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Chuck Norris: Obama Snubbed the Boy-Scouts Which Is Just Like the Crucifixion of Jesus

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This was cross-posted from Whiskey Fire.

It appears  Chuck Norris has said something stupid on the Internet. What are the odds I axe you.

Last week, I discussed a series of evidences regarding how President Barack Obama is leading the White House pack in distancing his administration from the Boy Scouts of America.

To paraphrase C. T. Robot, gah, this is a  sequel to something.

I'd wondered why last week seemed so unusually placid and dumb-free and sunshine glad. Guess I should have hit the Chuck-a-Snooze one more damn time....

Oh well what the hell, we're already in gear and suited up, so away we go.

Last week, I discussed a series of evidences regarding how President Barack Obama is leading the White House pack in distancing his administration from the Boy Scouts of America.

"Evidences" only passed Chuck's spell check because he doesn't know you can only put the "s" there if "evidence" is a verb. Here is an amusing Chuck Norris Fact: that Chuck Norris knows karate doesn't mean he has a command of written English, and also, he has semi-literate editors. How comical.

And who put that Cleavon Little-looking specimen in charge of "the White House pack" anyhow?

As I pointed out, the White House has delayed Eagle Scout certificate signings, denied the invitation to go to the Boy Scouts of America's 100th anniversary gala, downplayed Obama's acceptance of BSA's honorary presidency, dodged official communications about the BSA, not defended the BSA against cultural attacks, and diminished Obama's all-around role as BSA's honorary president.

Maybe he's busy. Or else, who fucking cares?

Ah, but we lack that luxury. Now we're in The Shit, so we must backtrack, or perhaps more appropriately, flashback. ("Marines! We are leaving!" Explosions. Exeunt omnes, etc.)

And we discover that Chuck's sport panties are pulling his gristly pubes inwards because of  this class of inanity:

Over the past few months, a widely circulated e-mail has reported that

A widely who the what?

Categorically, Internet watchdog sites, such as snopes.com, have classified the claims as "hogwash."

Wacky.

A new entry on snopes.com defends that

Speak English or Die! Mucking forward:

To be frank, I think Obama's delay in signing Eagle Scout certificates has more to do with White House political correctness and establishing an arm's-length relationship with the BSA than it has to do with any simple "administrative delay," especially when lawsuits have been levied against the BSA because of its stand against atheists, agnostics and homosexuals.

OK, Frank. Levy the lawsuits and damn the homos, full bullshit ahead!

I'm sort of lost here; the precise pettiness of the grievance is becoming impossible to locate in the overall Chuckenfuckery.

Look, Obama  likes the fucking Boy Scouts.

I myself  hate the fucking Boy Scouts, because  someone has to be enough of an asshole to dislike asinine ideological paramilitary formations based on 19th century nationalist nonsense. Note also how I am not running for president.

Also note how Chuck Norris is fucking weird:

Just as Pontius Pilate washed his hands of any buy-in to Jesus' execution, the White House continually is whitewashing its connection and responsibility to the BSA. And just as Pontius Pilate's actions prompted us to question what good came from his position, President Obama has caused us to wonder what good has come from his role as honorary president of BSA.

Perspective, Chuck.  Perspective.

Look it up. Honestly, it's a word in English. Google it.