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The Anti-Bush Anarchist

By Gabriel Thompson, In These Times. Posted May 2, 2006.


Ultimate Fighter Jeff Monson is good and pissed off. And his 'Assassinate Bush' T-shirts are just the beginning.
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Standing 5' 9" tall, weighing 240 pounds and sporting a shaved head, Jeff "The Snowman" Monson looks like a cartoon ready to pop, a compressed giant of crazy shoulders, massive biceps and meaty forearms. When he sneers, people shudder. When he sweats, they turn away. When he's angry, your best bet is to run.

He's angry right now, even though his combat career in the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) -- an often-bloody tournament that combines martial arts disciplines like Brazilian Jujitsu and Muay Thai Kickboxing -- is taking off. In February's pay-per-view event, Monson easily beat his opponent with a chokehold in the first round. If things keep going this way, he could have a title shot in the heavyweight division, against the explosive Andrei "The Pit Bull" Arlovski. So no, it's not his future career prospects that have him pissed. It's the state of the world.

"I'm not some sort of conspiracy theorist," Monson says of his political leanings. "I'm not talking about how the government is trying to hide UFOs. I just want to do away with hierarchy. I'm saying that our economic system, capitalism, is structured so that it only benefits a small percentage of very wealthy people. When I was traveling in Brazil, they had us staying at a really posh hotel. Outside the hotel there was a mom sleeping on the sidewalk with her two kids. That's when reality hits you. What did that woman ever do? Who did she ever hurt?"

Monson wears his politics on his sleeve, as well as the rest of his body. An anarcho-syndicalist star is tattooed on his chest, an anarchy sign on his back and another "A" on his leg. While he loves his sport, he also feels a responsibility to use whatever exposure he receives for a larger purpose. "I don't think I'm more important than anyone else, but since some people are paying attention, then I'm going to use this as a vehicle to express myself," he says. Some fans have labeled him anti-American, but he shrugs off such criticism. He was slightly taken aback, however, when three Secret Service agents showed up at his gym in Olympia, Wash., last fall.

A t-shirt prompted the visit. While Monson was preparing for a fight in Portland, a film crew came to the gym and recorded his outfit that day, which included a tank top that read "Assassinate Bush." When he entered Portland's Rose Garden for the fight, a video clip of him training in the shirt was played on the Jumbotron, and after he finished off his opponent in the first round, he was more interested in speaking to the post-match media about the devastation of Hurricane Katrina than his fight career. He mentioned his anger that the Bush administration had diverted $76 million from the Army Corps of Engineers for the levies, and that the National Guard were in Iraq instead of Louisiana and Mississippi. "I was making a political statement, trying to open people's eyes," says Monson of his t-shirt and post-fight comments.

Not long after, he had three sets of open eyes walking through the doors of his gym. "The Secret Service told me that they wanted to search my gym and my house. They said that if I refused, they would have a warrant within an hour." They poked around the gym and then headed over to Monson's house. "I told them that they could go to my house if they wanted, but that I was going to stay here and finish my workout," Monson says, not sounding the least bit intimidated. "They haven't bothered me since."

The UFC fighting style is called Mixed Martial Arts, but at times it looks more like a barroom brawl, especially to non-practitioners who miss the technique and strategy. It's easy to poke fun at the event: heavily muscled and tattooed men wearing skimpy skin-tight trunks, celebrity models in the stands beside drunk frat boys wearing wife beaters with their caps on backwards. Its popularity has skyrocketed, thanks in part to the self-styled "first cable network for men," Spike TV, which has a UFC-based reality show. Tickets can go for nearly $1,000, and sell out quickly.


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Gabriel Thompson is a Brooklyn-based journalist.

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Bad Idea
Posted by: Tom Degan on May 2, 2006 12:21 AM   
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Listen, wearing a T-shirt, even in jest, that advocates the murder of a sitting head of state, even if that head of state is a contemptable little piece of shit like George W. Bush, is the ultimate in irresponsability for two reasons:

1: It's wrong. Any form of capitol punishment is a sin against the sanctity of life. In the months before November 22, 1963, there were a number of calls from a particular region of the country (guess which one?) calling for the assassination of John F. Kennedy. Did all of this crazy talk embolden Lee Harvey Oswald? We'll never know.

2: The last this - the very last thing that the right wing of this country needs is a martyr! I mean, can you imagine???

Tom Degan
Goshen, NY

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Lefties who could kick your ass
Posted by: MrVetinari on May 2, 2006 2:34 AM   
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I am putting this guy on the mental list next to Scott Ritter (Retired Marine and U.N. Weapons Instructor) and Eric Haney (Retired Delta Force Founding Member) of Anti-Bush, Anti-Imperialism believers who could kick 99% of asses out there.

