5 Myths about Sex and Aging
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An enormous and depressingly ignorant chasm lies between anatomical fact and sexual mythology. Unfortunately, sexual urban legends persist long after people have clumsily fucked themselves out of their erotic formative years. Pervasive figments linger about aging and sex, perhaps due to America’s lack of interest in its elder citizens. Below are a handful of these mistruths.
1) Sexual Peaks. The concept of a biologically predetermined “sexual prime” is mostly made up. Just because a 19-year-old guy can jerk off four times in the span of an “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” episode, that feat should not be mislabeled as one’s “ sexual prime” but rather a “hormonal prime.”
Hormones hit their apex for men at 18, and mid-20s for women, but as Marc Goldstein of Cornell University's Weill Medical College told Men’s Health, "peak hormones don't mean peak sexual performance." Lisa Wade identified gendered “sexual peaks” as a cultural phenomenon, not a corporeal one, in piece for Salon last week. Wade writes:
When we teach children about reproduction....There’s almost never any discussion of girls’ sexual desires or pleasure. Often, however, there’s plenty of talk about how sex can get girls “into trouble”: pregnancy, emotional harm, sexually transmitted infections, ruined reputations and sexual assault. So, essentially, girls learn the same lesson that boys learn – sex is natural and pleasurable for boys – so watch out. It may take decades for them to understand that sex is natural and pleasurable for them too.
Since female orgasms aren’t subject to the same imperative in heterosexual hookups as male ejaculation, it shouldn’t surprise anyone if it takes some women longer to discover what pleases them, or to overcome cultural double standards regarding sex. But this should not be confused as some kind of latent physical development; a woman can enjoy better and more frequent orgasms when she has figured out her body’s erogenous nuances, and feels comfortable exploring them with her partner.
And no, “cougars” are not evidence of a delayed female sexual peak. Men (and women) have always lusted after younger men and women and always will. They’ve also always fantasized about older men and women and always will.
2) Penis shelf life. There’s no reason to fear your dick will shrivel up and fall off as you ascend in years. While it’s true many older men may not be able to reload post-ejaculation every 15 minutes like an ambitious twentysomething, it doesn’t mean they won’t ever or don’t want to. Erections simply take longer to raise to full mast later on in life, but raise they do!
AARP conducted a study showing that most men over the age of 70 reported few to no issues getting and keeping it up. And should one suffer erectile dysfunction, there are products designed to combat the issue (including a little blue pill which 20 million men have tried worldwide, as of 2011), though one Cornell study showed that only 7% of men have ever tried E.D. drugs.
A coquettish glance from Britney Spears gyrating with a Burmese python, or a fleeting touch from his lab partner, could send a young man walking briskly through the halls holding a textbook over his crotch, but mature men will need more from an erection excitant. Later-in-life hard-ons will benefit from a more “hands on” approach from one's partners, a la foreplay.
3) Vaginal expiration date? Menopause is some major bullshit, but it’s not a vaginal death sentence. Many will suffer post-menopausal dryness, but like most things, practice makes perfect. Sex does not exacerbate dryness, and the more you continue to knock boots after menopause, the more blood will flow to your vagina, causing natural lubrication.