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Lysol-Scented Vaginas: The Strange History of Douching
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Douche.
It’s a magnificent word, really, in its adopted American sense. To me, a lifelong writer and incessant talker, the word “douche” is pure. Simple. It even somehow sounds like what it is, so much so that I can’t even roll it over in my head without the image of Sean Hannity’s face appearing and hovering there in my frontal lobe, green-tinted, translucent and undulating like some Scooby Doo villain whose scheme, state-of-the-art visual effects and real identity are yet to be revealed by those meddling kids.
Alas, I am a Gen-Xer, born too late to for the word to yield any true power over my sexual identity. Douching was an abstract idea, one far more connected to jokes about that unforgettable mother-daughter beach walk commercial than the idea of actually flushing my vag out with salad dressing.
While douching has been around for eons -- some research speculates it goes back to the time of Hippocrates -- the practice hit its pop-culture peak between the 1920s and ’50s, a time when magazines like McCall’s and Ladies’ Home Journal were read almost universally, when manufacturers, retailers, publishers and advertising executives were congealing into the vast media monster we know and worship today.
Back then, this media “blob” was almost 100-percent male-driven, of course. And as the mad men on Madison Avenue began to realize that beauty advice would sell more magazines and products, so began the systematic dismantling of the American woman’s body image, a popular national pastime that persists to this very day. (To illustrate, all the subheads below come from actual ads of the era.)
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Posted by: ender on Oct 5, 2009 1:54 AM
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Posted by: morticia on Oct 5, 2009 10:36 AM
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» Soap and water, boys and girls.....
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Posted by: jstepp590 on Oct 5, 2009 10:40 AM
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She definitely doesn't complain, that's for sure!
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Posted by: SayBlade on Oct 5, 2009 11:32 AM
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Posted by: fduque on Oct 5, 2009 7:26 PM
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The poor lost soul that wrote this should make a poll among feminists instead:
are you willing to swallow a filthy cock in the name of equality?
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Posted by: ender on Oct 5, 2009 8:48 PM
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I've always been baffled by that hygienic discontinuity.
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Posted by: wwittman on Oct 7, 2009 11:04 PM
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"no one at the office ever says 'there goes that girl with the smelly vagina'"
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Posted by: Scarabus on Oct 10, 2009 2:11 PM
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There's a difference between douching and rational hygiene. The former messes with the body's natural defenses, while the latter complements them.
Brushing pubic hair gently with face, hand, etc. is incredibly sensuous. And so is enjoying the body's natural, sexy, uniquely individual signature aroma.
I deliberately said "pubic hair" rather than "pussy hair," because this applies to both sexes. So does exterior hygiene, when partners aren't desperately fraught with horn and thus in too big a hurry. It removes the parasitic bacteria that multiply in warm, damp places like groins or panties or tidy-whities. It allows the body's true aroma to be enjoyed.
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Posted by: jonathanseer on Oct 23, 2009 11:30 PM
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Don't do it!
Bottom line is the scent is a powerful aphrodisiac that can send some men into a rut.
Pheromones do exist even for humans, and the female exudes pheromones in her vaginal juices.
Replacing those natural sexual stimulants with the scent of flowers or perfume is absurd.
And besides, since when did vinegar smell good.
Vinegar STINKS, even dilute concentrations.
A healthy woman's self-cleaning vagina NEVER smells bad to a seriously heterosexual man.
Only gay or bi men would think or say otherwise.
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Posted by: morticia on Oct 5, 2009 10:36 AM
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» Soap and water, boys and girls.....
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» RE: Soap and water, boys and girls.....
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» RE: And for the boys.....
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Posted by: jstepp590 on Oct 5, 2009 10:40 AM
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She definitely doesn't complain, that's for sure!
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Posted by: fduque on Oct 5, 2009 7:26 PM
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The poor lost soul that wrote this should make a poll among feminists instead:
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I've always been baffled by that hygienic discontinuity.
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Posted by: Scarabus on Oct 10, 2009 2:11 PM
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There's a difference between douching and rational hygiene. The former messes with the body's natural defenses, while the latter complements them.
Brushing pubic hair gently with face, hand, etc. is incredibly sensuous. And so is enjoying the body's natural, sexy, uniquely individual signature aroma.
I deliberately said "pubic hair" rather than "pussy hair," because this applies to both sexes. So does exterior hygiene, when partners aren't desperately fraught with horn and thus in too big a hurry. It removes the parasitic bacteria that multiply in warm, damp places like groins or panties or tidy-whities. It allows the body's true aroma to be enjoyed.
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Posted by: jonathanseer on Oct 23, 2009 11:30 PM
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Don't do it!
Bottom line is the scent is a powerful aphrodisiac that can send some men into a rut.
Pheromones do exist even for humans, and the female exudes pheromones in her vaginal juices.
Replacing those natural sexual stimulants with the scent of flowers or perfume is absurd.
And besides, since when did vinegar smell good.
Vinegar STINKS, even dilute concentrations.
A healthy woman's self-cleaning vagina NEVER smells bad to a seriously heterosexual man.
Only gay or bi men would think or say otherwise.
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