Big (Yes) Men on Campus

By Suemedha Sood, WireTap. Posted October 26, 2004.

My friend and I were driving around campus last week, when we heard a booming voice yelling, “Vote Bush for War! It’ll be the last president you’ll ever need!” We laughed, trying to figure out where the voice was coming from. It was then that the “Yes, Bush Can” bus came heading toward us. Along the side of the bus was a giant photo of George W. Bush’s head. Beside the photo was the tag line “I’m telling the truth.”

“That’s the Yes Men!” I shouted, “We have to follow them.” The next 20 minutes consisted of chasing the Yes, Bush Can bus in my tiny silver Toyota Echo, honking and yelling out the windows in an effort to get the Yes Men to pull over and talk to us.

Finally, the bus stopped at a traffic light. We pulled up beside the bus and managed to get the driver’s attention. “Where are you going?!” I yelled. He said they’d be at the South Street Brewery later that night for a “live telecast with the president.” So later that night, I grabbed a couple of friends and my digital camera and went downtown to check out the spectacle and ask a few questions.

Yes, Bush Can is a mock campaign operating under the pretense of getting Bush re-elected. The Yes Men use the faux campaign, however, to expose the problems with the Bush administration. “People often think ‘Yes, Bush Can’ is a pro-Bush campaign,” said Yes Man Mike Bonanno, “And they’re right. Our goal was to be more pro-Bush than Bush supporters, to make them feel revolted by our openness about Bush's plans and goals.”

Yes, Bush Can is just one of many pranks pulled by Mike Bonanno and Andy Bichlbaum, the infamous Yes Men. Their mission? To “correct the identities of the most powerful criminals in the world” by impersonating them. In one of their most notable pranks, Mike and Andy impersonated World Trade Organization representatives. They set up a mock WTO Web site to help bring light to the truth of the organization through satire. People thought the site was real, and the two young men started getting invited to conferences all over the place. This newfound power led the unlikely activists to pull more pranks in support of the causes they care about.

At the University of Virginia last week, Yes, Bush Can made quite a scene. The Yes Men drove around campus all day shouting humorous “pro-Bush” slogans and playing a George Bush remix of Usher’s “Yeah.” Props on the bus included smoke and a missile with the phrase “The end is near” painted on. The group gained quite a bit of attention from curious college students, faculty, police officers, Charlottesville residents and homeless people alike.

As part of the campaign, the Yes Men dispersed pro-Bush pamphlets, urging students to take “The USA Patriot Pledge.” Taking the pledge means volunteering one’s children to fight overseas, vowing to lobby in favor of building nuclear waste storage in one’s community, taking a vow of pre-marital celibacy, and more. The pamphlet describes Bush’s platforms—according to the Yes Men—on such issues as nuclear arms, terrorism, global warming, family values, and the economy. One passage praises George Bush for having “the political courage to embrace global warming as a useful weapon in the trade wars.” Another denounces liberals, claiming they are “dependent on the votes of homosexuals, adulterers, socialists, and the like.”

Suemeeda Sood, 19, is a student at the University of Virginia and a regular contributor to WireTap.

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