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Watch Out World: Chuck Norris Wants to Be President of Texas

Texas, where in the future choking a political opponent will not be considered a liability, but evidence of sufficient manliness to lead the nation.
April 20, 2009  |  
 
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"I may run for president of Texas. That need may be a reality sooner than we think. If not me, someone someday may again be running for president of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state." -- Chuck Norris, future president of Texistan, where choking a political opponent will not be considered a liability, but evidence of sufficient manliness to lead the nation.

Melissa McEwan writes and edits the blog Shakespeare's Sister.
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