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Glenn Beck: 'Gay Marriage Will Make the Universe Collapse'
May 12, 2009 |
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According to Glenn Beck, marriage (rather than the atom) is the building block of the “entire universe”. Hence, same-sex marriage will destroy the universe.
And you thought same-sex marriage only threatened the virtue and innocence of children! That’s how much you know about science. In fact, equal treatment under the law, (which some hippies consider a key component of our democracy) is more like anti-matter -- capable of swallowing up the whole of existence.
Anyway, some lady called Glenn Beck’s radio show today, and brought up the totally original point that gay marriage will lead to incest.
If gay marriage is “all about love”, she wonders, “Why wouldn’t I be able to argue for wanting to marry my sister?”
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