Thick-necked guys with a "lets roll up our sleeves and get the job done right" mentality need to become a prominent feature on the left, as there are too many draft-dodgers and poor-marksmen (lookin' at you, Cheney) who with to paint their opponents as somehow "less manly" because we choose to apply force only when necessary and definitive.

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» No more little girlie lefties! Posted by: medstudgeek
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» No sexism intended... Posted by: medstudgeek
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» RE: Lefties who could kick your ass Posted by: Godless US Soldier
Charlie
Posted by: hankgeorge on May 2, 2006 3:38 AM   
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You have to be impressed with this man. Hardly your classic "man of violence" by education, experience and enlightenment, he uses his self-made forum to tell the truth in a near-truthless world. I disdain the t-shirt, agreeing wholeheartedly with the first poster. That said, I love the guy! In the end, we will need a fundamental societal value change to remain the dominant species on this planet...or what is left of it. That change is embodied in Chomsky etal...and now in this wide-body (!) as well. Bravo!

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» RE: Charlie Posted by: Doubtom
"Regarding Dubya"
Posted by: Dobby on May 2, 2006 5:48 AM   
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That would be nice, except for Cheney. Snaarrrrllll.

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» RE: "Regarding Dubya" Posted by: DubyDooDoo
pocomoco
Posted by: pocomoco on May 2, 2006 6:51 AM   
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I think assassination is going too far. My mother (91 at the time) would probably feel different. Twice, in a conversation just prior to the 2004 election, she said that she wished that someone would put a bullet in Bush's head. Now,, if he would fall off his Segway and get fatally injured I would not shed a tear..

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Nothing wrong with the shirt
Posted by: jpinder on May 2, 2006 7:06 AM   
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Bush ordered 1000's to be killed, and some of you think the shirt's words are too harsh. Ok then let's just fire bush for his crimes; killing him is much too harsh. No wonder your government is still in power, you have no guts (anymore). I remember American comments about communism like "why don't the people rebel", now doesn't your political situation seem familiar? This is the kind of story that would have happened in the good old USSR.

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Impeachment.
Posted by: Longdream on May 2, 2006 7:07 AM   
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Then the serving out of the worst four years of his life in derision and disgrace, followed by a retreat to Texas after chalking it all up as a bad job, only to face endless criminal and civil litigation which will burn up his nest-egg until he almost can't afford fuel for the chainsaw with which he used to cut brush on the ranch which he doesn't have anymore, the loss of which doesn't matter because of the consecutive prison sentences. That would be quite enough for me, thanks.

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We don't need a martyr
Posted by: cg on May 2, 2006 9:47 AM   
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Calling for assassination, whether in jest or to express rage, is counter-productive. It only fulfills the right-wing stereotype of lefties. Further, that is the last thing we need - people feeling sorry and pity for a war criminal and mass murderer.

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A working class hero is something to be
Posted by: WitchyNy on May 2, 2006 9:48 AM   
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As the author makes clear, this is a man from a working class background. Why does that matter? Because young working class kids will LISTEN to him, that is why.

He is a WOBBLY! You don't like his tee-shirt? Are you KIDDING?
Is your sole life's ambition- to be a good and willing slave?

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Practically speaking, a bad idea...
Posted by: medstudgeek on May 2, 2006 10:16 AM   
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Though I just fantasized about seceding from the US above. Pot calling the kettle black, etc.

Seriously, this is just another thing for the Right to stick up on their websites about how loony the Left is. Oh, look, these monsters, they want to assassinate our president! Blah blah blah. And it wouldn't accomplish anything, because Cheney would just become president and they'd claim him as a martyr in the war on terrorism and...

Screw it, I want one of those shirts.

In my country there is problem/and the problem is the Bush
He take everybody's children/and he send them to Iraq
Throw the Bush down the well/and set my country free
You must grab him by horns/Then we have a big party!

If you see the Dick coming/you must be careful of his gun
You must grab him by his horns/Then I tell you what to do
Throw the Dick down the well/and set my country free
You must grab him by his horns/Then we have a big party!

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Do Not Blame Bush!
Posted by: mite on May 2, 2006 10:32 AM   
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All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing. (Edmund Burke, 1729-1797)
At least Jeff is taking a stand. He is expressing his fears, and concerns about how this world is controlled by powers we never hear about. Regular media or text books during our development is enforced by societies control over our lives.
We all need to stop reading the media norms, TV, Newspapers, Magazines, and research the journals, books, and independant sources of information. How can we expect to get the truth when corporations, and secret societies control all the media outlets.
This is a silent war against all of us who are not members of these secret societies.
Good luck Jeff on your next match and keep spreading the word.

