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Curses, Foiled Again

Police in Jackson, Miss., charged Caleb Laforrest Pete, 41, with robbing a bank and bringing along his 3-year-old son. After leaving the bank with a duffel bag full of money, Pete prodded the boy to keep up, but the youngster slowed him down long enough for passersby to notice him hop into a waiting cab to make his getaway. Police quickly caught up with the cab, which was also carrying Pete's wife and their 5-month-old daughter.

Medium Is the Message

Stray dogs are being used as mobile billboards in the Russian city of Penza. The Molodoy Leninets newspaper reported that shopkeepers lure the animals with cutlets or sausages, then spray-paint them with their shop logo and the goods they stock. Workers of rival stores often catch each other's dogs and repaint them in their own colors.

Huge rocks in the Indian Himalayas are being defaced by hand-painted advertisements. New Scientist magazine reported that some 300 ads are visible along a 35-mile stretch of the Manali-Rohtang Pass, touting a variety of international and local products, including Coca-Cola and Pepsi, a Punjab-based publisher and a local car repair shop. Scientists fear the paints are destroying the existing rich diversity of microflora and fauna on the rocks, but they point out that removing the paints with thinners could do more harm than good. Local officials said there is no law against the ads, which businesses see as a cost-effective marketing strategy.

Number One with a Bullet

Marcos Vinicius dos Santos, 27, the vocalist for the Brazilian rock group ACC, held a gun on the disc jockey at a radio station in Porto Alegre and forced him to play the group's debut album, "Phases of Life." The incident ended after about 70 minutes when dos Santos surrendered to police, who had evacuated the offices at Atlantida FM.

Witness Protection Program

A man who witnessed the slaying of two friends in Arapahoe County, Colo., was left beaten and bloodied after a jail deputy overlooked a court order and placed him in a cell with the suspect. A judge, concerned about potential violence, had prohibited all contact between witness, Martin Brewer, 21, who had been arrested for a probation violation, and the suspect, Edward Brown, 21, who is serving life sentences for two fatal shootings. "It was an error on the part of one of our deputies," Sheriff Grayson Robinson told the Rocky Mountain News.

The August incident was the second of its kind in six months. In February, a 16-year-old girl was placed in an Arapahoe County jail cell with a serial rape suspect.

Scapegoating

Theodore Maher, 44, admitted setting a fire that killed two people in Monaco but insisted that the deaths would have been averted if police had not blocked firefighters from trying to rescue the victims.

Kung-Fu Fighting

After several officers of Hong Kong's Food and Environmental Hygiene Department were attacked while trying to ticket litterbugs, the government offered a voluntary three-day course in Japanese aikido to sharpen the officers' self-defense skills. "We will be providing coaches," a government representative said, "and we hope all our enforcement officers will join the classes."

Los Angeles police arrested Tyrone Jermaine Hogan, 20, after a series of crimes that ended when he tried to carjack a vehicle carrying a judo club from Florida International University. The co-ed team was sightseeing when Hogan jumped into their minivan at a gas station. The students piled on the suspect and hit him several times, then put him in a body hold. "He was detained, to say the least," police Sgt. Alan Hamilton said, explaining that a bloodied Hogan was treated at the scene before being taken to police headquarters.

Bad Seed

Sidney Trimble, 42, pleaded guilty to holding his 68-year-old mother at knifepoint and forcing her to withdraw money from her bank account. A teller at a bank drive-through window in Largo, Fla., noticed Edith Trimble acting strangely and saw her turn toward her and mouth the words, "Call the police." Officers arrived moments later and arrested Trimble.