“Girls”: Can this friendship be saved?
From the time we’re little we’re told nothing is more precious than our female friends. We sign our letters BFF. We bond by sharing our most intimate secrets with each other, which is what endows us with the ninja-like skill and power to psychically disembowel each other.
I hate fighting with friends. I’m prone to fits of hysterical deaf, dumb and blindness at the first whiff of a dust up. The stakes are too high. I’d rather they run me down with their car then tell me I’m insensitive.