Best of the Salon limerick contest
in the first compilation of the Salon limerick contest, here are the best reader submitted limericks from the election:
As travel arrangements were set,
Rafalca had reason to fret,
When Romney explained,
To get to the Games,
She'd be strapped to the roof of the jet!
The Romney's were off with a start.
Regrettably, Seamus had farts.
So into the crate,
If he makes it that's great.
If not, Mitt will sell off the parts.
Mitt’s not vulgar, profane or salacious.
He would never offend! Good gracious!
But in unctuous perfection,
He seeks his election,
In a manner sublimely mendacious.
Paul Ryan is sure that it's true.
All abortions are wicked to do.
Not for rape, or incest,
Even death - Paul knows best.
For a zygote's worth much more than you.
RNC speakers begin to assemble,
And their rhetoric starts to dissemble.
From Rubio to Ryan.
There'll be no shortage of lyin'.
Causing fact-checkers all over to tremble.