You’re not fooling anybody, Richard Cohen
Before we proceed to today in the continuing saga of "What in God's Name Are You Talking About, Richard Cohen?" here's a warning -- get your gag reflex ready.
In a typically rambling screed about… something, Cohen, who recently became the first man to connect the dots between Miley Cyrus' MTV Video Music Awards performance and what he likes to call "the so-called Steubenville rape" that happened one full year earlier, Cohen unleashes some choice nonsense thoughts on "Chris Christie's Tea Party Problem." In it, he ostensibly looks at the New Jersey's governor's political future and declares that "At the moment, it is Cruz, not Christie, who has seized the imagination of Iowa Republicans." He also lets loose a truly outstanding array of bizarre assessments of prominent political figures, calling Sarah Palin "the Alaska quitter who, I think, actually now lives in Arizona," Rick Santorum a man who's "neither cuddly nor moderate" and Christie "too Joisey for the tea party — too brash, as well."