Minimizing Menopause -- My Magic Salad

I can drink booze again! My migraines are gone. There's not a whisper of a hot flash. I've stopped attacking my loved ones. And I sleep through the night. How did I do it? How did I make my menopause symptoms go away?

It's at this point I feel as though I should (being an American) want to make money from my exciting new discovery. But if I did actually make money I'm afraid my husband Cliff would keel over in a dead faint. After 29 years of marriage, he's adjusted to the idea that I work for the 'greater good,' not the 'god of greed' ... or even household expenses. He makes a nice income, and besides, I remind him that I gave up smoking 28 years ago and now cut my hair with the "Flow-bee," thereby saving the family thousands of dollars. Cliff remains less than impressed, but is always very supportive. That's why I love him.

Okay, so what's my secret to minimizing menopause? It's a salad ... real food ... that's my secret. It won't make millions of dollars for the medical professional or pharmaceutical industry, but it seems to work for me. And what's in my magic salad? Three kinds of lettuce (Red Romaine, Green Leaf, & Arugula) + carrots + celery + sunflower seeds + oil (olive, sesame, almond) + pure salt (no anti-caking agents, like calcium silicate, please). For croutons I toast whole grain bread and sprinkle on the same oils, some very important herbs (parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme - sound familiar?), and salt. That's it! I eat it every day.

How did I discover this "cure?" Desperation had a lot to do with it. I started out like most women. I had just turned 47 and began to experience mild hot flashes. At first it was a joke...an excuse to be a "drama queen." I reveled in nature's passage. And I was determined not to do "drugs." I was growing older with dignity, and wiser with age.

Things got old fast. And after several months I didn't feel wiser, either. I just felt wrung-out. Hot flashes hounded me through the nights. My nerves were on edge. The caring mother and understanding wife became a frazzled frump. Domestic bliss, not that it ever accurately described our family life, was definitely a thing of the past. I fretted and I cried. I couldn't even resort to the bottle, not that I was an alcoholic exactly, but I was a bit of a boozehound (one to three drinks a day). Now drinking alcohol resulted in instant headaches that, depending on the dosage, graduated into great pounding migraines.

I needed help fast. I sought out the assistance of my holistic dentist, Dr. Gerald H. Smith, in Newtown, Pennsylvania. Working in his office is Kathie Stamou, a certified technician of Computerized Bioenergetic Assessment. It's "a comprehensive computer based system used for measuring the energies (chi) of the body. It can determine bioelectrical disturbances in the organs and systems and the energetic causes that deter optimum health. A regimen of natural remedies is then correlated that will restore balance. This technology is based on electromagnetic resonance, and allows us to take the guesswork out of the supplementation process."

I couldn't begin to describe it myself, but it is really interesting to see how it works.

And it worked pretty well. Most of my menopause symptoms disappeared. I could go on with life. But, Cliff was concerned. He didn't like me taking all those supplements. And frankly, I got tired of the regimen. One day I lined up all the bottles of pills and typed their ingredients into my computer. Then I matched most of the ingredients to real foods.

The first thing that popped out at me was that the nutritional elements of collard greens and kale were missing from my diet. I got off of all my supplements and started adding collard greens and kale to vegetable soups. I also ate soy and stuff like that. It all seemed to really help out, but it didn't eradicate my symptoms completely.