Salon limerick contest
Salon's poet army takes on DOMA and the Higgs Boson
It's now known there's a boson named Higgs,
That creates both electrons and pigs.
So it really does matter,
How particles scatter.
Some by zags, yet still others by zigs.
A justice named Antonin Scalia, Was vexed by the very idea, That gays want to wed, "It's unchristian," he said. But that actually sounds like Sharia. Mike Moulton Gainesville, Fla.
Though a mister and a mister want to marry,
DOMA made it incendiary.
If a miss and a miss,
Tie the knot with a kiss,
No one's shocked (except maybe Rick Perry).
Next week we’ll try something different. Stay tuned!