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Mensa Rejects of the Week

Police arrested Daniel Villafane, 24, in West Rockhill, Pa., after they found 2 pounds of marijuana in his car. Officers initiated the search only because they responded to reports that Villafane and his girlfriend, Evelyn Torres, 24, were having sex on the car in a neighbor's driveway around 7 a.m. Villafane told police they were traveling from Allentown to Philadelphia when they stopped for their impromptu tryst.

Josh Stevens, 16, died while riding in a friend's car when he suddenly pulled the emergency hand brake as a joke, causing the car to swerve into oncoming traffic and collide with another car.

Federal authorities arrested Utah auto mechanic Kevin S. Jackson, 51, for trying to cheat financial institutions by redeeming a counterfeit Federal Reserve bearer bond dated 1934 that showed a face value of $100 million. With interest, it was supposedly worth $200, according to Jackson. Authorities pointed out that no denomination greater than $1 million has ever been printed.

Nasad Alesky, 35, was riding between subway cars in New York City around 2:30 a.m. when he decided to climb onto the roof of the moving train and go "subway surfing." Police said that Alesky was critically hurt when he hit his head on an overhead tunnel beam, tumbled to the tracks and was run over by the wheels of the train.

An unidentified man in his 20s or 30s was siphoning gasoline from a mini-van with an electric shop vacuum, then pouring it into another mini-van when an electric spark from the appliance ignited fumes in the first van's gas tank. Fire Marshal Joel Kuhnhenn of Woodinville, Wash., said that flames quickly leaped to the open gas tanks of the two vehicles, causing intense heat that shattered their windows, then spreading inside them. Noting that both vehicles were destroyed and a Chevy Malibu parked nearby was damaged, Kuhnhenn declared, "This was an accident waiting to happen."

Lest We Forget

After a morning headlight parade in Sydney, Australia, to honor Sept. 11 victims, the National Roads and Motorists Association reported receiving at least 400 calls from drivers heading home from work that evening whose batteries were dead from leaving their lights on all day.

Also this Sept. 11, German security officials at Berlin's Tegel airport detained a passenger aboard a Lufthansa flight from Frankfurt when he emerged from the lavatory. "He was on the toilet for quite some time," Lufthansa representative Thomas Jachnow said. "That was enough reason to alert the federal border police."

Pavlov's Pig

The New Jersey medical company Transneuronix has developed an electric shock device intended to control appetites. The implant zaps the stomach with a tiny 10-milliampere current for 2 seconds, 12 times a minute, slowing down peristalsis to control hunger and restricting the amount of food that enters and leaves the stomach. The company said that the device can be left on all the time or switched on whenever a patient feels the urge to binge.

Slightest Provocations

Police charged Kevin E. French, 45, of Horseheads, N.Y., with shooting his neighbor Nicholas Lanzillotto, 53, because he was upset over how often Lanzillotto mowed his lawn. In fact, State Police Investigator Jeffrey Gotschall noted, Lanzillotto was on a riding lawnmower when French shot him in the head.

Twins, Chris and Gary Sullivan, 16, and their brother, Charles R. "Bobby" Call, 21, told police in Kettering, Ohio, that they strangled their mother to death because she complained about not getting a bacon cheeseburger with the milkshake that Gary Sullivan brought her from Wendy's. Chris Sullivan said the day after his mother's death that the brothers were "all so sick" of Kathy Call's screaming fits.

Robert M. Luttrell Jr., 18, of Frederick County, Va., admitted fatally shooting his friend, Travis Hott, 13, after the two argued over whether to watch Cinemax on television or switch to the news to check on the weather report.