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Colbert: Jesus Opposed Gay Marriage So Much He Was Speechless About It

Stephen Colbert on Thursday was still "reeling" from President Obama's announcement this week that "he is gay."

"I have to assume that's the reason he supports gay marriage," Colbert said. But Colbert is a marriage "originalist" -- he believes it's a relationship between one man and that man's rib. Colbert wanted to read viewers Jesus' words on homosexuality, but he never said anything about it.

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