Bill O'Reilly Wishes You a Happy War on Christmas!

Merry War on Christmas, everybody.

Seems like the War on Christmas comes earlier and earlier every year. So with less than three weeks of War on Christmas shopping left, all God-loving Christians must be sure to remember what this season is truly about: intolerance for those different from you, paranoia, a perpetual sense of victimhood, narrow-mindedness, and religiously-correct commercialism.

Merry War on Christmas, everybody! And yes, Virginia, there really is a Bill O’Reilly. Sorry about that.


Jonathan Kim blogs under the name DJK. He is a Co-Producer at Brave New Films. He co-produces the Fox Attacks series and blogs for the and websites.