Bush Is Back ... (In Your Pants)

Dire economic times are making women reconsider paying to obliterate all the hair from their pubic region.

Some good news in dire times: Apparently, women will no longer be expected to buff their pubic region to the smooth, hairless sheen favored by porn stars, plastic dolls, and pre-pubescent girls.

In an article in Salon, Lisa Germinsky puns her way to the point (Bush is back! But not in the White House!) that many women are no longer willing to pay strangers lots of money to pour hot wax onto their genitals:

It should probably come as no surprise that the biggest economic crisis since the Great Depression would inspire a little fuzz. Conspicuous spending is out, after all. And maintaining a stripper-worthy wax job ain't cheap.