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Lena Dunham milks a cow in the middle of New York City

Lena Dunham milked a cow in the middle of New York City's Meatpacking District on Wednesday. I mean, can you believe the nerve on this one?

I interviewed a few media professionals, who may or may not work at Salon's New York office, to find out what they made of this news. I have anonymized their responses to protect them from Dunham's retaliation.

One editor demanded to know, "Who are the cow's parents!?? I bet they are famous."