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Cheney, 'A Beer or Two' and a Gun

By John Nichols, TheNation.com. Posted February 15, 2006.


If alcohol was involved in the Texas shooting incident, it is appropriate to ask if an official inquiry was blocked to protect the vice president.

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Vice President Dick Cheney, who was forced to leave Yale University because his penchant for late-night beer drinking exceeded his devotion to his studies, and who is one of the small number of Americans who can count two drunk driving busts on his driving record, may have been doing more than hunting quail on the day that he shot a Texas lawyer in the face.

Katherine Armstrong, the wealthy Republican lobbyist who is a member of the politically-connected family that owns the ranch where Cheney blasted his hunting partner, acknowledged to a reporter for MSNBC that alcohol may have been served at a picnic which was served Saturday afternoon on the dude ranch where Cheney shot Harry Whittington.

According to an NBC investigative report that appeared briefly Tuesday on MSNBC, Armstrong peddled the line that she did not believe that alcohol played a part in the shooting accident. But, she admitted, "There may be a beer or two in there, but remember not everyone in the party was shooting."

The MSNBC story, which appeared only briefly before the website was scrubbed for reasons not yet explained, has been kept alive by the able web investigators at www.rawstory.com and other progressive blogs. And so it should be, as the prospect that alcohol may have been involved in the Texas incident takes the story in a whole new direction.

By any reasonable measure, Armstrong's attempt to downplay the presence of "a beer or two" raises more questions than it answers about an incident involving a vice president who, like George W. Bush, was a heavy drinker in his youth, but who, unlike Bush, never swore off the bottle.

As with her over-the-top efforts to blame Whittington, the victim, for getting in the way of Cheney's birdshot blast, Armstrong's line on liquor smells a little more like an attempt to cover for the vice president than full disclosure.

This is where the hunting accident "incident" becomes a serious matter. The role played by the Secret Service in preventing questioning of Cheney on the evening of the shooting becomes takes on new significance. If Cheney was in any way impaired at the time of the shooting, it was certainly to the vice president's advantage put off the official investigation until the next morning.

Cheney may be able to say, unequivocally, that he was not in an impaired condition when he shot Whittington. But he does now need to start speaking to this precise issue and to all of the other questions that have been raised -- and, no, it is not enough for the vice president to take a few softballs on Fox News, the administration's house network, as the White House crisis management team arranged for him to do at 2 p.m. ET Wednesday.

When legitimate questions arise regarding the role that the Secret Service might have played in undermining the investigation of a shooting in order to protect the vice president from embarrassment, and possible legal charges, those issues have to be addressed fully and completely. And they must be addressed in a setting where reporters are able to press the notoriously cagey Cheney to actually answer all of the questions that are asked.

Up to now, the whole "hunting-accident" controversy has been little more than a diversion from more serious matters involving Cheney -- not least among these, the investigation into whether the vice president authorized the release of classified information as part of a scheme to discredit critics of the administration's rush to war. But if Cheney used his Secret Service unit to prevent a necessary and proper official inquiry at a time when it might have uncovered relevant information regarding his condition when he shot a man, then the vice president has abused his office in a most serious manner.

The prospect that such an abuse occurred requires Cheney and any White House aides who were involved in "managing" the story -- put Karl Rove at the top of this list -- to stop stonewalling and provide a detailed explanation of their actions in the hours that followed the shooting incident. This is certainly not the only issue on which the vice president needs to come clean, but it is no longer a joking matter -- or, more precisely, it is no longer merely a joking matter.

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John Nichols is The Nation's Washington correspondent and the author of The Rise and Rise of Richard B. Cheney: Unlocking the Mysteries of the Most Powerful Vice President in American History (The New Press).

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Pretty speculative
Posted by: YogiBear on Feb 15, 2006 11:21 AM   
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Gun accidents are easy; alcohol doesn't have to be involved. But it never should be involved, because it's so easy. No one should have been drinking before they went out shooting -- that puts everyone at risk.

