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'Pulp Friction' and 7 Other Brilliant Porn Parodies

There are many things the porn world lacks. Creativity doesn’t seem to be one of them.

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There are few places the adult film industry won't dare to go. PornHub just recently added over 600 videos to its newly designed “Feet” category and there are countless more in the “Mature,” “Cartoon” and “Funny” categories. There are many things the porn world lacks, but creativity doesn’t seem to be one of them. And now that we live in an age where pop culture reigns and reality television is everywhere, it only seems fair for pornographers to find their inspiration there. Listed below are some of the weirdest porn spoofs, with some great puns in the titles to boot. 

1. Jersey Score

Gay film studio Jet Set Men decided to add its own twist to MTV’s reality hit “The Jersey Shore.” Mike The Stimulation (Dean Coxx) joins housemates Sammy (Andrew Blue), Pauly G. (Kevin Cavalli), Vinny (Trent Diesel), Ronnie (Josh Logan) and D-Wow (Derrick Vinyard) for a summer of sexual adventures. More times than not, the action takes place within the house. Dean Coxx stars as the “abs-crazy,” self-named “Mike The Stimulation.” The official description reads, "'Stimulation' is constantly on the prowl, whether at the beach or in the bars, for a muscular body to worship…”

2. Seinfeld XXX

Why shouldn’t one of the most popular sitcoms of all time get its own porn parody? American porn studio New Sensations cast porn star James Deen as “Gerry,” Kirstina Rose as “Elaina,” Eric John as “Crammer” and Steve Pomerantz as “Jorje.” They even got a guy to play the “Porn Nazi” (No porn for you!). Retailers have marketed the film with lines like, “If you ever wondered what it would be like if Jerry got it on with Elaine, or if Kramer stumbled into a 3-way with two of the biggest names in porn, or if Jerry's ex-girlfriend's breasts really were real & spectacular, then Seinfeld, a XXX Parody is the movie for you!” 

3. Whorrey Potter & The Sorcerer’s Balls

Aside from taking a beloved young adult series and making it really, really dirty, this film accomplished a number of other firsts. Like being the first feature-length 3D gay porn. It’s also the first porn to be entirely shot on green screen. It also features a floating cock, but some circles may find that more impressive than others. The film was nominated for 12 Grabby Awards including “Fresh Surprise of the Year,” “Best Newcomer” and “Best Supporting Actor.” The site LA Video summarizes the film with, “Luke Marcum plays Whorrey Potter, a young hero who must find the Sorcerer's Balls before they get into the hands of the evil Voldemorecock, played by hunky Matthew Rush. Along the way Whorrey encounters Himmione (Cameron Adams), Ron 'Weasy' (Eddie Diaz), Professor Queerel (Ryan Raz), the mega-muscled protector of the Sorcerer's Balls (Robert Van Damme), and Fag Hagrid (Mimi Imfurst).”

4. Super Hornio Bros

One of Ron Jeremy’s most memorable performances was so good that a sequel was made, titled Super Hornio Brothers II. The films, produced back in 1993, were (unsurprisingly) intended to parody the Super Mario franchise. The plot follows computer programmer Squeegie Hornio (Jeremy) and his brother Ornio Hornio (T.T. Boy) as they’re teleported into Squeegie’s in-development computer game during a power overload. There, they fight against a number of villains and race to save Princess Perlina from the evil King Pooper (Buck Adams). According to Something Awful, original copies are hard to come by.

5. Keeping Up With Kiara Mia

This one gives a pornographic spin to the hit E! series Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Kiara Mia’s story bears a striking resemblance to her real-life counterpart, one Kim Kardashian. The description reads, “Kiara Mia is a youthful, sensual, sex icon whose fame arose from a sex tape release with a former hot artist Ray (John Johnson). Kiara Mia has also skyrocketed her two sisters Court (Yuri Beltran) and Chloe (Allison Moore) alongside her for the stargazing ride. Meanwhile, their mother Kris (Veronica Av Luv) manages Kiara Mia while balancing the rest of the household.” The production has been marketed as “reality with an adult twist.”

6. Pulp Friction

Released back in ’94, Adam & Eve Pictures decided to create a porn version of an already sexy film. Pulp Friction features the likes of Ava Rose, Marie Luv, Evan Stone and Will Powers. The film managed to nab the Best Comedy/Parody Award at NightMoves Adult Entertainment. The description reads, “Gangs are locked, loaded & ready for anything!” The film includes the famous overdose scene, but in this scenario, heroin is replaced with a “Sex Spell” and the needle is replaced by… something else.

7. Katy Pervy

They say imitation is the highest form of flattery, so Katy Perry must have been thrilled when this 2011 flick came out. Goodnight Media cast Kimberly Kane as Katy Pervy, a pop sensation, “who knows what sells her music: Sex!” The production description continues, “Well, that and a sexy voice that could only get that way via daily deep throat vocal exercises… Katy Pervy goes on a XXX adventure, from her cleavage-filled appearance with everybody's favorite red puppet, Elmer, to kissing a girl and liking it so much that it evolves into a hot & heavy lesbian party! Featuring parodies of all of Katy's famous horny friends, Ka$$ha, Rihandjob, Lady Gagger, Snoop Dong, and Russell Gland, as they fuck their way up the charts!” The merchandising doesn’t end there. Katy Perry-themed parodies proved so popular that Pipedream productions came out with Katy Pervy Blow Love Doll. The box reads, “Last Friday night, this curvy carpet-muncher kissed a girl and liked it …and now she wants to suck and swallow some hard candy!!”

8. Pee-Wee's Big XXX Adventure

Vivid Entertainment decided to give Pee-Wee Herman aka Paul Reuben his very own porn parody. Tommy Pistol stars as the title role and does a pretty decent job playing the role – same nerdy outfit, silly demeanor and creepy laugh. The best part of the trailer is probably when Pee Wee asks “Sunshine,” if he’s ready for her. Maybe the worst part is how he reacts when she says yes – picture lots of clapping, a goofy smile, and an even goofier guy shouting things like, “Ready or not, here I come… Here it is, here I come!!”

Carrie Weisman is a writer focusing on sex, relationships and culture. 

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