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The best of Vine porn

You guys are pervs -- and I mean that in the most complimentary of ways. Thanks to you, my piece "The best of Tumblr porn" has been sitting on Salon's most-read list for more than two months. Well, guess what happens when you vote with your clicks like that? We metrics-obsessed content producers listen. The people demand more porn!

This time, I set out with a tougher challenge in mind: finding porn on Vine. That alone is difficult enough, thanks to the app's efforts to rein in adult content to meet the puritanical standards of the iTunes App Store. Even more trying is attempting to find good porn on Vine. Do you have any idea how many disembodied penises and context-free money shots I had to see to compile this list? It's like they've assigned Anthony Weiner as creative director over there.

Luckily, there are a few exceptions. Depending on your perspective on commercial smut, it is either surprising or entirely expected that most of these come from inside the porn industry. Given Vine's crackdown, many of these six-second videos feature only brief nudity and very little action (at the same time, it's amazing that some of this stuff passes the censors). They're imaginative and quirky, playful and downright weird. Is it just me or does that make them hotter?

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