I doubt Cheney had anything to drink as he is probably permanently on blood pressure medication or some other kind of heart medication. Even a few drinks can create irregular heartbeats. It's true that many people ignore this, but Cheney always has someone watching over him, so to speak.

That said, if he did have something to drink and he is on meds, the alcohol could have affected him more strongly, depending on the medication. Still, it's all very speculative.

We ought to be just sticking with the facts -- that the VP's party was hunting illegally and he performed an unsafe movement that resulted in injury of another. Let's hope the other guy is all right and that Cheney has learned his lesson.

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Proofing?
Posted by: ecolib on Feb 15, 2006 12:04 PM   
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I love AlterNet, I really do... but was this piece even proofed? Its poor grammar ruins the credibility of the piece, IMO. Also, does it really add to the story to say that Cheney "blasted" the guy?

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» RE: Proofing? Posted by: lionhead
a beer or two
Posted by: biff777 on Feb 15, 2006 12:12 PM   
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Living in the northwest, the Inland Empire, I stopped hunting when I moved here.
You can tresspass, hunt after hours, be yelled at not to shoot by the people who have leased the property for 2 generations, shoot into the trees because you hear something, shoot someone threw the heart killing them. There is no individual or group arrest for tresspassing & shooting after dark. There is no alcohol/drug tesing of anyone. There is one arrest a week later, by the shooter, a day before the funeral.
The local hemorrhoidal pad, the Spokesman-Review, does it's typical coverage, like our pipebombs, Hanford, pollution...
Guns and alcohol has been an on going problem in the Northwest. Is it a male bonding ritual that I don't get because my first years were in Europe. Can't they do 'bare-back mountain' instead.
In my book if you know you're drunk and you get in a car that is intent, suicide/murder. The same goes if you hunt tresspassing, hunt after hours, and drink.
In memory of Casey Lawson.

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Did Cheney say "F>ck You!" to the man...
Posted by: Sapphite on Feb 15, 2006 12:55 PM   
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before he shot him?

Dick Cheney, like this administration thinks the law and now it seems even common sense just don't apply.

How many more years are these numskulls in office?
Can this nation survive?

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The old bastard was blasted!
Posted by: Ellen Remore on Feb 15, 2006 1:50 PM   
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Let's see. You f*** up really spectacularly, then you fix it so you don't have to face the music till the next day. Hmmm. What reason would somebody have for swinging his weight to do that? Can you say "Chappaquidick?"

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» RE: The old bastard was blasted! Posted by: Ellen Remore
He wasn't drunk; he was just thirsting for human blood!
Posted by: Kelly on Feb 15, 2006 7:15 PM   
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Drunk? Good lord, no! Everyone knows that Dick Cheney is, in fact, a flesh-eating ghoul. In fact, he infected the entire Bush cabinet with the parasite that makes them crave human flesh, hence their penchant for killing people. Rumor has it that Laura Bush may have been the original vector, as she began murdering at the tender age of seventeen.

Old Dick prefers to eat the flesh of children, sometimes prepared as veal, i.e. aborted between six and eight months gestation to ensure optimum tenderness, sometimes as foie gras--force-fed crisco until their livers burst. Most of the time, though, it only matters that they are alive at the time.

Therefore, Cheney maintains a network of sound-proofed sites throughout the world where he can gnaw off the fingers and toes of smuggled Malay and Nepalese tots while relishing their high-pitched, animal-like screams. He usually starts at the outer limbs and works his way in, sometimes taking days to finish off a single child. In fact, the pictures that have not yet been released from Abu-Ghraib show Cheney dining on the flesh of Iraqi youngsters during a visit.