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gathaiga
Posted by: gathaiga on May 2, 2006 10:54 AM   
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While I believe this person has more than adequate reason to be "pissed off", I see these "ultimate" fighting shows, nascar, the idol shows, sit-coms, repugnican control of the legislature and White House along with a host of other trash being a symptom of the intellectual deterioration in this country. Anyone see the article today about the large number of young people who couldn't locate Louisiana and Missippi on the map???

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» UFC != Nascar Posted by: Techubus
» Right on! Posted by: Torgo
AWESOME !!!!
Posted by: Wildlander on May 2, 2006 11:03 AM   
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This article was excellent!

The rest of you pathetic morons need to get a clue. It is apparent your slack wrists are too weak to throw any real political punches that will make a difference to the way this country is run.

Some of the negative comments here are typical panzy liberal homosexuals reacting to a real macho guy. You just can't deal with it, can you? You have to strike out at him for the real threat and the reality such macho guys represent.

How pathetic can you get. Here is someonw who is willing to truly fight back and put himself on the line and you turn your back on him?? You speak against and trash him?

I hate Bush and the corporate way of things in this country. But if this is what the professives represent, then fuck the progressives!

Ken Boettger
Ellensburg, WA

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» RE: AWESOME !!!! Posted by: aussidawg
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what go around, come around
Posted by: thoughtcriminal on May 2, 2006 12:51 PM   
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Bush & Rumsfeld declared that 'all options are on the table' with regard to their regime change plans.

Pat Robertson called for the assassination of Chavez in Venezuela.

The Israeli government claimed that 'targeted killings' of militia-linked politicians was a legitimate option... you get the idea.

The CIA and military interrogators made torture a standard practice in 'black sites' and in Iraqi dungeons...people were tortured to death, sometimes.

What kind of reaction is all this going to create? Fanatical hatred, perhaps?

If this guy's shirt discomfited the Secret Service, if the message reached the President and disturbed his morning breakfast, well... good!

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The left has found a new hero
Posted by: Larry Brewer on May 2, 2006 3:48 PM   
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If Jeff Monson is someone you look up to, then I nominate him as poster boy for the new liberial man.

Larry Brewer

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saw a bumper sticker..
Posted by: alterhead on May 2, 2006 5:27 PM   
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...that said "where's Lee Harvey Oswald when ya need him?"

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Aggravating the state
Posted by: tkwilson on May 2, 2006 5:31 PM   
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On the one hand we have a government which has been completely subverted by terrorists and is in the process of committing mass murder; on the other hand we have a bunch of liberal "progressive" candy asses warning us against committing thought crime, warning us time and again that we're far too weak and powerless to mount any meaningful resistance to these crimes in progress.

What differrence do you think it will make if you make sure not to ruffle any government feathers? Do you think that it's the loudmouths in the US who are responsible for our descent into this ever growing police state? Think maybe if we're good kids mommy will stop being mad at us and remove the channel locks from our collective pee pee?

I think we're in trouble precisely because so many of us are unwilling to tell the state where to stick it.
This isn't about bad manners or how we parse our sentences. It's about telling the bastards to get fucked and making it stick.

What we NEED are ten million T-shirts saying exactly whatever the hell we want to say, and then take it from there.
How many secret service agents do you think there are anyway? Did it ever occur to any of you that it might be possible to drown the bureaucrats in paper work?

The squeamish should stay home and shut up. We don't need you.

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Sigh.......
Posted by: Jarnsaxa on May 2, 2006 6:21 PM   
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I want to have his babies!

:)

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» RE: Sigh....... Posted by: fifthworld
AAAAnold.
Posted by: Steven Wanzell on May 2, 2006 7:38 PM   
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"Bahlieve me now, and listen to me latahr..."

Jeff has my vote. it's about time the dissenters had our own Hulkinator. You go, Jeff!

Steven Wanzell
artist/activist/ex-American
www.wanzellarts.com.ar

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On the ball - rhetorical flair
Posted by: fifthworld on May 2, 2006 8:46 PM   
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Look, no matter what you think of the idea, the ANGER and OUTRAGE expressed in the thought/comment are what matter. Tell me you don't say this to yourself 10 times a day! I have a handmade sign on my car's rear window that says "IMPEACH AND SHACKLE" and I wish I had the cojones to write more. I don't think Monson (Bronson?) wants to kill anybody for real, and probably doesn't personally say to anyone "hey, would you please go....." but we of sane hearts all know the yearning. Sick of this evil bastard! Say it loud and clear.

