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WTF? Today Is National Cleavage Day?
April 3, 2009 |
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Shaker Caitiecat emails to let me know that today is National Cleavage Day:
I shit you not.As per usual, the only cleavage of which you are likely to get a glimpse around here is that left by the vicious streak of cunty bombast which cleaves twain my otherwise flawless ladylike diffidence.A quote from the sponsor's spokesperson (Wonderbra's Samantha Peterson): "It gives women a chance to be beautiful and glow in the furtive, yet appreciative, glances their cleavage evokes from men," she said.
Male gaze ruled crucial! Film at eleven!
Sigh.
Melissa McEwan writes and edits the blog Shakespeare's Sister.
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