Unfortunately for his victim, Cheney had a bad week. Loads of press surrounding his methodical defamation of Joe Wilson and the more bumbling than usual govt. response to Katrina left Dick (of Dick, Bush, and Boehner) feeling a little peeved. Then his secret service agants informed him that his unfortunate dinner had escaped and eloped with an ex-Nam vet. Poor Cheney, needing to be fueled on human flesh and blood, turned and shot his fellow ghoul, intending to feast on his writhing innards. Unfortunately, the 78 year old man was tough as wood and completely inedible, so after chewing on him a bit and lapping his blood, he was sent to the hospital and the Secret Service was dispatched to a home for unwed mothers to induce a juicy abortion.

Upon being admitted to the hospital, Cheney's victim showed clear patterns of bite marks and saliva trails surrounding all of the points of entry. Are your children safe in bed tonight?

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Interesting, significant, but.....
Posted by: fifthworld on Feb 15, 2006 7:37 PM   
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still another distraction from the larger horror stories of today. We know these bastards are at least half-drunk, or wholly drunk on their fascist madness, every minute. So this incident is not surprising. Full investigation, and public flogging, fully required, yes. But, in perspective, and certainly with all due respect and well-wishes to the good Mr. Wittington, it's something of a human interest story. That is, something for the media to show some backbone on, MAYBE, while ignoring and distorting the urgent broader stories.

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Mixing Alcohol with Meds...
Posted by: haystack1317 on Feb 15, 2006 9:02 PM   
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It's established that Dick Cheney is taking a long list of medications after his 4 heart attacks. From the Bush/Cheney campagin in 2000:

Medications: Mr. Cheney takes a long list of medications which are monitored closely by myself and Dr. Reiner. He has shown no side effects of any of these medications which would alter intellectual performance or impair his judgment.

Try mixing them with alcohol and see what happens.

There is no doubt that Cheney is taking numerous drugs and the idea that he would mix them with alcohol, which he has admitted to, and then engage in any activity involving loaded weapons is appalling. It doesn't matter if a few hours passed between the drinking and the shooting.

I understand the instinct to say "well, let's not speculate about what we don't know for certain," but with this administration that instinct is simply naive. Their ideal world would be one in which they gave out zero information about their actions, and in that case if we didn't speculate we would be able to say nothing at all. We are somewhere in the middle, obviously, but closer to zero info than we have ever been before. With such incredible lack of disclosure, it is our duty to speculate about the actions of this criminal administration.

The mix of alcohol and drugs in Cheney' bloodstream should be national news. He should be charged for this shooting. He is not above the law.

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darlajane
Posted by: darlajane on Feb 16, 2006 8:57 AM   
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They said that Cheney was not allowed to be questioned by the
local police. That means no breath analysis either. This arrogant guy
brags on his solo interview that he has an ambulance and a
'medical staff' with him at all times' like that's the most common
thing in the world with people suffering without health care all
over America. We should get a report at what tax payers expense this little charade is happening. Get him out of office now.

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this is a SURPRISE to anyone?
Posted by: Voicedude on Feb 16, 2006 10:11 AM   
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This administration has behaved like it is above the law since day one (i.e. stole the first election). They truly believe that the rules don't apply to them. What's one more indescretion or mistake when we can merely dismiss, discredit, or downplay them? This is not the first example of the ARROGANCE of this administration (not even the first this month!), and trust me, it won't be the last.

I think that I now truly know what rational, good hearted people of Germany felt like before they left their country forever: they must have been thinking
"Why won't anyone STOP these people?".....

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Guilty
Posted by: Klaartje on Feb 16, 2006 2:11 PM   
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If Cheney really was sober on the day of the shooting accident than he would have know not only to inform the national press, but to report the accident to law enforcement and take an alcohol test immediately. Cheney and all the people who where at the hunting party are politically savvy enough to know that to postpone reporting when there is nothing to hide will create a PR nightmare. Unless you do indeed have something to hide, than the prospect of creating a PR nightmare might be better than the prospect of being indicted for man slaughter.

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» Definitely Guilty of Sumthin Posted by: YogiBear