I'm thinking of George Carlin and how he loves to play around with less "literal" alternatives to the obvious reality like assassination or whatever it may be. You know, the slow, drawn-out silly/sadistic revenge scenarios and related ideas he's so great with. A way to say good-by for example: "May the forces of evil [NOT] become confused on their way to [Bush's] door." (Wait a minute....)

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hellkat
Posted by: hellkat on May 2, 2006 9:07 PM   
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I too have signs on my TRUCK, a gas guzzler that I NEED , to haul farm stuff, etc...and my sign says F---K BUSH, and one that says Bush IS A DUMBASS. The one I made, says STOP U.S. FACISM, OUST THE BUSH REGIME. I live in a small minded , small town, and it is FULL of Evangelicals...I am sneered at, laughed at, and am just hoping and waiting for some neocon agent to harass ME. EVERYONE who is questioned and HARASSED by Shrub GOONS needs to file huge lawsuits. AND CARRY THROUGH with it. When enough regular people start getting harassed, maybe the rest of the damn sheep will WAKE THE F UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bushco is RESPONSIBLE FOR 10's of THOUSANDS OF DEATHS, innocent as well as not, and ALL OF THE BUSH GANG NEED TO MEET THE SAME FATE AS THOSE THEY ARE PERSECUTING.

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anarchism is dumb
Posted by: codingguy on May 2, 2006 10:59 PM   
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and theoretical, and historically, always gets exploited by very statist totalitarians with diametrically opposed goals. See Spanish civil war, read homage to catalonia....

As for calling for someone's murder (even a nasty lying scumbag like bush), if it isn't illegal in the U.S., it should be.

Macho is what got US into this mess. Making the left Macho to match(o) the right will just make things worse.

peace baby!

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I'm with muscle dude...
Posted by: fixitt on May 3, 2006 12:35 AM   
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"Throughout history, it has been the inaction of those who could have acted; the indifference of those who should have known better; the silence of the voice of justice when it mattered most; that has made it possible for evil to triumph." - Haile Selassie

Rev. Don

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There was a time when I might have shot the bastard myself
Posted by: Ian MacLeod on May 7, 2006 4:40 PM   
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if I could have gotten close enough with a rifle. And I'm against the death penalty. The life of one old disabled vet who isn't going to live much longer anyway seemed a small price to pay for the survival of my country. I do believe in self defense, and this guy is holding a nuke to the head of the blasted WORLD. It didn't take me long to figure out, however, that Bush is just a throwaway mouthpiece for a bunch of religious fanatics who also happen to be married to a disproved, destructive economic philosophy that's self-serving in the short run at the cost of just about everything in the long run.

At this point, shooting the idiot would do no good whatsoever; in fact, it would harm us even more. It would take a nuke over Washington DC at exactly the right moment, like when every NeoCon and associated Dominionist is in town. That, or America coming to it's senses, seeing what's in front of it and actually ACTING. Neither one looks very likely.

Understand this, though: taking America back with violence will undo us as surely as losing it to the liars, murderers and thieves now in control.

I am a veteran, son of two veterans, of a family of veterans stretching back to every war this country has been in for over a century. And NONE of us were drafted. Ever. I HATE what they've done to this country, but they could not have had we not gotten so lazy, and had we not dropped teaching the Constitution and exactly why this country is so unique. If we do not regain true patriotism and love of country with full knowledge of what America is supposed to be, we will lose this one, and deservedly so.

Knowledge, courage, patriotism, and absolute refusal to be divided by anything, especially propaganda, a refusal to be distracted from the real issues, are the ONLY weapons that will save us. Getting rid of one rich retard will do nothing useful; in fact, done by assassination, it would push us further down the road they already have us on, and I'm not sure how far down that road we can go and still return.

I am heartbroken over what we have allowed ourselves to become, and afraid for the very uncertain future of America. Our diversity and our belief in the Rule of Law when those laws are fair and apply equally to everyone has always been our true strength. We must find them again, or go down into the same darkness that has claimed every other empire since civilization began. If we fail, maybe when cockroaches get around to writing books, the founding principles of what was America will find another chance. By the time the NeoCons are finished, I'm not sure the biosphere will support human life anymore.

Come to think of it, by the time Jesus spends the rest of the round-trip ticket He's supposed to have, there may not be anything left worth returning to. Interesting too how the NeoCons seem intent on fulfilling the prophesies in Revelations with themselves cast in the bad guy role. They clearly don't trust God to do it.

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