Will you marry me — once you’re done peeing?
Andi was sitting on the toilet peeing when her boyfriend bent down in front of her.
"It looks like you're proposing," she joked.
"Would you like me to?" he asked.
She laughed. "Yeah."
"Do you want a ring?"
He went into the other room and came back with a diamond. He slid the family heirloom onto her finger before she even got up from the toilet. They're now happily married and it's a cherished story that they share "more frequently than is appropriate," she says.