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Curses, Foiled Again

Police in Gainesville, Fla., charged David Christopher Lander, 51, with breaking into a 1994 Infiniti after they found him inside. "He was trying to hide, all scrunched down in the back seat. I guess he thought deputies couldn't see him," said Sgt. Keith Faulk of the Alachua County Sheriff's Department, explaining that the vehicle is equipped with an anti-theft device that automatically locks the doors when the car alarm is triggered. "Had he pushed the button on the driver's side door, he could have gotten out." Faulk added, "Maybe he needs a new line of work. He's not very good at what he's doing now."

Homeland Security

After suspending mail deliveries because anthrax spores were detected in 16 congressional offices last October, the U.S. Postal Service began treating all mail addressed to Congress and federal agencies with large doses of nuclear radiation. A report by the general counsel of the Office of Compliance noted that shortly after mail deliveries resumed in January, a substantial number of congressional employees experienced long-term health problems, which have been linked to the irradiated mail. The report traced some of the problems--headaches, burning eyes, itching skin and nausea--to "overdoses" of radiation and irritant chemical byproducts caused by irradiation of the mail, probably as a result of the breakdown of cellulose in the paper mail during the irradiation process.

King of Fat

The Wall Street Journal reported that Ulf Ellingsen, 51, owns Europe's largest stockpile of whale blubber, having hoarded 600 tons in colossal freezers 120 miles north of the Arctic Circle. He said that he would like to sell his blubber, but Norwegians, who prefer lean whale meat, won't touch it. He also can't sell it to Japan, where whale blubber is a delicacy and his stash would fetch around $10 million, because of the global embargo on trade in whale products. Meanwhile, he spends around $100,000 a year to store the blubber, keeping the freezers running year-round at 22 degrees below zero.

Pandering to Passion

Hoping to stop giant pandas from becoming extinct, researchers at the China Giant Panda Breeding and Research Center in Sichuan province have begun requiring all adult males to watch videos of wild and captive pandas having sex. "Through this kind of sex education," the center's director, Zhang Heming, said, "we expect to arouse the sexual instincts of giant pandas, enhance their natural mating ability and raise their reproductive capacity."

Tripped Up

When police Officer Chip Ridgeway noticed a van with three men inside parked in front of a business in Englewood, Ohio, early one morning, he slowed to investigate. The van tried to ram Ridgeway's cruiser, but swerved at the last minute and sped away. Ridgeway and other officers chased the van to a residential cul-de-sac. "The van sideswiped a tree, so the only person able to flee was the driver, Michael Ford, who took off on foot with the officers in pursuit," Detective Mike Lang said. "He only made it as far as the back yard as he had a prosthetic leg, which came off when he was running and decreased his mobility."

Great Escape

When a 27-year-old convicted murderer was sent to Germany's Waldeck prison, he was assigned to work in the prison's box-folding department. After he turned up missing, Christian Pegel of the justice ministry of Mecklenburg-Vorpommern state said, "It appears he got into a box." A truck driver unwittingly transported the box out of the prison, and the inmate jumped off the vehicle unseen.

Good News, Bad News

To help commuters relax during the summertime heat and humidity, the Japanese train company Fuji Kyuko began serving its Friday night passengers all the locally brewed beer they can drink during the two-hour trip. Company representative Naotaka Nishiyama reported the trains have been "almost completely booked up," even though they have no restrooms.