our Democracy!

Sincerely,

James Bennett Saxon

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DO IT!!!!
Posted by: mom'z the word on Apr 28, 2006 1:08 PM   
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You had me at NASCONG. JUST DO IT!!!!

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Damn!
Posted by: redstarwraith on Apr 28, 2006 1:26 PM   
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I swear to God somebody stole my wife's idea! She said something similar over two years ago although she said politicians should have to dress like race car drivers, wearing all their endorsements, etc. I mean hell, W sounds like 99% of those NASCAR guys when he talks anyway. I think he'd feel right at home!

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Logos in Picture
Posted by: CatDad on Apr 28, 2006 2:28 PM   
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I would have more prominently featured the following logos: MBNA, Visa, CapitalOne (the credit card industry is the biggest buyer of politicians), ExxonMobil and Halliburturn (No comments necessaary. Pfizer was on target and is correctly included. CNA and Blue Cross are also big...Of course it would be impossible to feature them all but these are the core industries that are buying the government.

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I hate to be the originality police.... But,
Posted by: peritonlogon on Apr 28, 2006 3:12 PM   
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the author really should give Bill Maher the credit for this idea, since, after all, it was a regular bit of his in the late 90's on Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher, and, for all I know, may still be on his new show.

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That's just the beginning!
Posted by: smendler on Apr 28, 2006 7:02 PM   
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I'd suggested this idea a while ago myself, but that's OK - it's an obvious way to MAKE THE PLUTOCRACY BLATANT. Here's another: direct corporate sponsorship of legisltion. Every bill should have the name of the corp that spent the ost to influence it in the title - "The Archer-Daniels-Midland Agriculture Appropriations Act of 2006," for example. Let's make the corps accountable for the legislation they buy!

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MAKE THE CORPS THE THIRD HOUSE OF CONGRESS
Posted by: smendler on Apr 28, 2006 7:07 PM   
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Now, if you *really* want to make the corporate sector accountable, here's a radical idea for you - a Modest Proposal, more like.

Let's make Congress tricameral - three houses. The third one could be called, say, "the Chamber" - and it would be populated by representatives elected from and by the business community, with seats allocated to different industries according to their share of GDP. This would take the lobbyists out of the lobby, and make it perfectly clear whether this country is a democracy or actually a plutocratic republic.

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» Great Minds Posted by: Lincoln fan
Not A Solution
Posted by: LMNOP on May 1, 2006 2:42 PM   
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The outing of such incestuous affairs between elected officials and their puppeteers in industry would be lost on most of this abjectly uninformed and nonanalytical people. Plus, even when they occasionally seem to understand something, there is no evidence that the American people care about anything more than a lizard would care about: their safety and comfort at that moment.

There is no substitute for getting the big money out of politics. It attracts maggots that we are now discussing exposing. How about attracting people willing to work for their country for a living stipend only? Wouldn't you prefer such a person? Hopeless now since he has to get the "D" or "R" stamp of approval to rise in the political hierarchy, and that means a campaign too costly for anyone not funded by the Kapitalists (I use this spelling to identify these as pseudo-capitalists since they don't really believe in fair competition or profits set by the invisible hand, but rather, in government protection and subsidy, monopoly, industry no taxes and obscene profits).

This proposal is as effete as term limits because it ignores the root problem: the money attracts scum that want to get rich to run for office. Why reform your system to limit the filth in it to two terms just to get another piece of filth to follow for two more terms or to name the corporations with which they whore?

Laws, like government, are threefold in their rendition: a legislature to write the laws, an executive branch to enforce the law and a judicial branch to interpret it. The archetypical government employee representing these three are the lawmakers of Congress, the police and the courts. Try influencing a cop or a judge with gifts or bribes, and you risk imprisonment, but go to a legislator with a bribe and be welcomed in as a lobbyist. Sound right?

Incidentally, the reason you can bribe legislators only and not cops and judges is because the bribing of legislators is too expensive for ordinary citizens. Only big corporations can affort an elected whore, but you and I could afford a traffic cop or the small claims judge.

The law should acknowledge that bribing - er, lobbying - a congressman is an attack on America and classified as treason as surely as outing a CIA operative is, and that the penalty be severe, perhaps the maximum allowed by law (death or life without parole). Elected officials would be forbidden to earn income other than their minimalist stipend while in office and subject to random audits analogous to random urine tests for drugs. Anyone not willing to play by those rules can stay out of public office sincre they are not interested in service but self-aggrandizement.

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