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DURST: You Can't Make Stuff Up Like This

Durst writes: "I imagine the U.S. State Department is telling the Indian government, 'Of course we'll treat you like adults. It's just that unless you start to behave more like we say, not only will you lose another month's allowance, but you'll be grounded until the millennium and sent to bed without any curry.'"
 
 
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