Justin Bieber attacked on stage in Dubai
Justin Bieber, a real person, has survived a hug/attack/tackle from a male fan who rushed him on stage at a concert in Dubai. The fan knocked over a piano in the process, but Bieber escaped without any harm. The singer took a three-minute break and returned to perform an encore, later tweeting: "Dubai. Nothing stops the show."
And now, your daily dose of schadenfruede: