Salon limerick contest
Savvy Salon readers dissect the Ryan budget, Rob Portman’s reversal and more:
In a Salon piece I read by Sirota,
Ryan's budget exceeds every quota,
Of upper class' perks,
As the rich get the works.
It kicks the middle-class right in the scrota.
Rob Portman, you demonstrate well,
The ethic conservatives sell:
When it’s my child in need,
Time to challenge the creed;
When it’s yours, damn those sinners to hell.