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Tea Parties Infiltrated by Evil Nazi Socialist Kenyans! Wingnuts Lose Their Sh*t Over Harmless Prankster

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This post originally appeared on No More Mister Nice Blog.Andrew Breitbart has posted a terrifying AP story warning of evil Nazi socialist Kenyan infiltration of the tea party movement!!!!1!!1!!

Opponents of the fiscally conservative tea party movement say they plan to infiltrate and dismantle the political group by trying to make its members appear to be racist, homophobic and moronic.Jason Levin, creator of http://www.crashtheteaparty.org, said Monday the group has 65 leaders in major cities across the country who are trying to recruit members to infiltrate tea party events for April 15 -- tax filing day, when tea party groups across the country are planning to gather and protest high taxes.

"Every time we have someone on camera saying that Barack Obama isn't an American citizen, we want someone sitting next to him saying, 'That's right, he's an alien from outer space!'" Levin said....

"Do I think every member of the tea party is a homophobe, racist or a moron? No, absolutely not," Levin said. "Do I think most of them are homophobes, racists or morons? Absolutely."...

Levin hasn't even tried very hard to conceal his identity --  Freepers, among others, have found various Levin Web pages -- at  Yelp, at  LinkedIn, and so on -- and, well, here's the sinister, dangerous guy who threatens freedom-lovers everywhere:

Hide the babies! This is the face of evil!

Here's his  Intelius page, where he somberly provides his life manifesto:

As a black lesbian trapped in the body of a straight white man, I am able to pass as a member of the establishment wile still maintaining my oneness with the spirit of the Earf Muvah. I'm currently being sued by my inner child for molestation...but trust me, the charges are baseless.

And here's his  YouTube page -- no videos, but he subscribes to College Humor's video page.

Um, are you getting the idea that this is just an adult class clown having a good laugh at the teabaggers' expense?

The blogosphere fans of the teabaggers aren't. Their teeth are still clenched in self-righteous rage. They still think this guy is an existential threat to them.  Gateway Pundit writes:

BewareLeftist radicals are planning on attacking and smearing the tea party patriots this week.Michelle Malkin posted a must-read report on the tactics and history of these leftist thugs who are out to destroy the tea party movement. Take a minute to get informed. These crazy thugs will stop at nothing to destroy those who stand in the way of their radical socialist agenda. Remember your camera. It may be your best weapon.

The Michelle Malkin post links to the very Free Republic thread and other pages that  reveal that Jason Levin is a harmless joker.She knows he's having a good laugh. So does Mr. G. Pundit. And  still these people are girding their loins.

Malkin, even as she links to the  Twitter page on which Levin thanks her for the publicity (alongside evil socialist tweets  such as"Student vs. Staff Volleyball (all day) + Payday + Springbreak = A day full of WIN!" and a  link to a  masturbation-themed clipfrom Weeds), refers to Levin as one of many "publicity-seeking malefactors" and "left-wing leeches." She invokes "saboteurs" and "smear merchants," clearly putting him in that category.

Bob "Confederate Yankee" Owens  goes even further at Pajamas Media:

The crashtheteaparty.org website exists for one reason and one reason only: to stifle the voices of those with whom they disagree and to render mute a rising chorus of dissatisfaction with a government that is acting in ways that deeply distress a growing majority. It is a censorship plot. It is an attempt to stoke anger and distrust, and it is as insidious and distasteful to the hearts of free men as any book-burning or pogrom.

Eeek! Eeek! Levin's a dangerous menace!

Yup, this guy:

Switch to decaf, teabaggers.

And by the way, kids, if you really believe Levin's "group" "has 65 leaders in major cities across the country," I have a bridge I'd like to sell you.

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MORE: Instapundit cites a fellow right-winger's  post that has a real Dwight Schrute quality about it.