Sex & Relationships

Would You Have Sex on a Hoverboard?

People will have sex on anything with wheels.

Photo Credit: Shutterstock

Rule of thumb: Whenever a new mode of transportation is introduced, people will try to have sex on it. Hoverboards are just the latest craze.

This winter, we've been exposed to a string of extremely NSFW videos of people doing really dirty things on their really cool toys. One video depicts a woman squatting on her board with an open mouth gliding over to an erect penis. Another video (starring the same couple) shows the woman using the board to back up onto his member. In an especially acrobatic twist, one man stations himself on the board with his partner’s legs wrapped around his waist. They proceed to float around the room, making circles and a bunch of other fun stuff while doing the dirty. Internet trends are weird. 

The boards served as a popular holiday gift this year. And while no major porn studio has yet taken on the challenge of making a professional hoverboard-themed film, it’s only a matter of time before “hoversex” becomes a popular niche in the amateur market. Let’s just hope no one gets hurt. 

Carrie Weisman is a writer focusing on sex, relationships and culture. 

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